Title: The Great Penguin Heist

Author: Quebaek

Pairing: Baeksoo if you squint

Rating: T/PG-13

Word Count: uhhh like 4kish? maybe?

Summary: 

Baekhyun spoke up, “Uh so funny story. Kyungsoo became a penguin. And then escaped from the dorm. And the authorities caught him. And he was sent to the zoo.”

Junmyeon blinked, no expression forming on his face. He then carefully set his novel down and started to dial a number his phone.

“Who are you calling?” Chanyeol asked nervously.

“SM. I need to see how much it would cost to buy out my contract from EXO.”

Author's Note: This is a sort of some what crack fic I wrote for my friend based on a prompt idea she had ... and I also wrote it drunk. But it was editted by texturedjeans who found it funny and is quite awesome so shout out to her.