"current's and ex's"

In the cafe, there are two boys who right now eating peacefully while talking about all men favouroite category. Its a girl. 

"i saw her friend today" said Joshua

"who?" question Johnny who are right now wiggling his eyebrow

"pftt, just like you don't know. You know all about her and her friend also" Joshua scoff make Johnny giggles

"how about you and your current girlfriend?" Joshua said

"she okay, i love her than my ex" he laughed

"hey don't said that to her!" Joshua squinted his eyes. Johnny just eat his favourite food; Carbonara

"i saw your ex today" said Johnny suddenly remember. Joshua took his Carbonara and ate

"what with her?" he said

"he become pretty after you DUMP her" Joshua glaring at him "welp she is the one who make me angry tho" he then continue "she should know that i'm a hot boiled person" 

"but you just can't do that to the girl who are willingly like you" he said

"Mister, you should said that to me before i dump her" Johnny laugh

"sorry sorry" Johnny then heard an income messanger. He open it and then smiled while typing 'seriously? is this call love sick' Johsua thought. Joshua ate his carbonara

"what time right now?" Johnny said as he shoved in his phone onto his jeans pocket

"its 12.00 p.m" he said "why?" 

"my girlfriend want to meet me at 1.00 p.m." he said

"so you're gonna leave me alone?"

"wait, call up your girlfriend then!" JOhnny said. He make frown face

"my girlfriend are too damn busy. She should know me well" Joshua pout make Johnny shook his head 

"welp! not my problem"

"but hey you should know about it okay?!"

"what do you mean? i have my own girlfriend so i should focus on my current girlfriend" Johnny exclaimed. He still munching his food. JOshua then nod in agree

"yeah, afterall she my girlfriend now, right?" he said 

"ah, and said to her to be carefull. Yesterday i saw her that she almost fell from the stair. Thank good