Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

thirsTae

All right

Im at my wits end

A demon awoke in Jungkook apparently

And the only word it knows is “Seokjin”

“Seokjin is just so hot” “Seokjin is so cute” Seokjin this Seokjin that

SHUT THE UP

Jungkook

TAKE YOUR HOME AND YOU WOULDN’T HEAR ME

thirsTae

SIMP

Jungkook

FURRY

BabySun™

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

No more name-calling

until I say otherwise

Got it?

Jungkook

Fine.

thirsTae

Whatever.

 

BabySun™

Now Jungkookie

Have you been simping?

Jungkook

NOOOOO

BabySun™

Have you been r e s e a r c h i n g?

Jungkook

👉👈

Maybe

Definitely😌

I ALMOST GOT MY HANDS ON HIS PHONE NUMBER

BabySun™

Jesus Koo😂

 

❤MomD❤

Would now be a good time to try and add him to the chat

Jungkook

🥺pease Moonie hyungie

thirsTae

🙄please do so the boy will shut the up

Let him pester Seokjin for a while

 

❤MomD❤

If you call compliments pestering then Seokjin hyung will like it😂

What do you say Hobi?

 

BabySun™

It’s fine by me

 

❤MomD❤

👍

How should I describe the chat😅

 

BabySun™

Tell him it’s a wild chat that can lead to hookups

 

❤MomD❤

NO

I can’t tell him that😂

 

thirsTae

😂it’s not a lie

Jungkook

It ain’t the whole truth either

JiMIN

Tell him it’s a chat where he can be himself and not worry about getting exposed or anything

 

❤MomD❤

That’ll work

thanks jimin☺

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Namjoon

hi

oh god that sounds awkward

Seokjin-ssi

Well hello awkward

mind telling me why you’re in my dms😂

Namjoon

I dunno if you remember me, im Namjoon aka RM

Seokjin-ssi

😂Ofc I remember you clumsy

I still think about how you almost broke one of the stylist’s phone trying to remove your belt😂

Namjoon

Please forget about that

Seokjin-ssi

Never☺

Now what’s up

It’s unlike you to text me first

Namjoon

Yeah okay you see

so im in this group chat

Seokjin-ssi

It’s not sketchy is it?

Namjoon

NO

Not at all

Seokjin-ssi

Okay okay continue

Namjoon

Okay so

it’s all guys

and the youngest of the group wants you to join

Seokjin-ssi

🤨people always ask me stuff like this

You have to advertise it Namjoon-ah😏

Starting with pictures of who’s in the chat

Namjoon

Well there’s me

Left to right is Taehyung, Hoseok, Jungkook

Jungkook is the youngest

They’re um… There’s no beating around the bush with this

the four of us are in a relationship

I’ll explain that later

ANYWAY

Lastly are

Yoongi and Jimin

Jungkook sent me that picture among others🙄

Anyways it’s just those five and me

And in the words of Jimin you can be yourself in the chat without having to worry about stuff getting leaked or someone trying to blackmail you or stuff like that

Seokjin-ssi

I mean you had me at Taehyung😂

Namjoon

So I can add you to the chat😲

Seokjin-ssi

I’d be offended if you didn’t after telling me about it😅

Namjoon

YAY☺

Just to make Jungkook panic

When I add you, scroll up as far as you can and read

You’ll find out just how W I L D this chat is😂

Seokjin-ssi

Got it👍

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

❤MomD❤ added XXXXXXXXXX

Jungkook

MOONIE HYUNG IS AMAZING

IM ADDING HIM HOLDUP

❤MomD❤

☺

Take your time cus…

He’s reading the chat😏

Jungkook

IVE BEEN BETRAYED

EXPOSED ONCE MORE BY THE HYUNGS I LOVE

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING AMAZING JOON

JinJin

You must be Jungkook😂

Jungkook

I am

JinJin

Im still getting numbers sorted out

 

BabySun™

Well I’m Hoseok

 

thirsTae

And im Taehyung

 

JiMIN

Im Jimin☺

im kind of a big fan

But Jungkook’s an even bigger fan😏

Jungkook

BETRAYED ONCE MORE😭

YOONgi

And Im Yoongi

Welcome to C H A O S

 

JinJin

Thank you thank you☺

Taehyung can you send me those pictures of little Jungkook

 

thirsTae

Sure☺

Jungkook

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