WORLD WAR III - Battle of the Awkwards
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B.A.P decides to start a war because of the many arguments caused in their new dorm; their new roommates, their new jobs, how many fans they have, the one with the best hair, the best voice, the best abs and the large height difference. Soon, B.A.P splits up into two groups; The Indestructible and The Cheesecake Trio. Yongguk had started ‘The Indestructible’ just to make Himchan annoyed. Youngjae soon joined him because he calculated with his damn full-of-himself brain that being with the leader of B.A.P ultimately had to be the best advantage. But before Youngjae could hold Daehyun’s soft little hands and guide him to his new team, Yongguk demanded his talented but seriously annoying son, Zelo, to join him.
Well, duh, he did. He would have got smacked if he didn’t.
Therefore, Daehyun was left alone and Yongguk had obviously forgotten about Himchan.
His lover was now an enemy.
Thus, Himchan decided to assemble the rest of B.A.P to make his super team ‘Team Himchan!’ Unfortunately, the despicable name was permanently replaced by Daehyun, ‘The Cheesecake Trio’. Jongup didn’t really care but decided to do whatever Himchan did to gain his trust. But he did contribute by not expressing his inner feels that are so creepy, they’re crazier than most fangirls, and keeping himself shut up. What a nice little boy he is.
Each member of the team was given a role and duty.
Yongguk just gave himself ‘Controller of Everything’ because he knew his team needed that special all-rounder boy to lead them. Youngjae became head of computer and science and things that makes you think because he actually has a brain. Whereas Zelo was caught messing around too much and was given the position of an ordinary solider, decoy idiot and weapons dummy, just because his family loved him.
Himchan decided rule over his past husband best friend and become the ‘Ruler of the World’ which to himself seemed much bigger than ‘Ruler of Everything’. Really, he’s wrong. Daehyun declared himself as a Secret Attack minister and Army Chef. As secret attack, he simply uses any form of attack to destroy the other army, and yes, food poisoning is his specialty. Jongup was a Weapons and Combat commander only because it sounded cool and tough. It made his abs look bigger. Jongup was basically in charge of making weapons which includes water guns, golf balls, threats, blackmail and spilling secrets. Basically, this was the only time he could release his inner feels. He is also an undercover officer since he can actually keep quiet and watch over the other team.
Yes, even in showers...
And why were they all doing this?
Just for the pain, agony, revenge, annoyance…
And the Humiliation.
This was the beginning of World War III - Battle of the Awkwards
yongguk himchan daehyun youngjae jongup junhong
TEAM ORANGE
Commander General / Controller of Everything: Bang Yongguk
Chief of Computer Science / Nuclear Weapon’s Commander: Yoo Youngjae
Low Ranking Soldier / Decoy Guy / Weapons Dummy: Choi Junhong (Zelo)
The Cheesecake Trio
TEAM PINK
Commander General / Controller of the World: Kim Himchan
Army Chef / Secret Attack Minister: Jung Daehyun
Weapons & Combat Commander / Undercover Officer: Moon Jongup
LET THE WAR BEGIN
warning: may consist foul language, rude jokes and pure awesomeness
Foreword
“Hyung! Hyung! Hyung! Hyung! Hyung!”
“OH SHUT UP WOULD YA!”
“Please, stay calm Himchan, you’re not setting a good example.”
“What the hell? Where’s the toilet paper?”
“MUAHAHAHA YOUNGJAE. REVENGE FOR STEALING MY CHEESE CAKE!”
The arguments just kept flowing and spreading. B.A.P were having what most South Korean groups get after around a year after debut. The Teamwork Meltdown. And adding towards this large problem that many scientist are not able to fix, two young boys in the group were having trouble containing their feelings as they are going through puberty, well, Jongup needs it the most.
And it also seemed that Jongup was the silent one of the group.
“Hyung, u-uh, I’ll get some toilet paper…”
“OH NO YOU DON’T, JONGUP! GET YOUR SORRY LITTLE HERE AND WASH THEM DISHES!”
So that was Jongup’s job, he was the football that seemed to get kicked around everywhere.
But his younger, Zelo, however seemed to be dominant amongst all of the arguments.
“Himchan hyung! I want to watch something else!”
Or you could just say that he’s a spoilt crybaby.
“Yah! Seven year old! Stop your crying and go find your own TV.”
