The Owner Manual to Mini Luhan
Description
A box of a mini angel ascended upon your world... Well, more like your doorstep. It was an odd situation because you didn't recall ordering a package for the past month and it was even more odd that the package itself had no address of the sender, also having some holes on the package. You picked up the box, wanting to get rid of it, until a small cry from within the package was heard. You blinked to yourself a couple of times and instead of walking to the post office like you had originally planned, you walked back into your house, shut the door, and entered your living room.
You carefully placed the fragile package on the coffee table and sat down on the couch. "Should I open it or should I not?," you thought out loud.
A tiny whimper came from the box. "Open!" the small voice cried out. Your eyes widen and you quickly ripped the tape off the box. You set aside the flaps which had revealed a tiny little boy. Literally tiny. He was like a chibi or something.
His small, but wide eyes looked up with a gloss shining over them, tears b at the edge of his lashes. He sniffled quietly, waiting for you to respond. You were speechless at the cuteness of what was in the package. As you continue to stand there, he wiped his tiny tears away and patted the book he sat on. "You want me to read this?" you questioned. He nodded his small head, hugging a minature bear that came with him.
You slowly reached your hand out to the tiny boy to pick him up and set him outside of the box. He sat down and watched you with his brown doe eyes as you grabbed the book. It was simply a manual. "A-A manual?" you said, completely shocked as to why you needed one for a tiny boy-pet.
Then, you read the title out loud:
"The Owner Manual to Mini Luhan."
Foreword
Name: Luhan
Age: 3 and a half
Product #: 19900420
WARNING:
- Do not make loud noises when he's sleeping
- Absolutely cannot pick on him
- Do not leave him home alone at night
- If you play games with him, go easy
- Do not let him bathe for too long
- Get him a cute pair of slippers
- Start saving up now.
[ characters ]
Lu han
Ling Yuezheng
...and possible other exo members?
[ author's note ]
i really want a mini luhan. that is all. T____T *note: yuezheng is pronouced yoo-eh-juhng.
btw:
i do not own any of the images.
i do not own the characters nor the ulzzang.
i do own the plot line but with the inspiration of the gif'd fanart.
i do not own exo duh. .u.
enjoy.
[ a d v e r t i s m e n t ]
Another guide on how to take care of your Mini Sehun.
Because a Mini Luhan isn't cute enough? Well, HunHan must be then.
Please open your package and do not return. Have a nice day.
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