The Mysterious Waiter
B1A4 Meeting
Avril: *Puts Down Chopsticks* Right.
Fo: Kekekekeke.
Macy: *Explains How The Tradition Goes* Got it?
Fo: Yup!
Avril: Kinda.
Fo: You doofus! *Laughs At Avril*
Macy: *Sighs* Just watch us and you’ll catch up.
Avril: *Sticks Out Tongue*
* 30 Minutes Later
Macy: *Whispers* Is it me, or does our first waiter keep staring over at us?
Avril: *Whispers* You think so?
Macy: *Whispers* I know so.
Fo: *Whispers* You’re being silly, he’s probably looking at something else.
Macy: *Whispers* Fo? We’re the only people in this area.
Fo: *Whispers* That doesn’t prove anything.
Avril: *Whispers* Why don’t we ask him?
Fo: *Whispers* He can’t speak English doofus!
Avril: *Pouts*
Macy: Ha! You got told!
Avril: Shut up! I forgot for a second!
Macy: *Looks down at food* Really?
Waiter 2: Is everything alright?
Fo: *Laughs* Yeah, they’re just fighting.
Waiter 2: *Worried Expression* We no allow fighting in restaurant.
Macy: No, you misunderstand us. Not fighting, but bickering.
Avril: You know, talk fight.
*Waiter 2 was about to speak again when Waiter 1 speaks to Waiter 2. Then Waiter 2 breathes a huge sigh and leaves. Waiter 1 looks over to us and smiles.
Macy: *Talks to Waiter 1* What was that about?
Waiter 1: He was just trying to make sure you weren’t going to start a fight in this restaurant. *Covers mouth quickly*
Fo & Avril: *Over exaggerated Long Gasps*
Macy: You can speak English?! And it’s not choppy!?
Fo: Explain! Or I’ll Beat The Flapjacks Out Of You!
Waiter 1: I guess the cats out of the bag, I can speak English only because I’m not from here. I’m originally from Colorado.
Fo: Well that’s explained.
Macy: But it doesn’t explain why you’re so pale, I mean you’re flawless!
Fo: *Laughs hysterically*
Waiter 1: *Blushes* I was originally in Colorado for twelve years, but then my family moved here.
Macy: So that’s why you don’t have an accent.
(I could just see the expression on Avril’s face.... I know she’s fangirling inside. You can just see it in her eyes.)
Waiter 1: So what brings you guys to Korea?
Macy: Field trip! It’s been a dream of our to come here, but we’re having a little problem.
Waiter 1: What is it?
Avril: Macy forgot to hire a translator!
(Way to single me out Avril. (-_-))
Waiter 1: I can be your translator if you want.
Fo: Really? Don’t you have to work?
Waiter 1: This is my uncle’s restaurant so it doesn’t matter what I do. I only come to help out when I’m bored.
Avril: YAY! We’re not gonna be lost anymore!
Macy: Awe... I still wanted to be a wandering penguin.
Fo: Ha ha, I did too. It was fun.
Macy: By the way, what’s your name?
Waiter 1: Just call me Shuin for now.
Avril: Why don’t you tell us your real name?
Waiter 1: *Puts a finger to his lips* That’s for you to find out. *Winks*
Avril: *Releases an accidental squeal* XD
Fo, Macy, Shuin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Shuin: I see someone’s happy. *Smiles*
(Sigh.... he doesn’t get it. (-_-))
*Another thirty minutes later....
Macy: I’m so full!
Avril: Me too.
Fo. I think I just changed the center of Earth’s gravity to me.
Shuin: You guys full?
Macy: What does it look like? *Tries To Attempt A Glare...No Energy*
Shuin: Are you guys going to have any dessert?
Fo: I don’t think this body can take anymore fat.
Avril: Psh! Fo it’s not going to do anything to you!
Fo: Psh! That’s what you think!
Macy: Sure, what do you recommend we get Shuin.
Shuin: How about I bring it out and you guys try it? *Tries To Give 100% Perfect Smile*
Macy:.... Challenge accepted. *Smirks*
* Shuin Exits
Fo: Scary.
Avril: What are you talking about?! That was adorable!
Fo: *Facepalm* I meant Mace and Shuin’s smile. They seemed like they were giving each other death stares.
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