USERNAMES

Nayoung: GiantStone

Chungha: HamChung

Sejeong: Ahjesshi

Chaeyeon: Chaeyeon-ie

Jieqiong: PinkeuIsLifeu

Sohye: AllHailPenguin

Yeunjung: Swagyeuuun

Yoojung: SuperstarYoo

Mina: Minakuuun

Doyeon: JunJiHyun

Somi: MaknaeOnTop

AllHailPenguin is online...
MaknaeOnTop is online...
SuperstarYoo is online...
JunJiHyun is online...
Swagyeuuun is online...

AllHailPenguin: What did the battery get on his report card?

MaknaeOnTop: Wait what?

AllHailPenguin: Triple A's!

JunJiHyun: She's on her lame jokes everyone.

AllHailPenguin: What is a pig's favorite food?

SuperstarYoo: Oh no

AllHailPenguin: A ham-mer

Swagyeuuun: HAHHAHAHA! That one is so funny I cri!

SuperstarYoo: You laugh like there is no tommorow. -_-

AllHailPenguin: What is an alien's favorite website?

Swagyeuuun: Omo, what is it?

AllHailPenguin: Spacebook

MaknaeOnTop: Call an ambulance rn because Yeunjung unnie might die in laughing

GiantStone is online...
Ahjesshi is online...
HamChung is online...
Minakuuun is online...
PinkeuIsLifeu is online...

PinkeuIsLifeu: Yeunjung is out of control!!!!

Ahjesshi: Yeunjung calm down, you're dying.

HamChung: What's going on?

SuperstarYoo: Parade of Sohye's lame jokes.

JunJiHyun: And Yeunjung is laughing like an idiot because of that.

GiantStone: Where's Sohye anyway? I can't find her.

AllHailPenguin: In the comfort room. And no one can stop meh!!!!!

MaknaeOnTop: Omg high as fck!!!!

GiantStone: Jeon Somi your language!

AllHailPenguin: What is a frog's favorite drink?

PinkeuIsLife: She's unstoppable mygoodnessz!!!!!

AllHailPenguin: Croaka-cola!

Ahjesshi: Yeunjung's laugh is unstoppable too folks.

SuperstarYoo: Please stop that lame jokes! I'm going to kill you and your pathetic penguins!!!!!!

AllHailPenguin: Where can you find an ocean without water?

HamChung: Oh I think I know the answer.

JunJiHyun: Seriously unnie?! Seriously?!?!

AllHailPenguin: In a map.

HamChung: You can find it in a globe kid.

AllHailPenguin: Why are opinions like armpits?

Minakuuun: Please stop it Sohye. I'll treat you a food...

AllHailPenguin: Because everybody has one and sometimes it stinks.

Minakuuun: I hate u!!

Minakuuun is offline...

HamChung: You better escape now penguin. You'll be a dead meat if I catch you!

JunJiHyun: So Somi is like an armpit too.

MaknaeOnTop: Why?!

JunJiHyun: You stinks.

MaknaeOnTop: Grrrrrr!!!!

SuperstarYoo: Th- the end is near. And I mean it!

GiantStone: Why Yoojung? Why are you shouting?!

Chaeyeon-ie is online...

Chaeyeon-ie: How do you make a little girl cry even more?

Ahjesshi: Is this a "Lame jokes competition"?

Chaeyeon-ie: You wipe your bloody knife in her teddy bear

PinkeuIsLifeu: That's creepy

AllHailPenguin: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court.

Chaeyeon-ie: How to hurt your ex? Just kill him/her and throw his/her heart in the ocean.

AllHailPenguin: I'm....

Chaeyeon-ie: What happened to the person who tells a lame jokes?

AllHailPenguin: Unnie I'm sorry :'(

Chaeyeon-ie: Dead.

Chaeyeon-ie is offline...

MaknaeOnTop: Oh my gosh! Chaeyeon unnie is banging the door harshly!!!!

JunJiHyun: Someone call the police rn! I'm serious!

PinkeuIsLifeu: RIP Kim Sohye.

JunJiHyun: Hey you brat! Stop chatting and help me to stop Chaeyeon unnie!

Ahjesshi: Angel Chaeyeon no more!

SuperstarYoo: I don't want to see this scene anymore... Mommy!!!!!!

AllHailPenguin: Unnie I'm very sorry! Stop banging the door!

Chaeyeon-ie is online...

Chaeyeon-ie: Feel my wrath kid.

Chaeyeon-ie is offline...

GiantStone: What the actual Chaeyeon!!!!!!!

HamChung: Language please!

PinkeuIsLife: The door is broken!

SuperstarYoo: And now Sohye is in Chaeyeon's hands!!!!

JunJiHyun: I will miss you penguin /sobs/

MaknaeOnTop: I will miss your lame jokes unnie /sobs miserably/

GiantStone: STOP CHATTING RN AND HELP ME HOW TO STOP SATAN CHAEYEON FOR S SAKE!!!!!!

HamChung: Your language!!!!!

GiantStone is offline...

MaknaeOnTop: Let's get out of here!

MaknaeOnTop is offline...

SuperstarYoo is offline...

JunJiHyun is offline...

PinkeuIsLife is offline...

Ahjesshi: So I guess, I have to change from "Ahjesshi" to "YaSe". Sorry Chungha babe. I still love you.

HamChung: What are you doing?!

Ahjesshi: I'm going to seduce Chaeyeon.

Ahjesshi is offline...

HamChung: ....
I hate you Kim Sejeong!

HamChung is offline...


A few minutes ago

Swagyeuuun: Ugh my head hurts.
Where's everyone?!
And what happened to our dorm?!

Minakuuun is online...

Minakuuun: Help me unnie!

Swagyeuuun: Where are you Mina?

Minakuuun: In my room. Chaeyeon unnie locked me here! :'(

Swagyeuuun: Crap, I'm coming!
What exactly happened here?

Minakuuun: You don't remember anything? Sohye is high and she's telling us her lame jokes. And you're almost dying because of laughing

Swagyeuuun: I am?!

Minakuuun: Yes. And Chaeyeon unnie became a monster and locked me here! I don't know what happened to others especially to Sohye because I'm locked up for almost 5 hours.

Swagyeuuun: Oh my, the dorm is a whole mess! Let's clean up before we find them.

Minakuuun: Unnie let's eat first. I'm very very very hungry.

Swagyeuuun: .....
Okay. Then let's clean up!

Swagyeuuun is offline...
Minakuuun is offline...