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Kim Jongin: I killed, that miserable, old fool.
Wu Yifan likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: You killed WHO?!
Kim Jongin: It’s a movie quote sweetheart (:
Do Kyungsoo: Oh… are you sure?
Wu Yifan: Come ON Kyungsoo. Please tell me you’ve seen Kill Bill.
Do Kyungsoo: OH! Is it Bill you supposedly killed then?! You’re in on it Yifan?!
Kim Jongin: Baby, it’s a movie. This is a movie quote. We didn’t kill anyone.
Wu Yifan: *Loses all respect points for D.O*
Do Kyungsoo: Like I needed them Kris ¬¬ but okay Jongin!
Kim Jongin: Good! Now, make me food?
Do Kyungsoo: What?
Kim Jongin: Make me something to eat?
Do Kyungsoo: Can’t read that.
Kim Jongin: I. Am. Hungry.
Do Kyungsoo: …Nope, nothing.
Kim Jongin: MAKE ME SOMETHING.
Do Kyungsoo: Kai.
Kim Jongin: …Can you PLEASE make me food?
Do Kyungsoo: Well of course sweetheart! Anything for you!
Wu Yifan: You are so whipped.
Huang Zitao: Dancing isn’t a sport, no matter what anyone says.
Oh Sehun likes this.
Kim Jongin: There are people who would disagree.
Zhang Yixing: I disagree for one.
Lu Han: If it makes you more muscular, athletically fit, and keeps you skinny, then yeah, it’s a sport.
Huang Zitao: No, it’s not a sport.
Kim Jongin: Your reason please? I think of it as a sport.
Huang Zitao: Football is a sport, Hockey is too, and dance doesn’t come in that category.
Zhang Yixing: I think it does, but you know, you have your opinion and I have mine.
Kim Jongin: Whatever, he’s wrong anyway.
Huang Zitao: Am not.
Kim Jongin: Are to.
Huang Zitao: Am Not.
Kim Jongin: Are to.
Huang Zitao: Am not.
Oh Sehun: ing stop now!
Lu Han: My Sehunnie swore! O_O
Huang Zitao: Woah, calm down.
Oh Sehun: Sorry…
Lu Han: Don’t be! It was ing hot.
Do Kyungsoo: LU HAN. NO.
Lu Han: What?!
Do Kyungsoo: You swear one more time I’ll have to spank you!
Oh Sehun: …
Kim Jongin: …
Lu Han: …Is that a promise?
Do Kyungsoo: Oh my Krisus, my daughter has gone to the dark side.
Kim Jongin: Yeah, it’s called Oh Sehun.
Oh Sehun: Hey! What did I do?!
Kim Jongin: Probably spanked him that much, he’s addicted.
Do Kyungsoo: KAI! Stop that right now.
Lu Han: …
Oh Sehun: …
Kim Jongin: …
Do Kyungsoo: …You did that on purpose didn’t you?
Kim Jongin: Well go on D.O, commence the spanking.
Do Kyungsoo: Ugh, whatever.
Lu Han: :( No spanking?
Oh Sehun: I’ll be right there baby!
Park Chanyeol > Kim Himchan: Hi hyung! <3~
Kim Himchan likes this.
Kim Himchan: Hello darling, what can I do for you?
Park Chanyeol: Well, it’s about Baekhyun…
Kim Himchan: Hey, your love guru is here, tell me.
Park Chanyeol: You’re the best!
Kim Himchan: I knows… Now, what is it?
Park Chanyeol: He’s getting really jealous and distant lately.
Kim Himchan: Hmm, when did this start?
Park Chanyeol: Right after I started talking to you actually! I don’t know what the problem is ):!
Kim Himchan: You don’t?
Park Chanyeol: No! Otherwise I’d fix it.
Kim Himchan: Um, I think I am the problem.
Park Chanyeol: But why? You’re going to fix the problem.
Kim Himchan: I can… fix it if you want me to.
Park Chanyeol: PLEASE DO.
Kim Himchan: *Sighs* you are a little dim Chanyeol, but fine, I’ll fix it. Tell me the results in one week, kay?
Park Chanyeol: KAY!
Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo: My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on.
