WEDDING/MARRIAGE STARTERS

•  "Will you be my maid of honour/best man?"
•  "I'm getting married!"
•  "He/She left me at the alter..."
•  "Wait, you're getting married?!"
•  "_____, will you marry me?"
•  "Did we get married last night..?"
•  "Why are you in a wedding dress?"
•  "What's with the tux?"
•  "I can't marry you."
•  "Are you proposing to me?"
•  "Why do you have this ring?"
•  "Marriage is overrated, anyway."
•  "Till death do us part."
•  "Who's the lucky lady/guy?"
•  "You can't get married!"
•  "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
•  "I heard about the divorce..."
•  "You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love."
•  "What do you mean you lost the ring?!"
•  "I left him/her at the alter."