FROM: Jae Su, Brazil

TO: Jae Haa, Korea

Hyung,

Finally, finally one of my children will be fit to carry my Korean legacy, my brother.

Yesterday my Hyosung has danced the fan dance for us - which she managed to learn in only 4 months. My lovely daughter was also very humble, insisting it took her a long time. Ha! Our Mother, professional traditional dancer that she was, had to practice for about a year to get it right!

(How could we forget all those night rubbing her swollen feet?)

Yes, Hyosung is a gem too precious to be wasted on these ignorant, - fanatical Brazilian men. She is everything that a perfect daughter-in-law should be: beautiful, respectful, humble, intelligent, and the list goes on…

That said, if you could shelter her and find her a suitable Korean husband I would be so grateful, hyung. I’m certain that this task will be extremely easy, since she is perfection in human form.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Jae Su

P.S: If you could not mention to my wife the part about the total unsuitability of the Brazilian men. She is Brazilian, after all, and has strange notions about courtship between the young. One has to excuse her – she wasn’t raised in the Korean fashion (a mistake I assure you I did not make when raising Hyosung, that one is as Korean as you can possibly get).

FROM: Jae Haa, Korea

TO: Jae Su, Brazil

Donsaeng,

Send her. I will definitely find her the best Korean husband. If she is as perfect as you say, it will be no trouble at all. It will fall on her the task of preserving our name and traditions.

She better do it, too, because I have given up on Jae In. That girl just talks about some Super-Band all the time. I can’t tell you how grateful I am that a normal, polite and obedient girl will be living in my home – especially one that will have nothing to do with these loud super-boys. 

Jae Haa

FROM: Jae In, Korea

TO: Bo Ra, Korea

BIG NEWS!

My Brazilian cousin is coming to stay with us for some stupid reason or other (wasn’t really paying attention), but get this: she is a Latin dance teacher (and a lawyer, too – but who cares?).

Remember how I got the intel that SM will hire a Latin dance teacher for our lovely-beautiful-talented boys? Girl, I have a plan that will put me face to face with all of them in no time.

I just need to gently persuade Hyosung (or outright deceive her, if that won’t work) to try for the job and I will be as close as possible to my dear Wookie Oppa.

Just wait! They won’t know what hit them!

XOXO

Jae In   

FROM: Alice Hyosung, Brazil

TO: Everybody on my Facebook account, Brazil

I’m so dead.

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This story joined wishful’s Give me a Year Writing Contest. Let's hope for the best ^^. 

Prompt: "They just fell head over heels over me because I'm so hot!"

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This story has been reviewed by Recommendations & Reviews Store and received a 75/100 (mainly because of my grammar mistakes, LOL). I took in consideration all of their opinions and tried to fix my mistakes, so I hope this story just keep getting better and better.

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This story would not exist without my dear friends and consultants in all things K-pop: wordsareheavy and callmephantom (who is also my beta and the one who did this awesome poster). They are the ones that cheered me on and allowed me to make my alter ego meet the Super Junior! Thanks for everything, you guys. Now the real work begin for all of us : *