thehun: luhan hyung told me about a site called aff yesterday o u o

AngelSuho: oh yeah, kris hyung texted me about that too

greasybacon: tao kept spamming my phone with messages about how the world is corrupt e n e

creepyeol: i don't know why they were so worked up about it, they're interesting 8D

dancingmasheen: there's a lot of yoonkai ones < 3

greasybacon: WHAT?! WTF. NOT FAIR.

kyungshoe: a lot of our fans like writing about us and snsd sunbaes

greasybacon: omg. whut. omg. omg. hold on. omg.

creepyeol: suho hyung, i think you should go check up on baekhyun. he might get a heart attack

greasybacon: OMG ME AND TAEYEON SUNBAE ARE CALLED BAEKYEON. OMG THATS BEAUTIFUL ; A ;

thehun: there's a lot of hunhan too ^^

dancingmasheen: dang, the other guys made it seem like this was a bad site.

AngelSuho: where are all my fanfics? ; n ;

ommakyungshoe: LOL poor suho hyung

creepyeol: baekkie ~ there's a lot of baekyeol fanfics < 3

thehun: he's crying right now because taeyeon noona kissed him in a fic.

creepyeol: ........wth. im cuter.

greasybacon: omg. i love our fans. omg. those precious little angels. < 3

AngelSuho: oooh there's a seyeon one! is that our sehunnie with taeyeon noona?

greasybacon: ............

dancingmasheen: LOL

ommakyungshoe: i heard something crash in baekhyuns room...

thehun: oooh me and noona are cute together c:

greasybacon: FREAKING DIE.

creepyeol: baekbaek you dont need noona, there are so many more baekyeol fanfics!

ommakyungshoe: theres so many kaisoo ones too.

dancingmasheen: heh, i always top < 3

ommakyungshoe: thats because they dont know who really does.

AngelSuho: D8 CHILDREN! THERE IS A YOUNG CHILD AMONG US.

thehun: i'm telling luhan hyung that i top in our relationship >:D

AngelSuho: ASDFGHJKL WHERE IS THE PURITY?!

greasybacon: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH CHANYEOL JUST DIED IN THIS FIC.

creepyeol: how is that funny?! why aren't you crying?!

greasybacon: dude this angst stuff is pretty funny

AngelSuho: why are there so many hunhan and baekyeol and kaisoo fics?! sehun! you're leaving me alone for luhan! exo k should be shipped with each other!

thehun: you're too old gramps.

ommakyungshoe: idk why exom was freaking out. these are really good! awww kai, i expect dinner on my birthday just like this fic < 3

dancingmasheen: what. e n e

greasybacon: dude. can i make my own account? i wanna write my own story.

creepyeol: OOH a baekyeol one?! 8D

greasybacon: a baekyeon one < 3

creepyeol: ...... *throws snsd off a cliff*

greasybacon: NOOOOOOO!

thehun: i've read four hunhan fics so far < 3 and we're so cute!

dancingmasheen: i made an account!

greasybacon: WHAT?! NOT FAIR! MAKE A BAEKYEON FANFIC!

dancingmasheen: no way hyung! im making a kaisoo fic and kyungsoo hyung is gonna be my peasant.

ommakyungshoe: wtf. no. im making one too and you are going to be MY peasant!

thehun: i wanna make one too!

AngelSuho: CHILDREN D8 WE ARE IDOLS. WE HAVE OUR IDENTITIES TO KEEP.

creepyeol: calm down old man. you'll get back pains.

greasybacon: i made one too. ADD ME AS YOUR FRIENDS! my username is taeyeonisbaekhyunswifeu.

creepyeol: ..........NO.

thehun: mines sehuntopsluhan.

ommakyungshoe: add me too! JONGINLOVESDONUTS

creepyeol: wtf. thats lame. why is it all in caps.

ommakyungshoe: stfu. i'll do what i want.

dancingmasheen: mine--> ilikegrapes

AngelSuho: .......

ommakyungshoe: ...........

greasybacon: ...........

creepyeol: ............

thehun: ..........

dancingmasheen: ....WELL I DO.

creepyeol: you guys are pathetic.

AngelSuho: thank you chanyeol.

creepyeol: you guys need a cool username like mine! baekhyunisadumbdonkey

AngelSuho: *faceslap*

thehun: why is your username so long?

greasybacon: WHAT. CHANGE IT. WHAT THE HECK.

AngelSuho: look what the other members did to us.

ommakyungshoe: HAHAHA i'm almost done with the foreword!

dancingmasheen: oh yeah?! well so am i!

AngelSuho: we're all gonna get caught.

thehun: luhan hyung is gonna love my fanfic < 3

AngelSuho: i refuse to take the blame for this.

greasybacon: YAH! PARK CHANYEOL. STOP LINKING ME BAEKYEOL FICS.

AngelSuho: our career is going down the drain if lee sooman finds out about this.

creepyeol: STOP LINKING ME BAEKYEON FICS THEN!

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