B.A.P News 1

~~B.A.P chatties~

BabyCheesecake is online.

BabyCheesecake: Hey!

BabyCheesecake: No one is online?

BabyCheesecake: .....................

BabyCheesecake: Hi everyone! This is Reporter Jung Daehyun from B.A.P News.

BabyCheesecake: ............What should I say..............

BabyCheesecake: Right. Himchan hyung is recovering well, so don't worry too much. Remember him in your prayers. He'll recover well and see you guys soon!

BabyCheesecake: Yeah he asked me to say that. Lazy is too lazy to come online at the moment.

Himchanchan is online

Himchanchan: Yongguk is currently practicing his aegyo, so Babys don't worry he'll come back with better aegyo than "23 years old."

BabyCheesecake: Yes. Continuing the reports from B.A.P News, Jonguppie is devestated with the new generations of Pokemon, although his favourite is Phantom.

Himchanchan: Did you say something about me being lazy?

BabyCheesecake: I got caught! Show us some aegyo!

Himchanchan: Maybe next time.

BabyCheesecake: Continuing on Jonguppie. Himchan hyung, which pokemon do you like the most?

Himchanchan: I like the classic Pikachu

BabyCheesecake: Ohh? And why?

Himchanchan: We share the same aegyo

BabyCheesecake: Really? Aren't you jealous if Pikachu is cuter than you?

Himchanchan: Of course not. Pikachu can never overpower the perfect Kim Himchan

BabyCheesecake: Perfect Kim Himchan it is. I like Ditto

Himchanchan: Which is Ditto?

ChrisBrownsMoontos is online

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Hyung! D= Ditto is the gooey pink thing!

BabyCheesecake: Yes that Jelly!

Himchanchan: And why would you choose a goo?

BabyCheesecake: It can turn into cheesecake!

ChrisBrownsMoontos: I still like my Phantom =D

Himchanchan: Fair enough. Moving along, What is Zelo doing nowadays?

BabyCheesecake: Skateboarding.

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Studying, growing =D

Himchanchan: Anything else?

Skateboardmaknae is online

Skateboardmaknae: Imitating chinese people

Himchanchan: Really? It didn't sound anything like chinese though

Skateboardmaknae: Imitating the translator then

BabyCheesecake: What happened to skateboarding?

ChrisBrownsMoontos: So you stopped growing? =D

Himchanchan: Brb Yongguk's calling

Himchanchan is idle.

Skateboardmaknae: I'm still growing hyung, sorry. I still skateboard, I did at the concert remember?

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Yeah you did =D

BabyCheesecake: I must be growing old then. Hey why weren't you two online earlier on?

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Chris Brown was on an interview =D

Skateboardmaknae: Just woke up

BabyCheesecake: Anyway. I'm doing B.A.P News now so just play along.

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Okay =D

Skateboardmaknae: Sure

BabyCheesecake: Let's move on to the main vocal. What's he doing now?

Skateboardmaknae: Do you mean Youngjae hyung or you?

BabyCheesecake: Uhh. Both of us

ChrisBrownsMoontos: Youngjae was watching fancams of him and Daehyunnie hyung =D

Skateboardmaknae: Yeah and sort of doing some push ups in his room. Daehyunnie hyung is well, pretending to interview us.

BabyCheesecake: Interesting. What about the leader?

Dragonsoup is online

Skateboardmaknae: Is online.

ChrisBrownsMoontos: =D

Dragonsoup: Yos. Doin' some interview thin' I see?

BabyCheesecake: I agree with Youngjae. Can you speak properly hyung?

Dragonsoup: Sorry. Anyway what were you doing?

BabyCheesecake: B.A.P leader Bang Yongguk has arrived on set for our interview! Bang Yongguk sshi, hi.

Dragonsoup: Oh uh. Hi.

BabyCheesecake: What are you doing nowadays?

Dragonsoup: I'm in the basement room, with my music.

BabyCheesecake: Oh? Why is that?

Dragonsoup: I want to improve on my music, thus realizing the dream I have of producing an album for us. We promised to switch parts too, so I'm working on that with the producers.

BabyCheesecake: Treat for Babys?

Dragonsoup: Bbuing~

Skateboardmaknae: How old is our Yonggukie?

Dragonsoup: 23 years old~

Skateboardmaknae is offline.

ChrisBrownsMoontos is offline.

BabyCheesecake: Himchan is wrong. His aegyo still .

Dragonsoup: What about Himchan?

BabyCheesecake: Nothing.

BabyCheesecake: It has been B.A.P News until now. I'm reporter Jung Daehyun, saying a good night/morning/evening.

BabyCheesecake: Screw that. Good day.

BabyCheesecake is offline

Dragonsoup: Why do I always come in a state of confusion?

Himchanchan is online

Himchanchan: Hey. You called me?

Dragonsoup: No?

Dragonsoup is offline

Himchanchan: ........................

Himchanchan: It has been the perfect reporter Kim Himchan from B.A.P News. Good day.

 


Random chapter is random LOL

I'm actually still waiting for them to comeback with their parts switched

Rappers singing and lead vocals rapping!

Himup will just stay y as always. Maybe a few high notes =DD

Someone remind TS about that >o<

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Milielitre #1
Chapter 32: Still haven't watched Frozen XD but Jongup seems pretty addicted^^
BabyShawol
#2
Chapter 31: Roleplay is a dangerous thing. Children beware.
Milielitre #3
Chapter 31: Better ban the wifi indeed^^
Gbbi15
#4
Chapter 31: Hehe XD I love these things.
feversend1112 #5
Chapter 31: A-yo author-nim, you have to make more updates! Geez... I love ur story!!!!
Milielitre #6
Chapter 29: I don't know about these dancing princesses, but I want everyone to cross-dress as princesses (BAP and EXO!!!!)
BabyShawol
#7
Chapter 29: Trying not to laugh cuz' it's 3:29 am and I am failing so miserably and looking so friggin' retarded.
Milielitre #8
Chapter 28: Hey! You're back again! (keep zelo secretly hidden, I won't tell anyone ;P )
Milielitre #9
Chapter 27: They already had pajamas in No Mercy^^
But yay to Badman!!!! (I see you've been singing I'm a batman too >_<)
I want them to make a pirate concept or a western concept, it'd be awesome!
Milielitre #10
Chapter 25: Derping day^^ Reminds me, few years ago, me and some friends had decided that every Wednesday would be flooding day, and we'd flood another friend's facebook feed with stupid stuff.