Investigation

Description

 

ModernAU!  Featuring the EXO Division, a motley group of young people dedicated to saving the world, one investigation at a time.

 



Investigation (a.k.a One of the Reasons Why LuHan Should Never Listen to Kris. Ever.)
Kai/LuHan | ninja!couples (if you squint really hard?)
PG-13, fluff/ fail!humor (again)
One shot | 8K+


 

what am I doing. Seriously.

Well this fic had been running through my head even before I finished Game. (yes I am that unfocused lol)

This one is more lightheaded and features Crossdressing!LuHan (I can't help it okay I'm sorry Lu). and general crack.

you have been forewarned.

 

EDIT: wow lol I posted it twice sorry :x

Foreword

 




There was something inherently wrong about a guy wearing a dress.

LuHan feels air wafting through his badly exposed legs. 

He curses under his breath, walking shakily on high heels.

Stupid Kris.

He really shouldn't have agreed to doing this. He must still be drunk, because that's the only possible way for him to have said yes to this.

Behind him, he could hear Jongin stifle a laugh, but when he turns back to glare, Jongin has his poker face on.

He glares anyway.

Stupid Jongin.

"Looking good, LuHan!" Chanyeol's voice booms over the bustling sounds of the office, and those who had not been staring at him openmouthed begin to stare.

"Are those killer heels?" Chanyeol asks, voice loud and laced  with incredulous laughter.

LuHan curses everything in sight.

"Yes, Chanyeol. And if you don't shut up, these killer heels will be poking your eye in a few seconds." he snaps.

Chanyeol snaps his mouth shut.

LuHan stalks through the corridors, grumbling.

God, I hate my life.
 


 

 

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Jazzellovelyne
#1
Chapter 1: Kai and Luhan are perfect partner for each other,., <3
clang2
#2
Chapter 1: kyaaaaa !!! this is so great!! luhan & jongin as partners is daebak !!!
KlMJONGDAE #3
Chapter 1: AMAZING AS ALWAYS, lol okay ive always been a silent reader of your stories and now im re reading your stories all over again and and okay this never fail to amuse me and then make me go awwwww and OH MY GOD hahahahahaha okay
this story is just amazing, cute, lovely, and interesting so much love for this story <3333
and kailu TT kailu is just so lovely, always. no matter how much angst u put in the story they will always be lovely and perfect for each other ;____;
vfkook
#4
Chapter 1: I've read this so many times! This is so cool and Kailu is so lovely. I love u kris. And baekhyun too. XD
Make a sequel pleaseeeeeee. A chaptered story. Where kailu will get more cases and more dramatic. :D
jyooliangme
#5
Chapter 1: So great since the start, such a cute and interesting story all together!
Kailu is lovely, always :___; <3 <3 <3
viviboo #6
Chapter 1: Amazing, from the beginning to the end :D
lilacsky #7
Chapter 1: The cheek poking, staring contest, arms touching and "are you bored?" remark...i feel like watching China Love Big Concert and Weekly Idol (Aug 2013). But you wrote this in 2012. Kailu is all about deja vu. They do the same flirting over and over again in fictions or irl :) . Another piece from you that made my day. I would love a sequel of this one. I think you are gifted.
shroom #8
Chapter 1: Omgggggg such a good fanfic!. I s9mewhat wish there is a part 2 but its all good as onr. :)
HansolLover
#9
Chapter 1: 2nd time reading this! ^^
This is heaven!!! <3_<3
babybubbles
#10
Chapter 1: This is too cute! I really like your writing style.