Five Reasons Why I Hate Kris Wu

"I hate you”

Kris immediately open his eyes and look at Yoona with a-what-the-hell-are-you-saying look.

"what did you say?" Kris said, just to check he'd heard correctly. His hearing had always been exceptional but when talking to Yoona, all his senses were off

"I said I hate you," she said once again feeling a little bit irritated for having to repeat herself.

"and why's that?" he asked carefully not wanting to irritate her more.

"Well, for a start, I always have to look up to you since you are freaking tall” she replied in a matter-of-fact tone.

He just scowl at her comment “it’s not my fault if I’m freaking tall” and defended himself

"It's annoying," Yoona continued, not caring to whatever her companion is saying "No one should be allowed to be that freakishly tall, how tall are you, anyway?"

"188 cm” he said proudly

“See, that's 20 cm difference from my height! That's not fair!"

"Is it my fault that you're freaking short?" he shot back and  received a smack on his arm. "fine, okay, you're not freaking short. Your just short," he said and prepares himself for her next smack she will give him.

"I really hate you” she said and begun to hit him playfully

"Yah!  Why do you hate me?” he said trying not to laugh at her childish antics

"I'll give you five good reasons why I hate you."  She said sitting up straight and fixing her clothes

"Come on then, tell me your reasons?" he said expectantly, when it comes to Yoona, you have to expect weird and out of this world ideas

“One you are freaking tall”

“Yup we’ve discussed this already”

“Fine, two you are so vain”

"I'm not”

“Yes you are, you put more cream on your face than I normally do”

“It’s called personal  hygiene”

“Yeah right, if putting 5 different products on your face before sleeping is hygiene for you then I must be freaking unhygienic”

“I didn’t say that”

“Whatever, three, you’re younger than me but you treat me like a little girl”

“because you are Im Choding”

“Four,  I just hate you”

“Hey that is not a good reason”

“I made it so deal with it”

“Fine, what’s the last one”

 “Five, I hate you because you make my heart skip a beat, do you know I could die if my heart keeps doing that?  And the way you make me feel so happy and annoyed at the same time and its driving me crazy.  And I’m blabbering to much now because I don’t know what to say anymore to explain what I-“

And he kiss her, a soft, chaste kiss.

“I still hate you Kris Wu” she said after the kiss

“Well I love you too Im Yoona” he said and wrap his arms around her and continue watching the stars in the night sky.

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This oneshot is not mine, it was written by a friend who also write here but decided to delete all her stories and one shots so i asked her permission to repost some of her one shots here so credit to missnoname, unnie thank you for allowing me to repost your oneshots.