The Mysterious Waiter

B1A4 Meeting

Avril: *Puts Down Chopsticks* Right.
Fo: Kekekekeke.
Macy: *Explains How The Tradition Goes* Got it?
Fo: Yup!
Avril: Kinda.
Fo: You doofus! *Laughs At Avril*
Macy: *Sighs* Just watch us and you’ll catch up.
Avril: *Sticks Out Tongue*
* 30 Minutes Later

Macy: *Whispers* Is it me, or does our first waiter keep staring over at us?

Avril: *Whispers* You think so?
Macy: *Whispers* I know so.

Fo: *Whispers* You’re being silly, he’s probably looking at something else.
Macy: *Whispers* Fo? We’re the only people in this area.
Fo: *Whispers* That doesn’t prove anything.
Avril: *Whispers* Why don’t we ask him?
Fo: *Whispers* He can’t speak English doofus!

Avril: *Pouts*

Macy: Ha! You got told!

Avril: Shut up! I forgot for a second!

Macy: *Looks down at food* Really?

Waiter 2: Is everything alright?

Fo: *Laughs* Yeah, they’re just fighting.

Waiter 2: *Worried Expression* We no allow fighting in restaurant.

Macy: No, you misunderstand us. Not fighting, but bickering.

Avril: You know, talk fight.

*Waiter 2 was about to speak again when Waiter 1 speaks to Waiter 2. Then Waiter 2 breathes a huge sigh and leaves. Waiter 1 looks over to us and smiles.

Macy: *Talks to Waiter 1* What was that about?

Waiter 1: He was just trying to make sure you weren’t going to start a fight in this restaurant. *Covers mouth quickly*

Fo & Avril: *Over exaggerated Long Gasps*

Macy: You can speak English?! And it’s not choppy!?

Fo: Explain! Or I’ll Beat The Flapjacks Out Of You!

Waiter 1: I guess the cats out of the bag, I can speak English only because I’m not from here. I’m originally from Colorado.

Fo: Well that’s explained.

Macy: But it doesn’t explain why you’re so pale, I mean you’re flawless!

Fo: *Laughs hysterically*

Waiter 1: *Blushes* I was originally in Colorado for twelve years, but then my family moved here.

Macy: So that’s why you don’t have an accent.

(I could just see the expression on Avril’s face.... I know she’s fangirling inside. You can just see it in her eyes.)

Waiter 1: So what brings you guys to Korea?

Macy: Field trip! It’s been a dream of our to come here, but we’re having a little problem.

Waiter 1: What is it?

Avril: Macy forgot to hire a translator!

(Way to single me out Avril. (-_-))

Waiter 1: I can be your translator if you want.

Fo: Really? Don’t you have to work?

Waiter 1: This is my uncle’s restaurant so it doesn’t matter what I do. I only come to help out when I’m bored.

Avril: YAY! We’re not gonna be lost anymore!

Macy: Awe... I still wanted to be a wandering penguin.

Fo: Ha ha, I did too. It was fun.

Macy: By the way, what’s your name?

Waiter 1: Just call me Shuin for now.

Avril: Why don’t you tell us your real name?

Waiter 1: *Puts a finger to his lips* That’s for you to find out. *Winks*

Avril: *Releases an accidental squeal* XD

Fo, Macy, Shuin:  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Shuin: I see someone’s happy. *Smiles*

(Sigh.... he doesn’t get it. (-_-))

*Another thirty minutes later....

Macy: I’m so full!

Avril: Me too.

Fo. I think I just changed the center of Earth’s gravity to me.

Shuin: You guys full?

Macy: What does it look like? *Tries To Attempt A Glare...No Energy*

Shuin: Are you guys going to have any dessert?

Fo: I don’t think this body can take anymore fat.

Avril: Psh! Fo it’s not going to do anything to you!

Fo: Psh! That’s what you think!

Macy: Sure, what do you recommend we get Shuin.

Shuin: How about I bring it out and you guys try it? *Tries To Give 100% Perfect Smile*

Macy:.... Challenge accepted. *Smirks*

* Shuin Exits

Fo: Scary.

Avril: What are you talking about?! That was adorable!

Fo: *Facepalm* I meant Mace and Shuin’s smile. They seemed like they were giving each other death stares.

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