Kris: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU UGLY SH*T. LOOK AT YOUR FACE.

Suho: *gasps & panicks*  EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STICK TOGETHER. CHANYEOL, SHUT UP! AND WHERE ON EARTH IS CHEN?

Sehun: asdfghjkl; d-don't come near me. please. stop. stay there. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

Chanyeol: LALALALALALLALALALALALALALLA EEEVERYYYTHINGGG WILLLL BEEE OKAAYY LALALALALLALALALAL *blocks ears*

Kai: *curls up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth*

Luhan: *screams like a girl* S-STAY AWAY FROM SEHUN!

D.O: *eyes wider than ever*

Tao: *Performs kungfu but ends up screaming and fainting*

Lay: *hides under blanket, singing chinese songs*

Xiumin: HOOOOOLY SHHHHIET THAT'S HAIRY, DO U EVEN WASH YOUR HAIR?

Baekhyun: *tries to turn on lights with power, fails* NOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T FIND CHANYEOL. 

Chen: The ghost. *troll face*