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Description

In which Minseok keeps a very embarrassing diary with all of his fanboy rants about his classmate Lu Han. He's isn't ashamed to write his (stalkerish) heart out on the pages, not even when Jongdae teases him about it. He isn't as composed when he loses his diary and someone starts leaving him notes containing comments about the contents of his diary.

(that's a very poopy summary. i don't even know how you summarize a story like this and make it sound good. just take some excerpts)

 

"i hate weekends so much. they keep me from my daily dose of lu han. but now the weekend is over and i can go back to being a total creeper :D"

 

“oh, this is my diary. where i talk about you. and only you. well, sometimes i talk about jongdae and how much of a jerk he is but…yeah…mostly you… :D”  

 

contains some cursing, is a total crack fic and is not meant to be taken seriously

diary entries (of course) written in first person, eventually transitions to third person

Foreword

I have other fics that I need to focus on but I've been in a crack-fic mood for weeks and can't seem to write anything else. This was actually never meant to see the light of day but someone (coughfmaxp3rtcough) likes to think she owns my life and demanded i finish this and post it. It's all kinds of ridiculous and I don't even care anymore.

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FlowerBaozi
#1
Chapter 1: Oh gosh! I was cackling the whole time. teenage love story is really fun. This is so cute
PurpleMoonDragon #2
Chapter 1: Omg this was so funny XDDD i was laughing the whole time. Minseok is literally me
FedyTsubasa #3
Chapter 1: “why would it? i have a picture of you undressing in front of your window. you forgot to close your curtains.”
OMG this whole fic was the end of me!xD
cloudye0705 #4
Chapter 1: Ahh you're so funny dear,,,wakKaka
miyeonri
#5
Chapter 1: omg this was so cute and funny to read!! ^^ xiuhan for life ;-;
PalmerPie
#6
Chapter 1: "Luy" IN UOUR DREAMS LUHAN LOL
AddMee #7
Chapter 1: Hahahaha this was so funny XD
ixxxrene #8
Chapter 1: "and why can’t i be the kim to his chi" OMGOSH HAHAHA

"I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF HIS HAIR IS AS SOFT AS IT LOOKS ;~;" xDDD

"and then he asked to be my friend." oh gosh this is cute

Thank you for writing this!
miriki224
#9
Chapter 1: Hi :) On my Lunar New Year holiday and decided to re-read this story. It's always my favorite Xiuhan fanfic. Love naughty fanboy Minseok and his obsession with Luhan is cute :))

I'm wondering if you can give me your permission to translate this story into Vietnamese. It will be my New Year gift to all of my Xiuhan readers. Really hope you will say yes. Looking forwards to your reply. Thank you and have a nice day :)