cake batter and icing
Description
in which minseok just wants to have a relaxing birthday but the entire world appears to be against him.
featuring: exo m ot6 (which is really just minseok/everyone), a lot of crack (not the drug), a cursing minseok (cursing everyone, really), ruined birthday cakes, multiple death threats, peeping toms, and cage fights to the death.
Foreword
because i can't let my exo love's birthday go by and not write something embarassing to celebrate
--
excerpts/teasers:
1. “your severed head will look so good on my mantle, zitao, i swear to buddha,”
2. there are idiots outside, swarming the entire dorm, and he seriously thinks his life is in danger.
3. minseok considers banging his head against the wall until he passes out. sounds like too much work though.
4. minseok hates his life.
Comments