“Oh, look who needs to calm down now.”
Himchan give Yongguk a playful smirk.
This time it was Yongguk who criticized his so called son. It was usually Himchan but this time, both of them really had enough. Both of them fought too. You could say, ‘like cats and dogs,’ but I would say, ‘like husband and wife’. Himchan would start the argument (being the wife) about small things like losing appliances which are usually under his seat and protection from the rest fo the group. Yongguk would just argue back and curse him for even joining B.A.P.
Oh what a lovely family.
There was also another son in the family who had particular taste in his step mother. Daehyun and Youngjae, now that’s when you bring in ‘cats and dogs’.
“I’VE HAD ENOUGH! EVERYONE! LINE UP!”
Yongguk’s deep, manly, fatherly, seductive, oh-so-nasty and plain awesome voice had boomed through the living room.
“Yo hyung!”
“Shut up Choi Junhong, and listen for once.”
With this, Zelo’s back stiffened and B.A.P knew that this was something serious.
“I’ve been thinking of leaving this group.”
“Gasp!” Youngjae remarked sarcastically, earning a slap from Daehyun.
“Seriously guys, you’ve been fighting too much,” Yongguk mumbled.
“Us?” Himchan questioned, “Us? What about you!”
“Oh, would you keep that blabbering hole shut!”
“I would if you wouldn’t have provoked me!”
“Yah! You guys stop fighting! See, me and Youngjae aren’t the only ones!”
“Actually it’s Youngjae and I not me and-“
“Aish, stop being a smartass!”
“Ew hyung! You spat on me!”
“Stop acting like a baby, Zelo!”
“ENOUGH!”
Ten eyes darted towards their so called leader.
“Who here would like to rise with me? We will accept each other, love each other and we will not ever argue!”
Youngjae happily stepped up.
“Yep, sure! Really don’t mind. Come one Daehyun honey-“
“Zelo,” boomed Yongguk’s heavy voice. Man did he sound like Zeus. “You’re with me right?”
The young boy just shrugged and gave him a cheesy smile.
“Well I demand to have my own ways too! Yah, Daehyun, Jonguppie, boy! You’re on my team! Team Himchan!”
“Bwoh? Daehyun is with me!” Youngjae cried.
“Too bad smartass, it’s even now! Team Himchan!” Himchan declared. His eyes flew to Daehyun who was now looking rather squeamish and awkward, most likely wanting the comfort from his younger. This was a threat to Himchan, he needed Daehyun back on his team! He could be a bait!
“Team Himchan offers large supplies of cheesecake, sugary goods, television and pizza coupons! You also get ten dollars after membership,” he winked.
Well, who couldn’t resist that offer?
"Sorry, Youngjae honey..."
Everything went so fast, everyone was demanding, it was like an apocalypse. Though everyone was still shouting at each other, fighting and grabbing each other (ewww), Himchan managed to sneak out to release whatever he needed to release (probably their last curry) in the bathroom.
So now, Daehyun and Jongup were left alone facing the pretty aggravated looking Yongguk, the crying to death Youngjae and the ‘I don’t give a poop’ Zelo. To both of them, it was spine chilling. Daehyun nervously nudged his younger in the shoulder, careful not to hit him in the head because of his height.
“Hahaha,” he laughed, stammering a little, “it’s like World War III.”
“And yes it is!” Yongguk smiled giving everyone a disgusting view of his curry stained gums. “And we are the… the… The INDESTRUCTIBLE!”
“Uh, we are the Cheesecake Boys!”
“Daehyun hyung, that sound a little weird…”
“Oh shut up Jongup, fine, we are the Cheesecake Trio!”
“No, I meant the whole cheesecake thing, it-“
“Shut it! This is our permanent name!”
At this time, Himchan came running out of the toilet with a mind blowing stinking thing reeking from his pants.
“Woah! What did I miss?”
Yongguk smirked.
“The start of World War III.”
First story here. To be honest, after reading a looooot of B.A.P fanfictions, I had this one stuck in my mind. So far I've got a few journeys and ideas and all of that technical stuff but most of it; I have no idea of what I'm doing. . I'm pretty sure there are lots of fics like this including war between groups but I was hoping this could be original and not clique and pooofed up like half of the stories on this website... *slapped for probably highlighting that this story is probably VERY clique but really bros, it ain't* Blah, blah, blah, what am I saying?
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