"berry boo!" our commercial is called. 

it soon became famous and all, but, anyway, i am VERY low profiled (A/N: Yeah, right. Nichkhun is low profiled...) 

Berry boo boos, i heard the people out the streets say. 

Wait, NICHKHUN HAS A TEDDY BEARIE!

I am referring to iNichkhunBiased picture.

Then a dumb blonde appeared. BOOMSHAKALAKA.

"Ehmagawd! Where am I?"

"I am in front of a freak with a teddy bear?" another one said.

"Oh puh-lease. Teddy bears are soooo last century."

"I know right!" the other squealed.

"So, right. What's your name? Wait, do we wanna know?"

"NO!" the others shouted.

"Ahem. My name is Nichkhun." I said with my so called "gentleman" voice. (FANS: EEEEE!!!)

"What kind of name is THAT!? I think the only name that fits him is LBR."

"Loser. Beyond. Repair."

Ehmagawd. I am so sick of these dumb blonde nonsense.

So...

Wait. Did I just say ehmagawd?

Argh!