This is just something I though of while reading a post about the German language and how "cute" it can be.

It's just a drabble and 99.99999999% won't have any sequels or prequels or any other chaps following it.

I know it might seem strange that I as a German write such a thing but the idea of the "cute" and "funny" German phrases/words mentioned in the fanfic are from a English post on tumblr about exactly that thing so I didn't come up with that originally.

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