I'll be making more of these :3

1.Say he looks fat in his jumpsuit.

2.Say his eyebrows are two caterpillars molesting his face.

3.Say Gai is the worst sensei ever.

4.Say Kakashi can beet Gai.

5.Ask him if Neji looks good in a dress.

6.Put Neji in a dress and hollar "You may kiss the bride." at him.

7.Give him a ring and tell him it's from Gai

8.Die his hair pink

9.record Gaara's voice saying "you're weak.

10.Place multible recordings of that in his house. Like a can or plant.

11.Laugh at him when he can't find them.

12.Sneak into his room and place a Sasuke plushie in his arms.

13.Take a picture of him with the plushie and poast it all over town.

14.When he walks into a random place, play "Every Body Was Kung-Foo Fighting" as loud as you can

15.Steal all of his jumpsuits

16.Replace them with a large, pink bunny costume

17.Leave a note saying Sasuke took them

18.Laugh as the jiant bunny trys to kill Sasuke

19.Tell him you have a secret technique for taijutsu.

20.Get him a Kimmimaru plushie

21.Scream. "Kimmi-chan loves you!" In the highest pitched voice you can.

22. If he glares, scream "BUT HE REALLY WUVES YOU!"

23. Do 20 and 21 with gaara instead of Kimmimaru.

24.Hide milk in his house

25. Milk does explode if it's left out for to long

26.Tell him Gai thinks Neji is a better student.

27. Tell him Tenten is a better student.

28.Shave off his hair and eyebrows

29.Play the "Beer Is Good" song as loud as you can whenever he's with Tsunade

30. Ask him if you can borrow his mascara

31.Repalce the spice on his curry with suger.

32.When he screams about youth, tell him he has none.

33.Mail him a love letter saying it's from Sakura

34.Mail him a love letter syaing it's from Sasuke

35.Tell him you know what he did last summer.

36.Every time he loses a shurrikin or kunai scream "Dude Where's My Ninja Gear!?"

37.Tell him you know something he dosn't know.

38.When he get's the answer, scream "YO MAMA!"

39.Run like heck.

40.Tell him Gai said the color of youth is no longer green

41.Tell him it's hot, hot, hot, HOT pink

42. When he wares the hot, hot, hot, HOT pink jumpsuit take pictures of him looking heroic

43.Show them to Gai

44.Take a picture of his reaction to look back at for the years to come.

45.Tell him you kidnapped Gai and the only thing that will releace him is.....A SHRUBERRY! *DUNNN DUN DUAAAAA*

46.Laugh uncontrolably every time he says "youth."

47.Laugh uncontrolably every time he dosn't use conjuntions. (As in can't or won't. You know since he will not talk in any other way but this type of talking or can not use conjuntions.)

48.Tell him the only reason he's Gai's favorite is because he is gai's son.

49.Every single time you see Lee, ask him if he’s defeated Neji yet. 

50. If he says he hasn't then say "I guess Neji is suporrior."