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JONG_IN

My Ice Cream tastes like - Feeling sick

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Unicorn_Lover

Have you tasted before? O.o

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JONG_IN

No

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Unicorn_Lover

Then how do you know what it tastes like?

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JONG_IN

You know when you take a good whiff of something you can figure out what it tastes like?

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Unicorn_Lover

Ohh Yeahhh. i know. But you've smelt before? O.o

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JONG_IN

Of course. Who hasnt? Havent you?

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Unicorn_Lover

I have, but not to the point where i can figure out what it tastes like.

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JONG_IN

That was like me, until i went into the bathroom after Sweay_Baozi's nice, long dump. When i was in there i took a good whiff of the after scent that still remained

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Unicorn_Lover

what did it smell like?

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JONG_IN

*facepalm*

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Sweaty_Baozi

Jongin, it is impossible for icecream to taste like . Did you put anything with the ice cream?

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JONG_IN

Yes

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Sweaty_Baozi

What did you put?

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JONG_IN

100&1000, Chocolate Powder and Chocolate sauce.

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MAMA_DYO

Dude. You do know you finished the chocolate sauce 2 days ago. There is no more left.

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JONG_IN

yes there is

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MAMA_DYO

no there isnt

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JONG_IN

then what did i put on my icecream?

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MAMA_DYO

Idk. Check for yourself.

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JONG_IN

MAMA_DYO, you were right. There is none left.

No wonder my ice cream tastes like . It was Barbeque sauce i put instead of chocolate sauce.

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Unicorn_Lover

*facepalm*

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JONG_IN

Hey... Dont *Facepalm* me. *Facepalm*ing is my thing

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Unicorn_Lover

whatever BBQ Boy

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JONG_IN

BBQ Boy. Really? Why BBQ Boy?

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Unicorn_Lover

1. You mistakened Chocolate sauce with BQQ sauce

2. BBQ sauce it brown

3. Your brown

4. And so is

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JONG_IN

5. So is Chocolate and everyone loves chocolate.

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Chen_Chenchen

Guys, Dont call him BBQ Boy

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Unicorn_Lover

Why not?

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Chen_Chenchen

BBQ takes to much effort to say. It should be something shorter. Like. BARBIE BOY. (if you dont know guys, Barbie is slang for BBQ)

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Unicorn_Lover

Sounds even better. KIM JONGIN the BARBIE BOY.

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Manly_Lu

OMG. you mistakened Chocolate sauce with BBQ sauce. I DID THAT TOO, but the other way around. That day, i found out something that changed my life.

Peperoini Pizza and Chocolate are the perfect match.

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OH_SEHUN

OOWWWHHH. thats sounds yummy. lets have it for dinner. who is with mee?

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OH_SEHUN

WE WANT PIZ

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UPDATE PLSSSS
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Chapter 38: I read it in one stretch and kept on reading it........it sounds so realistic. And I was laughing my head over reading 'showering and 'maknae questions!!
Awesome work author-nim!! I loved it!!
Next chapter!!!!! Waiting for it!! Fighting!!
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Chapter 38: satansoo rock the world
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Chapter 38: Troll Dae is at it again...well at least Soo told him to stop. Fighting for the next chapter
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Chapter 35: It actually worked....wow....fighting for the next chapter
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Chapter 30: i read this again...and i cried in this one
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Chapter 35: A+ chapter!
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Chapter 34: IM GONNA IMAGINE THAT THEY HAVE A SECRET GC WHERE THE MANAGERS DONT HAVE ANY IN CLUE CAUSE GIIDNESS I MISS THEM SO MUCH TT TT

THAT CROTCH GRABBING WAS SOOOOO NOT GAY, THEY'RE JUST SHOWING THEIR LOVE TO ONE ANOTHER XDD

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Chapter 17: I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RIGHT NOW *^*

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Chapter 15: Thank you for making this amazing chapter.
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