Kim Jongdae, Byun Baekhyun and Wu Yifan likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: Um, no… I do.
Kim Jongin: Oh, you do?
Do Kyungsoo: Um, yes.
Kim Jongin: Well, it must be ten minutes fast then.
Do Kyungsoo: …
Kim Jongin: …
Do Kyungsoo: …
Kim Jongin: …
Do Kyungsoo: My room. Now.
Kim Jongin: :D!
Kim Jongdae: What do you do when has gone completely out the window in your relationship?
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: Something wrong with Xiuchen?
Kim Jongdae: Yeah.
Kim Joonmyun: Is he the one that doesn’t want to have anymore?
Kim Jongdae: Well, not exactly.
Kim Joonmyun: Then what? Tell your leader the problem.
Kim Jongdae: Okay, it’s my fault we don’t have anymore.
Kim Joonmyun: And you’re complaining about it?
Kim Jongdae: Well, of course I want to have with him.
Kim Joonmyun: Then… what?
Kim Jongdae: It’s just not…
Kim Joonmyun: Not what?
Kim Jongdae: Exciting anymore.
Kim Joonmyun: Oh.
Kim Jongdae: Yeah, and I feel really bad about that.
Kim Joonmyun: So, when he wants to have , what do you do?
Kim Jongdae: …Say I’m tired?
Kim Joonmyun: God, Chen, really? You’ll hurt his feelings.
Kim Jongdae: I know! But I don’t know what else to do.
Kim Joonmyun: Okay, who tops in this relationship normally?
Kim Jongdae: Me…
Kim Joonmyun: Let him top you.
Kim Jongdae: We’ve done that before.
Kim Joonmyun: Then use toys.
Kim Jongdae: But what if he doesn’t want to?
Kim Joonmyun: Make him want to. Play a game with him.
Kim Jongdae: Wow Leader, you’re really huh?
Kim Joonmyun: Just helping my responsibilities.
Kim Jongdae: Thanks hyung!
Lu Han: I want to open a cupcake shop!
Huang Zitao likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: I just don’t get you.
Lu Han: Why not Umma?
Do Kyungsoo: One minute your adorable, next, a freaking .
Lu Han: Maybe I have multiple Personalities :o!
Byun Baekhyun: Can I get a cupcake?
Lu Han: Of course sweetie! What kind would you like?
Byun Baekhyun: Can I have a carrot-cake flavoured one?
Lu Han: I’ll do that for you!
Do Kyungsoo: SEE?!
Oh Sehun: Oh Kyungsoo, he’s worse than that. He has like, five different personalities.
Do Kyungsoo: There’s ones I don’t know about?
Oh Sehun: Shall I go through them?
Lu Han: Yes please.
Do Kyungsoo: Go.
Oh Sehun: Number 1: Adorable and cute, Number 2: Hard-working, Number 3: An immature brat, Number 4: A y beast and Number 5: Horribly and .
Lu Han: Wow, that’s really interesting!
Do Kyungsoo: Gotcha!
Byun Baekhyun: …When is my cupcake going to be ready?
Lu Han: Soon sweetie! I’ll call you in when it’s ready.
Zhang Yixing: Your deep brown eyes stare into my soul, taking it for yourself, claiming it as your own, and I can do nothing, but give it to you entirely~
Kim Joonmyun, Huang Zitao and Do Kyungsoo likes this.
Huang Zitao: So deep <3!
Do Kyungsoo: This is beautiful <3!
Kim Joonmyun: Aimed at anyone?
Kim Minseok: Very passionate.
Lu Han: Amazing! Did you write this?
Zhang Yixing: Thanks guys <3 Yes I did Lu Han.
Kim Joonmyun: Don’t ignore my question ><
Lu Han: Wow, is it a song?
Zhang Yixing: Yes it is, I just wrote it last night.
Kim Joonmyun: Yixing, I mean it.
Zhang Yixing: What makes you think it’s about you?
Kim Joonmyun: I never said that.
Zhang Yixing: You implied it.
Kim Joonmyun: Did not, but thanks for basically telling me it is about me baby <3!
Zhang Yixing: Go away.
