Killer Queen
Description
Machine. Made up of a duizhang (who is a rapper yoyoyo) with bad root regrowth, a keyboard-vocal who drinks jug cider through a straw although he looks half the legal age, a lead vocalist with a posterior which apparently resembles an orange, a baozi who takes his anger out on a drum kit and a unicorn whose forgetfulness has led to him owning approximately 8 different guitars, although all misplaced, naturally.
They're just missing a bassist.
Throw in a horrible rendition of Somebody to Love, an undiscovered piercing kink, a few 20,000 word theses and a broken crosstrainer and they might just have found their new member.
Of course it helps that Wu Yifan finds him attractive too.
Foreword
title: Killer Queen
characters: EXO-M (main) EXO-K (cameo)
pairing: taoris
length: long enough to be a oneshot, but not going to happen like that sorreh
genre: comedy (fail), romance (fail)
warnings: (? i hope so), music terms (which may or may not be applied correctly), drinking, sweaty tao in gym (>:3)
so, this was meant to be a christmas present for ELFanatic, but then I changed the storyline because it was getting too angsty and then procrastinated some and now it's ended up as this. she requested a band!fic with top!Tao and oblivious!Kris, which I hope this will eventually deliver on.
originally a oneshot, but for my motivation, I'm splitting it up in an attempt to actually get. it. done.
first chapter should be up in the next few days and after that, well. we'll see how it goes.
also. disclaimer. all the music belongs to the genius of Queen and not to me :( and the boys don't belong to me or we all know where they'd be ;3
and to all those who may be reading this and waiting on the first chapter of supermodel, I'm sorry :( I lost half of what I had written and thus, motivation was shot. not a good thing for someone attempting to get into a good writing habit (which had subsequently fled). on the other hand, it was a good thing as I rethought stuff and it will hopefully be better than it might have been (Y)
but the first chapter of that is still sitting at 4.5k LOL
maybe in the first few weeks of january? :/ in any case, after this.
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