Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

Joon when are you coming back😊

❤MomD❤

When you decide not to torture me

Jungkook

So never?

❤MomD❤

😭jungoo

someone help me!!!!!

 

yoonieHyung

Bun, how about I take you out for lunch?

Jungkook

I just ate

yoonieHyung

Go see a movie?

Jungkook

That’s what Netflix is for

yoonieHyung

Go shopping?

Jungkook

Online shopping, stress-and-anxiety-free

yoonieHyung

public bathroom ?

Jungkook

😳

let’s go😊

yoonieHyung

I WAS JOKING

Jungkook

AND I WASN’T

SO THERE😝

miniHyung

I mean

I’ll go bun😊

Jungkook

I mean im already outside

miniHyung

One rule tho before we go😊

Jungkook

What

miniHyung

No underwear.

Jungkook

😳

done

miniHyung

pm me I have to see

~~

❤MomD❤

😳

 

BabySun™

What is it?

 

❤MomD❤

I was being quiet until they left

And they just left

 

thirsTae

You know this how?

 

❤MomD❤

I was hiding in a tree

next to the apartment

 

BabySun™

😂GODDAMIT JOON

ARE YOU A SQUIRREL

 

❤MomD❤

I mean im nuts for your nuts so🤷‍♂️

 

thirsTae

😂I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

But what had you shook

 

❤MomD❤

Oh that

I had to watch Jungkook take his underwear off

and then try to hide them somewhere

he threw them at the tree I was in

and they landed on the branch I was on

I dunno if I should out him like this😂

 

BabySun™

No do it.

Please😊

I’ll spoil you if you do💜

 

❤MomD❤

😂

I’ll phrase it this way

does koo early if he’s excited

 

thirsTae

YES😂😂

But it only happens

when he’s alone

 

BabySun™

😂😂😂

cumstains

 

❤MomD❤

uh huh😂😂

I feel kinda bad for exposing him

 

thirsTae

you shouldn’t feel bad

you should be scared

 

BabySun™

cus he’s gonna get you back

when you least expect it

 

❤MomD❤

YOURE THE ONES THAT GOADED ME INTO TELLING YOU

TRAITORS

 

BabySun™