Kim Joonmyun: I love youuuuuuuu!!!~ <3
Kim Jongin: So gay.
Do Kyungsoo: *Slow claps* Well done Kai!
Kim Jongin: ><’
Kim Minseok: Hah, burn.
Oh Sehun: Damn, D.O is being D.Ominant tonight.
Do Kyungsoo: I see what you did there.
Kim Jongin: ><’
Kim Minseok: Someone tell the manager I can’t make the dance rehearsal tomorrow please.
Byun Baekhyun: Are you alright?
Kim Joonmyun: Why not?
Kim Jongin: Did you get pregnant?
Do Kyungsoo: Shut up Kai.
Kim Jongin: I feel like you only come on statuses to ruin my reputation.
Do Kyungsoo: You really want me to ruin your reputation again?
Kim Jongin: You’re not that harsh.
Do Kyungsoo: Other than cuddling, Jongin has a lot of unusual kinks: especially S&M.
Kim Minseok: …I have nothing to say to that.
Kim Joonmyun: You like S&M Kai?!
Kim Jongin: Of course not!
Lu Han: Poor Kyungsoo, are you sure he likes pain Jongin?
Oh Sehun: Probably not, Jongin abuses him because he’s evil.
Do Kyungsoo: I never once said I was the one who was receiving the pain.
Kim Jongin: KYUNGSOO.
Wu Yifan: Oh my god, you are such a pansy Kai.
Huang Zitao: So Kai’s your D.O?
Do Kyungsoo: Completely. He loves it.
Kim Jongin: For sake Kyungsoo!
Do Kyungsoo: What? Don’t underestimate me again.
Kim Minseok: Wow, you’re definitely the woman in this relationship Kai.
Zhang Yixing: Back to the situation at hand, why are you going to miss rehearsal?
Kim Jongdae: Yeah, why?
Kim Joonmyun: What’s up?
Kim Minseok: You should know Leader. You set Chen up to it.
Kim Joonmyun: …Oh…
Zhang Yixing: What did you do Suho?
Kim Joonmyun: Nothing.
Kim Jongdae: Just doing what he should do as leader.
Kim Minseok: You meaning making Chen me with a that’s long and purple?
Zhang Yixing: …you did WHAT?!
Kim Jongdae: I did not.
Kim Joonmyun: When I said, ‘play a game with him’, I didn’t mean to force him.
Kim Jongdae: I did not.
Kim Minseok: You did so. I’m calling the police.
Zhang Yixing: Xiumin, come to me, I’ll keep you safe from these two monsters.
Kim Jongdae: I am NOT a monster!
Zhang Yixing: YOU ED XIUMIN WITH A PURPLE YOU IDIOT.
Do Kyungsoo: LANGUAGE.
Zhang Yixing: SORRY.
Kim Minseok: Coming!
Park Chanyeol > Kim Himchan: Where did you go?
Park Chanyeol: Himchan!
Park Chanyeol: Why are you ignoring meh?!?!?!?!
Park Chanyeol: It’s been like a week.
Park Chanyeol: But you must’ve done something right.
Park Chanyeol: Baekhyun hasn’t ignored me since you last talked to me.
Park Chanyeol: I wonder what you did.
Park Chanyeol: Now I’m talking to myself.
Park Chanyeol: Well, hello handsome!
Park Chanyeol: Oh You! Hello there!
Park Chanyeol: How are you, my darling boy?
Park Chanyeol: *giggles* I’m great, especially now you’re here.
Park Chanyeol: I do try my best.
Park Chanyeol: Oh I know you do.
Park Chanyeol: My bed is empty you know.
Park Chanyeol: That’s because I’m not there sweetheart.
Park Chanyeol: Then hurry up!
Park Chanyeol: I’m coming!
Bang Yong Guk: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP.
Park Chanyeol: Oh look Chanyeol! Another person has decided to join this intelligent conversation!
Bang Yong Guk: NO. HONESTLY. JUST STOP.
Park Chanyeol: I don’t think he’s really nice Chanyeol…
Bang Yong Guk: I’m away to kill myself now because of your sheer stupidity.
Park Chanyeol: Okay. I want more time alone with myself anyway.
Bang Yong Guk: Whatever.
