I could have been a TEENSY WEENSY bit bored, so I decided to finally be productive and pen down a oneshot. 

Self-discovery is what amazes every individual, and what fuels us to to keep turning pages (or in this case, clicking the 'Next' button), henceforth I shall not provide a full-length description.

I mean, come on. Who wants to read a story they already know about, anyway? 

So I've decided to "un-spoil" the magic and let you dive into the beautiful and boundless realms of self-realisation and discovery

Thank you, good people. You have thus gained permission to read on. 

HAVE FUN, YA'LL~

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Characters:

Oh goddamit. I can't attach the pictures for some dumb reason. Well, happens. You know how they look like. Or if you don't, google them. I promise your eyes have never seen anything more perfect. 

Krystal Kim Soojung

- The best wife in the world to a hottie hot hottie Kai, or Kim Jongin.

- She's pregnant. But Kai-hubby doesn't know. 

- Kai is going to the army for 2 years. All the way to Afghanistan. Krystal, however, still does not tell him. (WAE SOOJUNG AH WAEEEE)

Kim Jongin (Kai):

- HE'S JUST VERY ULTIMATELY HOT, OK.

- Krystal's pedo husband.

- Soon-to-be daddy of a little baby. 

- *BOOM* pregnant. Literally.

- Don't worry, this one's faithful. ;) 

Kim Soo....Something: (Maybe Kim Soohyun, because up until now, I still love Dream High)

- The proof of Kaistal's eternal love. 

- Yeah, this one's probably a son.

- Considering how his parents look, you can imagine just how god-like he'd be. 

More characters to be introduced in the update. _______________________________________

I don't really get it why I have to write another pregnancy fanfic. Like, what in the world in wrong with me? 

I feel like a erted unicorn.