t a O hU n

QURL, YOU'RE SO TIGHT. UNST UNST.

once upon a timez dere was a dUMB@ nAMed huang zeetao or some bs like dat. he's chinese omg. wat is a communist doin in sotuh korea ommo. anywayz despite lookin like hitler's son he's actuqally a fukin wowza. bitch is scared of g H O S tS . I D O N' TUN DERSTAND. KNEW WUSHU???!??!?!?!1111 dO'NT KNOW HOW 2 DEFEND HIMSELF FRMO G HOS TS?!?!?!?!?!?! anywyayayayz, one day the communist went to a bar even doe he aint even legal yett but yolo sweg he passes for a 25 y/o. he was mindin his own beeswax until sum mofo with gay rainbow hair came up to him and started grindin on him yOWZA GET IT ON U CHINESE. tao got aroused and got this huge so the gay one dragged him into a dark alley and they ed and then tao got STDS oop the end.

 

 


hi we're back lmfAO

oops

but we're shipping taohun real hard atm. 

dont get offended by 'communist' pls thnk

go awey if u cnt handle

happy cny!11!!1

xx0x0xoxo

 

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Stanca
#1
Chapter 1: My sweet baby Krisus.....this is just....this is just......GLORIOUS. I don't even have words to describe this.....lol this is really funny! :))) xDD Love it :)))
LeeJuLian #2
Chapter 3: What the actual... xD
This is totally epic, I laughed alone in front of my computer!
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al_krystal
#3
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#4
Chapter 2: lol. this story is the best! GET IT FEATURED PEOPLE.
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Chapter 1: Best story ever. Hands down