Park Chanyeol: Now that we’re alone again…
Byun Baekhyun: Chanyeol, come to me before you hurt yourself.
Park Chanyeol: Yes master.
Huang Zitao: Ace is ing back. Now I’m all alone. I need someone to comfort me.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Jongin: Would you like me to come to your room?
Huang Zitao: Hmm, I don’t know.
Kim Jongin: Why not? I can comfort you.
Huang Zitao: Will you make me forget about that ing alpaca?
Kim Jongin: Of course I’ll do that.
Huang Zitao: Then get your into my room.
Wu Yifan: Zitao’s a cheater, so here you ing go.
Wu Yifan added a new picture.
Oh Sehun and Lu Han likes this.
Lu Han: You know, screw Taoris, I ship Krace from now on.
Oh Sehun: Definitely, I’m sure Ace would be more loyal to Kris anyhow.
Lu Han: Totally, did you see his status?
Oh Sehun: Oh yeah, I did.
Lu Han: What do you think?
Oh Sehun: …Tao’s a ?
Lu Han: Woah, bit much.
Oh Sehun: I don’t care, last week, he stole my favourite brush.
Lu Han: Uh, what?
Oh Sehun: Yeah, ing came into my bathroom, stole MY brush for a WHOLE hour!
Lu Han: Back on subject, what do we do?
Oh Sehun: Leave em.
Do Kyungsoo > Kim Jongin: Where are you?
Wu Yifan likes this.
Lu Han: You don’t know?
Do Kyungsoo: If I did, would I have asked?
Lu Han: …Sorry…
Do Kyungsoo: Sorry my dear, I’m a little on edge today. I love you.
Lu Han: It’s fine! Anyway, he’s with Tao.
Do Kyungsoo: Why?
Lu Han: Zitao needed someone to keep his mind off of Kris and his alpaca.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh. Oh.
Lu Han: Sorry Umma.
Do Kyungsoo: Well…
Lu Han: You can come with me and Sehun from now on, okay?
Do Kyungsoo: …Lu Han.
Lu Han: Yes my beautiful Umma?
Do Kyungsoo: Do you know you just invited me into a three way relationship with you and Sehun, right?
Lu Han: Yes, of course.
Oh Sehun: Do I get a say in this?
Lu Han: No, besides, Kyungsoo’s hot, and I bet he’ll be great in bed.
Oh Sehun: True. Okay, he’s in.
Do Kyungsoo: What about my opinion?
Lu Han: Umma, you don’t want me?
Do Kyungsoo: Of course I do, so I guess, I’ll be with you and Sehun from now on.
Lu Han: Can you create a three way relationship on this?
Oh Sehun: I don’t think so.
Do Kyungsoo: We’ll figure out something.
Lu Han: I got it! Watch!
Lu Han: Is In A Relationship With Oh Sehun and Do Kyungsoo.
Do Kyungsoo and Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: It’ll do.
Do Kyungsoo: Thanks guys, you really cheered me up! <3
Lu Han: Anything you want baby <3
Oh Sehun: You’re both my darlings now <3
Park Chanyeol: Um, what’s going on?
Byun Baekhyun: Yeah um, does this mean you’ve officially dumped Kai?
Do Kyungsoo: He’s the one that cheated on me with Zitao.
Park Chanyeol: Oh, well, I approve!
Kim Joonmyun: I do too!
Byun Baekhyun: And me!
Kim Minseok: Whatever, sure.
Kim Jongdae: Nice, this is hot, three hot guys, wow. Imagine what the would look like.
Kim Minseok: I swear, you are getting more and more like Jongin every day.
Zhang Yixing: Who’s in the middle?
Lu Han: That’ll be… me!
Oh Sehun: Why?
Lu Han: Well, because I want Kyungsoo to receive all the pleasure, but I also want you to do it to me too.
Do Kyungsoo: Nice! I’m getting all the attention?!
Oh Sehun: I’m good, this is gonna be fun. First session tonight?
Lu Han: Hell yeah!
Do Kyungsoo: Can’t wait babies <3
Kim Jongin: WTF.
Byun Baekhyun: You know, i never got my damn cupcake.
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