Luhan (HanHanLuHan) - Blue

Baekhyun (BaekshupaHyun) - Red 

Luhan stalked through the kitchen, his eyes darting from the kitchen sink filled with stacked dirty dishes to the floor covered in dark coffee spots. His fingers ran harshly through his hair. Usually, being a little dirty doesn't bother him: a dirty dish, some dust gathered on the furniture, some stains on the floor. That's fine by him.

But this was atrocious.

The stove beared burnt oil, cupboards were smeared with flour and there was a knife on the floor, underneath the table. A goddamn knife! He kneeled, reaching for the plastic handle of the knife, picking it up from the floor and placing it on top of the plates in the sink.

Luhan remembers clearly asking Baekhyun to clean up after him and the others have attempted to make doughnuts at 2 in the morning, but it seems he didn't. To be honest, the kitchen looked even more messy than what he witnessed in the early hours of this day. A burnt smell hung in the air.

Walking out of the kitchen, he went to search for the younger. He looked in the living room - nothing. His bedroom was empty and the bathroom was unoccupied. It seemed everyone was out, including the idiot. The Chinese man pulled out his phone, unlocking it and pressing the icon of the chatroom app.

He searched through his contacts, his thumb lightly scrolling, until he reached Baekhyun's name.

[Info - 09:47, 2016.08.19] HanHanLuHan started a conversation with BaekshupaHyun

[09:47] HanHanLuHan: Baek, you piece of

[09:48] HanHanLuHan: answer me

He waited. Baekhyun was always on his phone, it would be impossible for him not to answer. Unless...

Unless he was ignoring him? 

[09:53] HanHanLuHan: Baek, i swear to god, i will break your ing neck

He exited the app, tried to call him. Pressing his phone against his ear, Luhan waited. His eyes wandered over his nails.

Ring...

Ring...

"Come on, answer me.." He muttered. The ringing ceased and voicemail took over. "Goddamn it!" Luhan cursed.

He returned to the chat, noticing Baek still hasn't given any sign of life.

[09:55] HanHanLuHan: alright, you give me no choice. Your eyeliners are going.

Of course, he wasn't that big of a to get rid of Baekhyun's possessions, but it wouldn't hurt to give him a scare. Luhan walked back into the latter's bedroom, opening the drawers containing the eyeliners. There were way too many and Luhan often wondered when the man will use all of them. He grabbed a handful and walked to the kitchen, cringing at the mess once again. Standing in front of the trash, he held his hand out, the eyeliners above the trash. Luhan snapped a pic and set it to Baekhyun, smirking mischeviously. 

It seemed that it worked, because no more than 10 seconds later, Baekhyun replied.

[09:58] BaekshupaHyun: don't. you. dare.

[09:58] HanHanLuHan: oh, hello there.

[09:59] BaekshupaHyun: what's up with all the threats? didn't get your morning wank yet?

[09:59] HanHanLuHan: ha, funny. but no. 

[09:59] HanHanLuHan: i'm actually here to ask you something.

[10:00] BaekshupaHyun: and... what would that be?

[10:00] HanHanLuHan: remember when you and the others started making doughnuts at 2am?

[10:01] BaekshupaHyun: uhm, yeah?

[10:01] HanHanLuHan: does 'cleaning the kitchen after you're done' ring a bell?

[10:01] BaekshupaHyun: i'll clean when i get back

[10:02] HanHanLuHan: i asked you to clean after you're done!

[10:02] HanHanLuHan: not after you get back, when you were done!

[10:02] HanHanLuHan: the kitchen is a ing mess!

[10:03] BaekshupaHyun: okay calm your , i'll be back soon anyway. want something from outside?

[10:03] HanHanLuHan: EXCUSE ME DON'T TELL ME TO CALM MY

[10:03] HanHanLuHan: MY ARE VERY CALM THANK YOU

[10:04] BaekshupaHyun: doesn't look like it m8

[10:04] HanHanLuHan: .. i will beat you up when you get back

[10:05] BaekshupaHyun: but i thought you wanted me to clean? 

[10:05] HanHanLuHan: don't turn my words against me

[10:06] BaekshupaHyun: :p

[10:06] HanHanLuHan: you're such an sometimes

[10:07] BaekshupaHyun: you like to be ed in the

[10:07] HanHanLuHan: not as much as you

[10:07] HanHanLuHan: every goddamn night i can hear you , shut the up

[10:08] BaekshupaHyun: why are you even listening to me?!

[10:08] HanHanLuHan: not that hard to notice since you're the only loud one in the whole apartment

[10:09] BaekshupaHyun: at least i get some

[10:09] HanHanLuHan: at least i don't use frosting as lube, goddamn weirdo

[10:09] BaekshupaHyun: at least i don't name my 'black mamba'

[10:10] HanHanLuHan: it's a suitable name!

[10:10] BaekshupaHyun: that ripped my apart, you know

[10:11] HanHanLuHan: ... did you use my ?

[10:12] HanHanLuHan: ... Baek?

[10:14] BaekshupaHyun: CHANYEOL WAS OUT AND I WAS AS OKAY

[10:14] HanHanLuHan: you could've just, you know

[10:16] BaekshupaHyun: I will not resort myself to a ing

[10:17] HanHanLuHan: jeez, okay, you really are desperate to fill your hole up, aren't ya

[10:17] BaekshupaHyun: maybe i'll beat you up when i get home

[10:18] HanHanLuHan: alright, alright.. what else have you used of mine?

[10:18] HanHanLuHan: so i know what to disinfect

[10:19] BaekshupHyun: i did check out that strawberry lube of yours

[10:19] HanHanLuHan:  it's good, isn't it

[10:20] BaekshupaHyun: scent is surely strong

[10:21] HanHanLuHan: i got a tip for you

[10:21] HanHanLuHan: when you need to get yourself off

[10:21] HanHanLuHan: without having to use my dear baby

[10:22] BaekshupaHyun: oh god

[10:23] HanHanLuHan: first off all, get

[10:23] BaekshupaHyun: yeah

[10:24] HanHanLuHan: then place your arm under your thigh

[10:25] BaekshupaHyun: ... what?

[10:26] HanHanLuHan: no listen it's good

[10:26] HanHanLuHan:: then you need to make sure it gets numb

[10:27] BaekshupaHyun: what the are you trying to get at Lu

[10:28] HanHanLuHan: listen to me you ing bacon with eyeliner

[10:28] HanHanLuHan: let your arm get numb and then when it's gone numb

[10:29] HanHanLuHan : go and fap

[10:30] HanHanLuHan: it will feel as if someone else is giving you a

[10:31] BaekshupaHyun: which ed up site told you this tip?

[10:31] HanHanLuHan: good sites.

[10:32] BaekshupaHyun: i'm leaving

[10:32] HanHanLuHan: you gotta try it

[10:33] BaekshupaHyun: bye

[10:34] HanHanLuHan: wait, baekkie!! i gotta tell you something important. no joke this time

[10:34] BaekshupaHyun: hmm?

[10:35] HanHanLuHan: there's this thing called the grapefruit technique where you basically take a grapefruit-

[Info - 10:35, 2016.08.19] BaekshupaHyun has left the conversation.

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Hello! It has been, what, two years? *awkward laugh*

(sososososososososososososorry)

But here I am! Back again with another chapter of this fic that I completely love

the idea came to me a while ago and I finally got the inspiration to go all out and get it done

Hope you liked it!!

Sam out!