X3

1)Pants him. Any time, any where. (Remove other lyers first)

2)Steal his glasses

3)Ask him why he wares such a heavy coat in warm weather

4)Ask him if he rocks each one of his bugs to sleep at night

5)Buy bug poison

6)Pour in calone bottle

7)Tell him it's calone

8)Run like hell

9)Shave his head

10)Tell him that he has a hair cut that looks like a mix of Naruto's, Kiba's, and Kakashi's

11)Marker out his goggles

12)Replace his clothes with shorts (like sort shorts) and tank tops

13)Tell him Kiba did it

14)Laugh as Kiba tries to get rid of his fleas(Ways to annoy Kiba coming soon)

15)Get the voice actors of Shino and Kiba to sing Guy love

16)Record it to a fan flash

17)Don't tell them about it.(I really like to annoy Kiba huh?)

18)Show it to everyone in Konoha

19)Dump red paint on yourself

20)Grab a large blade and dump red paint on that

21)Make a shaddow clone of Kurenai and dump red pain all over her.

22)Drag the 'dead' clone around with the blade.

23)Have a crazy smile on your face

24)Slowly trun your head to him like a doll as your walking past

25)Ask in a deep voice, "You wanna' play a game?"

26)Imitate him. Just...trust me.

27)Put a laughing drug in EVERYthing  he eats or drinks.

28)Make him listen to Neji's destiny speach

29)Make him listen to Rock Lee's and Gai's youth speach

30)When he's walking in your direction shout "HEAD LICE!"

31)Laugh at everyone's reaction.

32)Poke him repeatedly

33)Force him to watch an hour long vid of you squishing ants

34)Call him "Ozzy Osborn" (Did I spell that right?)

35)Sing the "Itsie bitsie spider" When it's raining to him.

36)make him watch the movie "Bug"

(Couln't think of anymore :P)

P.S.: Some are copied off of various websights, so if it looks like your's it probebly is.