"I can't find my underwear."

Jonghyun slammed his locker door closed. "What? How do people even lose their underwear? Did you take them off before making rounds?" Jinki choked on his own saliva at Jonghyun's comment but he dared not cut in.



Kibum gave Jonghyun the stare, which made the good doctor shut up. Sighing, he sat down on the bench. "I wear undies under my pants today, thank you. The one I'm looking for is the one I stash here so I can change in case I'm going out on a date."


"You change undies for dates?" Jonghyun found the idea hilarious and didn't hide his reaction as he slapped a hand on his knee and laughed. "Why? Do you have to have neon pink boxers for a date or something?"

Jinki grinned despite trying too hard to be indifferent. "They're actually orange," he quipped, his voice muffled for he hid his head inside his locker as he spoke.

"What?!"

"I can't believe you don't remember, didn't we date?" Kibum asked Jonghyun. "Oh wait, never mind. I forgot we just dated inside hospital premises so I never got to wear my lucky underwear."

"What?!"

"If you say what one more time..." Kibum threw Jonghyun a warning glare before turning to Jinki. "You don't have them, do you?"

Jinki's bag fell on his feet and Jonghyun stared at him. "I don't believe thi--"

"No, I do not!" Jinki said, both hands raised as he defended himself while hopping on one foot. "Why would I have them, it's not like we're still roommates or something!"

Kibum rolled his eyes. "I meant in your locker. Sometimes I just haphazardly throw things in lockers and I used to forget that we don't share lockers anymore so."

As Jinki peered back into his locker, Jonghyun eyed Kibum warily. "You shouldn't even have a locker here. These are for doctors."

The nurse flipped his fringe with a flair. "That good doctor over there gave me one because he can't take it when I fill his with my stuff."

"Oh," Jinki said, pulling his head out of the locker. "It's not orange, but..." He hoisted on his finger a black, lacy bikini.

Jonghyun's mouth fell open. "...What the is going on?" The blush on his cheeks probably told more than he dared say.

Kibum shook his head. "No, they're not mine. They're also probably not Jjong's, from the look on his face. I don't know where you got them."

"Oh..." Jinki said again before stuffing the in his pocket. "The other nurses seemed to have found out my locker combination."

"Lies," Kibum said, eyes rolling.

"Why are you putting those in your pocket?" Jonghyun asked, almost panicky.

Jinki shrugged. "I'm going to look for the owner?" He shrugged as the other two blinked at him. "I'm gonna stop by the nurses' station and ask them if any of them are missing ."

"Good lord," Jonghyun wailed, leaning his head against a locker.

Jinki grinned. "I'm a gynecologist. They shouldn't probably feel I'm ually harassing them."

Jonghyun made a face. "I'm going to be a psychiatrist and I know they will feel you're either ually harassing them or flirting with them."

"I thought you wanted to be a cardiologist so you'll be closer to people's hearts," Jinki quietly said.

"....Did I really say something that cheesy?"

"I don't care about any of you but please help me look for my undies!"

The door suddenly flew open and the most popular pediatrician in the city walked in. But instead of the usual angelic, no-bad-deed-has-ever-been-done-by-this-k