How To: Get Rid of A Stripper

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How To: Get Rid Of A Stripper

 

 

She strictly abides on routines. 

Her life consists of signing paperworks, making sure that her hamster has enough food to eat, cleaning her apartment just in case her parents drop by to visit, and rewarding herself with a good old bottle of whisky every Friday night. To sum it up, she's the female version of a modern bachelor living in the vast metropolitan.  

Yuri would never fail to pester her into clubbing, having fun and making the most out of her life a million times to the point where Yoona can't recall a time when her childhood friend used to be so chill with her being a hermit. Yoona would deny, disagree, and decline Yuri's offers. 

Let's go out clubbing? 

Yoona is busy waiting for the new episode of Big Bang Theory.

What about an out-of-town trip over this weekend?

Sorry, Yoona won't have someone to look after her hamster 'Toblerone'.

Okay, but we could at least try to get enrolled in those yoga classes, right?

Sure, as long as the studio's just below Yoona's flat. 

 

 

Countless of times, Yuri would ask and Yoona would face her dark-haired best friend with stacks of white lies and lousy excuses. But then again, Yuri is persistent.

So,when Yoona comes home one night to find a muscular, lean and sweaty guy lounging on her couch wearing nothing but a thin, white towel and a smirk that implies her he's up to no good, she's sure that it must be one of Yuri's strategies. 

Now, she just needs to find a way to get rid of him. Too bad it's not as easy at it looks (or macho dances).

 

 

Foreword

 

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This one's dedicated to carcar [sticky] and lynnar [PassingAfternoons]. I love them to the point where it hurts & lynnar is a chihuahua. moving on, this fic is purely for humor purposes only. originally meant to be crack but I somehow ended up adding more serious scenes to it so have fun trying to contain your feels. thank you all for your support and this one goes out to the people who comments & stuff. i love you. 

 

 

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ZianaSangma
#1
Chapter 6: Headbutt haha oh please Kai. Haha. Please update
Miss_aRt
#2
i just love their interaction! Hi, I came to fulfill my dose of yoonkai
Rebel_Rose
#3
Chapter 6: please update!!
Kllada
#4
Chapter 6: update soon please! I love this story so much! :D
babiepeach
#5
Chapter 6: Update soon ^~^
kiyari #6
Looove the story ^^
Authornim, love ya!
Please update soon, neh?
nzz1505 #7
Update soon!! Love it :D
Fighting!
Nasyiq #8
Chapter 6: Arghhhhhh! I'm craving for an update!!
clasicoustic- #9
Chapter 5: KRIS xD LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING xD