Welcome, dear EXOtic slaves (muahahahaha)

 Welcome to 이만 's EXO's Oneshot Stash. 

In case if you are wondering what the korean word means, it is my name. Good luck translating it.

kissme123 presents you a place where all my jumbled ideas in my rotten and dying brain are smashed together in one big and enourmous pile of nothingness. 

Feel free to comment.
Feel free to laugh.
Feel free to vomit at my useless writting skills.

EXO has 12 different personalities. 

Angelic Suho

Guyliner Baekhyun

Derpy, Awkward, Happy Virus Chanyeol

Umma D.O

y/Shy Kai

4D Maknae who only smiles when Luhan is around Sehun

Forever face y charismatic dhuizhang Kris

Innocent Baozi Xiumin

5 year old Luhan

Forgetfull Simple minded Lay

Troll king Chen

At first impression a super scary guy but actually a romantic panda and likes to take long walks on the beaches Tao

Now my slaves, let us enter the world of Exo Planet, where dragons roar, unicorns fly, panda wears Gucci, rubiks cube scattered, glitter raining down, eyeliner mountain exixsts, roads are made out of candy, iced americanos mixed with bubble tea, angels singing, people teleporting, kimchi spaghetti floats, trolling is the new thing, baozis are free and chaos everyday. 

Well, what are you waiting for?

EXO awaits.