The Revánj

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Hi, there! My name is Lee Sungjong and I'm part of Infinite. But I bet you already knew that since you're here, reading this. What you don't know and what I'm going to reveal is how my innocence, my chaste and pure innocence has been mercilessly ripped away from me! Honestly now, I don't even know why I'm still putting up with those monkeys who enjoy ing themselves into the daylight, regardless of time and place! Believe me, if you were to see all the things I'm forced to witness while living with those six erted minds under the same roof, you'd be as traumatized as I am! But worry not, 'cuz I shall take my REVÁNJ! *raises fist in the air*( I happen to like French accent. Problem?)

 

Foreword

Sometimes, I really wonder how did I end up surrounded by this bunch of useless -addicts. I honestly think of myself as the only normal human being in this house. And I'm sure many of you will agree with me after this.

It's actually hard for me to call Sunggyu 'our leader' when all he does all day long is cuddle with that pack of grease, Nam Woohyun. I really don't understand what's wrong with him and his love bullets! It's exasperating! And it gets worse by the day! If it was me instead of his fans, I would pick up a baseball bat and shoot them straight back into his face.

Recently, I've heard so many people saying how Hoya is so manly and such a cool guy and bla, bla, bla. It's driving me crazy! Well, I'm here to crush your fantasies. Sober up, folks! Have you heard about the saying 'Not everything is what it seems' ? Believe me, if you'd see the softie he turns into whenever Dongwoo's around, you'd think he's raising an unicorn as his pet! As as himself, of course! About Dongwoo, there's this fake impression people got of him, that he's all rainbows and candy and fluffy bunnies! Well, you're wrong again! You should hear him yell and swear like a devil amongst angels when Hoya's is up his .

However, what annoys me the most out of all these is when I hear someone calling Myungsoo 'the visual of Infinite' and that brat Sungyeol - a cutie pie. Are you people blind?! I'm all that! Goddadmn, if you'd only see Myungsoo's face when he's pounding into that squealing banshee like there's no tomorrow! He looks like the ing Gollum! Even ten minutes ago, I had to find my escape out of the kitchen and stumble over almost every piece of furniture existent in the living room to prevent my eyes from witnessing a horrible sight! And to think that I had to abandon my bowl of Peter Pan's Magical Rainbows cereal (What? I like colorful things! That definitely doesn't make me less manly, at least not like Hoya gets everytime Dongwoo touches him. Touché!) just to let those two and the hell out of each other! Oh, the frustration!

I squeeze my head through the slightly opened door and check for any signs of the enemy. Clear! I swing the door open and practically fly all the way to the kitchen, jumping from happiness at the thought of the reunion with my rainbowy breakfast. But my joy doesn't last long and is quickly replaced with a burning anger as my body freezes in front of the disaster. I don't dare touch the filthy piece of cloth floating on top of my poor cereal soaked in milk as my lungs explode in rage:

"LEE SUNG-YEOOOOOOOOOOL!!!"

Payback time.

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Aphrodisiac
Updating tomorrow!~ guess which pairing will be Sungjong's next target?
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natsume124 #1
Chapter 5: That's just mean, I understand how Sungjong felt being the only normal straight guy in the house. They should live in separate apartment room or building though. Hearing couple have every night is stressing. But I like how Sungjong played out his role..love the story..
Ero-chibi #2
Chapter 4: What? That was the end of it? *sigh and mopes in the corner*
Poor Myungsoo, getting slapped like that. I'm sure it'd have been like, "Young man, why is your d!ck up my son's ?". And LOL at Sungjong wanking it off to a picture of Taecyeon. Poor maknae... You were just and sad, all along. I understand you, but you could have done it instead with Mr. Fluffy Ears. I'm sure it'd feel cottony. ^^ Hahahaha~~

Anyways, I totally loved the fic. I can definitely see Sungjong a some high-class French-revengetress saying Revanj in an all-too weird-scary manner. And boy! Revanj- would be a word i'd never forget from now on.

And btw back to the first Revanj ploy, what if Dongwoo pooped on Hoya while they were doing it. O____O *shiver*
Ero-chibi #3
Chapter 3: Damn, i'm sure the last thing your mom wants to see, Sungyeol, is you riding your bestfriend's d!ck and screaming like a banshee. *whistle* Sungjong sure is angry, this takes the cake out of all the other ploys.

I love the mentions of Anipang and the oh! so innocent Thomas the Tank Engine.
Ero-chibi #4
Chapter 2: WooGyu the 'leftover couple'-- i laughed at this even though i didn't quite the exact meaning for it.

Oh! and that image of Woohyun peeking through keyholes and while watching Sunggyu undress, is got to be the most vo.yeuristic kink that got me riled up, i'm ashamed to say. hahaha~~

and seriously, the Young and the Restless? looks like someone has been watching too much daytime drama. i'd feel old if i watch that show. but then again, they're the elderly couple so it's only befitting. ^^
Ero-chibi #5
Chapter 1: I'm toally in love with all the derogatory name callings, and basically how this fic is written. It's awesome. *eyes bulging wide and neck veins popping to emphasize point*

what got me lol-ing was when they passed Sungjong like some decorative pot of flower, too eager and like a certain tree who also likes trees, surprisingly.
Ero-chibi #6
That foreword is EPIC. I love it from head to toe. And it'd be forever imprinted to me that Sungyeol is a squealing banshee while being pounded, and most of all Myungsoo looking like Gollum while caressing the banshee's cute behind and saying "My precious!!!" while his eyes are looking around and mouth quirked in an unsightly grin. *shiver*
luvkpopl #7
Chapter 4: Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Nice story author nim~ but Poor sungjong I think u will be living through hell the next few weeks ... :'(
exosted__ #8
Chapter 4: Okay, first of all, your story had me laughing like an asthmatic hyena the entire time, second, i think my bias list wrecker would be Sungjongie bec.of this story and three,, DID WAS REALLY DAEBAK~!!! keke. this is suuuuper different from all the usual stories i read :3 Mind if i kinda borrow your concept? ~keke ^^
deliciousyou #9
Chapter 4: Hhahaha this story is funny and really interesting X))) Our dearest maknae gets bully from his hyung, and thAnks to Sungyeol everything become worse X))
ligninqueenie #10
Chapter 4: It sounds like Sungjong's revanj made his situation worse. Poor Maknae. I hope Mr. Fluffy Ears is ok.
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