Voldemort appeared (sorry, my story does not make sense. people appear randomly). He asked me, "wanna make a commercial with me?" "NOOOO I AM BUSY" Actually, it might be nice. I get more fans and whatsoever so, yeah. "FINE. BUT AFTER THAT I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING" "Confess now," Voldy held my neck. He is harmless. His bite is worse than his... Eh? I never learn english so I do not know idioms. I type in korean and i use google translate (kay, so my fans will be like: OMG NICHKHUN USES GOOGLE TRANSLATE? EEE! FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO USE IT!) "Okay, voldy, I.. Um, I think... I think I like you." "WHAT!?" Voldy says as he slaps me. I changed the subject. "Okay, so our commercial topic will be..." I had to think fast. "Go green. Reduce, reuse and recycle." See? I am so smart. (Fans: EEEEEE! NICHKHUN IS SMART! I AM GOING TO STUDY DILIGENTLY SO I CAN BE SMART LIKE HIM!!!) "Alright, darling." Voldy answered. Wait, did he call me darling? Oh this could not be happening. Whatever. 

COMMERCIAL

N : Reduce

V : (takes off nose and throws it up)

N : Reuse

V : (takes off nose, puts it on again)

N : Recycle

V : (cuts nose into pieces, threads them into bracelet)