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D.O's POV

"You sure you don't want to come?" Chanyeol asked looking at me with furrowed eyebrows.

"Yeah." I coughed "I think i'm coming down with something." Cough, Cough

"Alright I guess." Chanyeol replied unconvinced.

Seeing him with a questioning look I quickly doubled my coughs, hacking a bit. Some looked at me with compassion, others backed off not wanting to catch my sickness. Yes, I think it's working. I coughed again loudly and I saw a few flinched. I couldn't help but inwardly smile, my plan was working. 

"Well, we hope you feel better." Sehun said about to pat my shoulder but quickly dropped his hand whe I coughed again.

"We'll be sure to pick up some medicine on the way for you." Suho said smiling and I gave him a crooked smile in return. 

"Thanks." I replied before pulling out another cough.

Chanyeol gave me one more look before turning to Kai,

"And your also sure you don't want to come." 

"Nah, I need to practice the new set of moves we just learned."

Chanyeol just sighed,

"Alright then, it's your choice."

Kai just shrugged.

Turning around Chanyeol led the rest of the guys and the manager out the door. As they walked I kept coughing to hold up my image and as the door clicked shut I couldn't help but throw up my arms in victory. As I threw up my arms though I heard the door click open and I quickly went back to feing sick. Putting on my best zombie look, Sehun poked his head back in,

"I'll bring you back some chocolate, k."

I smiled at his cuteness,

"Thanks."

He just nodded before ducking out the door and I could hear his footsteps as he shuffled down the hallway. Standing there for a couple of seconds listening, I once again threw up my arms in victory. I couldn't believe it. Me and Kai were finally going to have the time we deserved to have together, being alone. I ran to the bedroom window, peeking my head through the blinds. I watched as the group went out the back of the building wearing their disguises and one by one they filled into the van. I couldn't help but smile. Jumping up and down like a little kid from anticipation I coughed collecting my cool, or rather trying to collect my cool since as I walked out of the bedroom I couldn't help but giggle in happiness. Walking down the hallway I noticed the lack of noise. Weird. I thought, titling my head to the side as I peeked through each room I passed. Sighing in confusion I continued thinking about all the things me and Kai could do to fill up the time. I wonder if he'll jump me again? I shivered just thinking about it. Coming to a stop in the living room, I watched Kai thinking about all the things he was probably preparing, when I saw sweat began to drip down his face. Wait sweat?

"Kai what are you doing?"

I must have shocked him since he practically jumped three feet in the air before spinning on his toes to face me.

"D.O geez you scared the crap out of me."

"Sorry? But what are you doing?"

"I'm dancing like I said I would, and aren't you sick?" 

I quickly slugged my shoulders coughing a bit,

"I am, you should take care of me."

Kai's eyes met mine and I could see the intensity in them. Stopping the music he stalked over to me and I couldn't help but gulpe. Standing there Kai swooped me up in his arms. I'll admit it I squealed. Throwing my arms around his neck I smiled as he carried me away what seemed to be towards the bedroom. Yes I thought looking up at Kai and all his glory. Walking over to the room he kicked the door open and went to the bed. And as much as I would have loved him to have thrown me on the bed he placed me down gently moving the covers. I smiled. This was it, this was our moment. He leaned closer and I instinctivly closed my eyes waiting....Nothing happend. I kept them close as I felt Kai move me a bit and I couldn't help but think about what was going to happen next. With my eyes shut I heard footsteps and the sound of the door shutting. Huh? I furrowed my eyebrows. Maybe he's just shutting the door. That was so like Kai, always wanting privacy. Smiling I waited and I could hear the sound of feet shuffling down the hallway and the faint noise of music being . Wait a second. I shot open my eyes to find myself covered with the blankets and the door closed.

I sighed in frustration. 

 

 

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