No one who care about me

EXO crackchat oneshots

 

yoitskris started a ing conversation with cutiexiumin, themanliest, goldensuho, eatunicorns, baekfanboy, deeperthanme, chenchen, iminnocent, abstylegucci, godkai and sehunpop.

 

 

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yoitskris: Hey guys!

goldensuho: ye what's the matter

chenchen: uhhh.

deeperthanme: CHEN THAT'S THE LAMEST USERNAME I'VE EVER SEEN.

sehunpop: uhm

chenchen: YAH CHANYEOL U WANT SOME PUNCH

chenchen: lmao sehunpop more like sehunpoop :P

baekfanboy: noisy urr

godkai: what's with this ing convo

deeperthanme: OH GOD BAEKHYUN UR HERE :-----------)

baekfanboy: UGH .______.

goldensuho: KAI YOUR USERNAME.

godkai: ye! isn't it? what fans calls me? :)

cutiexiumin: ey bbuing

chenchen: EWW XIUMIN HYUNG

sehunpop: CHEN HYUNG YOU'RE SO DEAD.

yoitskris: GUYS...

deeperthanme: OFG GUYS KNOW WHAT I SAW KAI..

godkai: yeah what about me?

deeperthanme: KIM JONGIN YOU'RE WATCHING AGAIN! AHAAA!

cutiexiumin: WHAT

themanliest: LMAO I SAW YOU TOO.

goldensuho: THIS IS TOO MUCH KIM JONGIN

eatunicorns: YAH! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME! JONGIN! SELFISH ><

baekfanboy: WTAF GUYS

deeperthanme: HEHEHEHE IKR LAY HYUNG

chenchen: JONGIN

sehunpop: KAI HYUNG I'LL GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!! OuO

yoitskris: GUYS... please listen to me first..

goldensuho: OH SEHUUUUUUUUUUN!!

godkai: NONO! /locks the door/

deeperthanme: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chenchen: GUYS .. ICANT--- I DISCOVERED SOMETHING.

baekfanboy: WHAT???

eatunicorns: ???

deeperthanme: THAT'S A TROLL

godkai: about ? OuO

goldensuho: JONGIN PLS

chenchen: NO GUYS HEHE, CHANYEOL WORN BAEKHYUN'S KIM TAENGOO BRIEF HEHE.

deeperthanme: TOLD YAH THAT'S A TROLL /escapes

cutiexiumin: /hides

themanliest: pukes

goldensuho: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE

eatunicorns: OMFG

deeperthanme: HE HE

chenchen: uh oh

godkai: im off

sehunpop: bye

chenchen: BAEKHYUN IS TURNING RED!!!!

baekfanboy: PARK CHANYEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

                       HOW DARE U USE MY OWN THING

                       AND PLS ITS MY PRECIOUS BRIEF 

                       WTF

                       WHY GRRRRRRR

deeperthanme: B-BAEKHYUN. LET ME EXPLAIN

baekfanboy: I DONT NEED A ING EXPLANATION PARK CHANYEOL COME HERE.

goldensuho: uhm baekhyun calm down..

sehunpop: baekhyun hyung..

yoitskris: CAN U ING PLEASE LISTEN TO ME FIRST

                     AND ING STOP THAT WAR ABOUT THAT

                     ING BRIEF AND WHATSOEVER!!!

 

goldensuho: oh uhmm..

themanliest: ...

sehunpop:

eatunicorns: o-okay

baekfanboy: .........................

deeperthanme:

chenchen: :------------)

cutiexiumin:

godkai:

yoitskris: CHEN PLS. 

                    OKAY FINALLY. This is not my work actually, it's suho's. But manager hyung called me earlier and he said we'll be going on a                             pictorial promoting a bag. 

eatunicorns: what bag??

goldensuho: DON'T TELL ME UHMM??

deeperthanme: ????

yoitskris: YEAH. UH.. UHMM.. GUCCI

deeperthanme: /face palm

themanliest: lol ._.

chenchen: /double facepalm

cutiexiumin: he he he

goldensuho: i knew it ._.

sehunpop: 

eatunicorns: oh

baekfanboy: im--

godkai: chokes to death

 

abstylegucci: HEY! Just got home from Gucci Store.

                           did i just read gucci on your convo hehe. 

yoitskris: here it is.. okay bye

goldensuho:

themanliest:

sehunpop:

eatunicorns:

baekfanboy:

deeperthanme:

chenchen:

cutiexiumin:

godkai:

 

abstylegucci: HEY! ANYBODY? 

                           PLEASE ANSWER ME.

 

 

yoitskris, cutiexiuminthemanliestgoldensuhoeatunicornsbaekfanboydeeperthanmechenchengodkai and sehunpop are now offline.

 

 

abstylegucci's online friends:

iminnocent

 

 

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iminnocent: HI GUYS! IM JUST DONE COOKING FOR OUR BREAKFAST.

                       so what about jongin?

                       what about brief omg

                       what about gucci??..

                        GUCCI???!!?!?!?

abstylegucci: yeah hyung! your the only one! do u know smth about gucci?

iminnocent: .....

abstylegucci: HYUNG!

iminnocent:

 

 

iminnocent is now offline.

 

 

abstylegucci's online friends:

no one

 

 

______________________________

 

abstylegucci updated a status.

"NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEE~ T.T"

 

 

 

 

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Author's note:

             AWW TAO THAT WAS :---------------------((( SO SAD HEHEHE.

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