“I mean, he’s cool and everything. He has to be, to work the pink hair. But, say it with me, now, Kook. On the court-“ Yoongi missed Kookie’s eyes widening significantly. He also missed Kookie’s frantic telepathic signals to ABORT ABORT.

“err…hyung-?

“-Park Chanyeol-“

“-maybe don’t finish that sentence?”

“-hasn’t got a ing chance.”

Yoongi launched into a snicker before he realized that Kookie had been staring wide-eyed at a spot above his shoulder for a while now.