YOONgi

What’s going on with Jimin?

Jungkook

😳

What do you mean?

Is he sick?

YOONgi

He keeps laughing at something on his phone

And when I ask him what he’s laughing at

He says “nothing”

And then continues to laugh at something🤨

Jungkook

And you think I have something to do with this?😅

YOONgi

Yep

He told me he helped you clean up your apartment yesterday

Plenty of time for something to have happened

Jungkook

EYE-

Don’t know what you mean

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

JIMIN

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS INTERROGATTING ME BECAUSE YOU KEEP GOOFING AROUND IN THE GROUP CHAT

JiMIN

Really?🤨

That sounds exactly like him🙄

 

BabySun™

Just add him to the group chat🤷‍♂️

Jungkook

Are you drunk Hobi?

BabySun™

I JUST started drinking

 

thirsTae

That explains it

 

❤MomD❤

😂

Seriously tho Jimin should just add him to the chat

 

JiMIN

Should I?🤔

Jungkook

YES!

Just to get him to stop texting me

JiMIN

Okay😊

JiMIN added YOONgi

YOONgi

What in the hell is this?

 

JiMIN

The thing I keep laughing at😌

The wildest group chat alive

 

YOONgi

Really?

 

JiMIN

Yep😊😘

Now stop being mean to Jungkookie

He freaked out so badly when Hoseok added me😂

You should scroll up and see

Jungkook

DON’T SCROLL UP

DON’T DO IT

KEEP YOUR INNOCENCE

JiMIN

See what I mean?😂

 

YOONgi

😂wow kid

Dramatic much

Jungkook

😭

EXPOSED ONCE MORE

And I really like how the other three s are just l u r k i n g

😑

BabySun™

We were just giving you alone time😊

Jungkook

More like giving each other tugs

BabySun™

I wish

Im soooooo 🎺y

Jungkook

Im gonna translate that as trumpety and pretend you’re too drunk to have a conversation

👨‍🦯

BabySun ™

Wow do me dirty Koo

 

YOONgi

Koo?

 

BabySun™

Because he coos when he’s small

Jungkook

YAH

YOONgi

Small?

Jungkook

Suddenly I can’t read and my hands are knives

GOODNIGHT