I saw a talking sausage. It was trying to take my jeans away. so, lets start from the beginning.

she told me about her life. ish.

so it went like this

at first she likes my ex gf hagrid

then she likes a random owl

then and now voldy, yes, the one i like.

then again taecyeon, siwon, suho, subang and also suho

NOW SHE LOVES ME

omg i am so handsome with this jeans

i hv to duck, wait, there is a flying nose.

wait what...

she asked for my freaking number.

WHAT IS IT

i memorized it this morning

oh right 123456789

PS this is real nichkhuns number

i took out my dagger and stabbed her.

all right  am stupid. she got killed all right

wait' she is still breathing

i have got to take her to the hospital.

then suddenly a cow appeared.

i took the milk coz i am thirsty