1// ???

Do I know you?

 

ohvivis is online
yodawho is online
dDancdewithme is online

 

joonmoney
Jongin, hello.

dDancdewithme
KAi*

joonmoney
Right..
What made you want to change your name in the first place?

dDancdewithme
do you seriously not-
nevermind

joonmoney
???

dDancdewithme
sorry, gtg

 

dDancdewithme is now offline


joonmoney
Sehun.

ohvivis
sup conkerdonk

joonmoney
Can you change my username yet? It's too informal.

ohvivis
loosen up pickle

joonmoney
Stop calling me weird names, I'm serious. I asked my friend Yeol to change it but he refused too. If you keep refusing to change it back to what it was before I won't let you copy my notes.

ohvivis
OK OK ill do it princess jeeeeezuz

joonmoney
Do it tomorrow first thing.

ohvivis
whos yeol

joonmoney
Sehun did you hear me?

ohvivis
arethey hot?

joonmoney
Sehun.

ohvivis
introduce me and ill change ur thing first thing

joonmoney
Did you just call me thing?

ohvivis
NO!!111!!!! ADD ME TO A CHAT INTRODUCE ME TO UR PTOENSIALLY HOT FREND


joonmoney has invited ohvivis and yodawho to a group chat

joonmoney has changed the chat name to "Introduction"

 

joonmoney
Done.

yodawho
???? tf

ohvivis
pickle omg ur such a daddy sometimes thsnk you ill keep my end of the promise

joonmoney
Stop. With. The. Weird. Names.
I'm leaving you to it, I'm losing my temper and Kai is avoiding me now, goodbye.

 

joonmoney is now offline

 

ohvivis
hey handsoime ;)

yodawho
do i know you??

ohvivis
no but u will soon

yodawho
do you know me??

ohvivis
i do now

yodawho
your weird 

ohvivis
my weird what?

yodawho
what

ohvivis
;)
sen me a frend request hot stuff

yodawho
i bet you've never even seen what i look like
i could be the ugliest guy alive

ohvivis
'could be'
so u rnt

yodawho
i already feel like you hate losing anything

ohvivis
you know me soooo well hot stuff

 

yodawho has sent ohvivis a friend request.

ohvivis has accepted yodawho's friend request.

 

ohvivis
see u soon hot stuff
thnx agaun pickle

ohvivis is now offline

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