STATUS: OPEN – DERPING REQUESTS – BUSY –  NOT DERPING REQUESTS - CLOSE

OPEN : we are Y, FREE, AND SINGLE. You can derp and herp your requests

DERPING REQUESTS: we are accepting your derping and herping requests

BUSY: Duh?! The word says it all. If the word ‘OPEN’ had been derping then it means we are taking requests but it might take a while

NOT DERPING REQUESTS: we are not taking any Herps and Derps requests of yours.

CLOSE: ZELO-BOT is officially dead bat. 

We provide you and advertise for:

1.  Heavier than dumbbells FANFICTION STORIES

2.  Faster than running machines REQUEST SHOPS (graphics, layouts, oneshots, even fellow advertisement shops)

3.  ier than Kim Himchan ROLEPLAYS (lol not all are okay? I just really want to add that Kim Himchan thing :D)

4.   And other Derpier than Bang Yongguk REQUEST THAT AREN’T INCLUDED ABOVE (just specify it when you requested)

RULES:

1.SUBSCRIBE. It’s a must or else I would have to turn your request into a cherry tomato and feed it to ZELO-BOT.

2.UNSUBSCRIBING is a no no unless you want to be in the BLACKLIST. I really hate those people who subscribe then unsubscribes after they get what they want. If I accepted your request and you unsubscribe.. well.. sorry but I’m gonna have to remove your trash.

3.There’s 2 chance to be given by Lord Matoki before I fully blacklisted you.

4.CREDIT? Well it’s optional; I’m cool with any of your decision.

5.RUSHING, SPAMMING, and BASHING are unacceptable unless you want to be eaten alive by Daehyun. You know he’s a pig at heart and can eat anything when he’s hungry, which by the way, is every 5 seconds.

6.Please WAIT PATIENTLY just like how YoungJae waits whenever ZELO-BOT is recharging.

7.FILL THE FORM CORRECTLY and simply put ‘N/A’ if you have nothing to say or simply derping with your life

8.If you DELETE your story please notify us immediately.

9.If you CANCEL your request inform us immediately.

10.If you want to have some CHANGES in your request feel free to roll like a buffalo with EXO and PM me.

11.UPVOTE is optional but highly appreciated. (who knows I might even feature your story in the foreword because of that)

12.We accept all kinds of fanfics. You can request multiple times, maybe even more than the times Luhan whored Sehun.

13.Do not request for the same Derping like Chanyeol story.

14.If you want to be featured, you have to donate 5 karma points to me and it will be a week's worth or more if there aren't anybody next in line

14.Here’s the password, Derp highlight it to see, it's inside the parenthesis --> (HimchanYouyBeast)

The request form is in the next chapter.

Follow this or say hello to BLACKLIST and Bang Yongguk’s fist.

FEATURED STORY:

"So what is it going to be DerpHan? Be my slave or say goodbye to your scholarship?"

STORY BY: LuhanXi

Characters: OC,Luhan,EXO

College. Ah, the epitome of fun. The parties, the sororities, the fraternities and the ‘dirty deeds’. Yeah it was heaven… NOT!

Haneul Thinks College is the stupidest thing ever invented, next to high school, middle school and elementary. But then again, she never really liked school, and her hatred towards it just ignited on her first day in this ty hole when she stumble upon the derpiest guy she ever met in her whole life. She would have never believed that someone had the guts to humiliate her especially on her first day. Poor Luhan, he was just forced to do it because of a dare but of course our dear Haneul don’t know that so to make things short, ever since that incident they had been trying to kill each other BRUTALLY. At first they were head to head, until Haneul ran out of ideas to murder the guy. She was about to give up and call it quits until that fateful day came. Yes she just found out about Luhan’s biggest weakness- Her older brother.

Story Link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/495829/a-deal-with-the-derp-comedy-exo-exok-exom-luhan-ocxluhan

Hella fellas! So this is my first time making a shop. I hope everybody will enjoy the mayo and Herp with their heart’s contents.

-GeneralTatsMato