[Dragon's Lair]

 

ShibaInu: Nal neomu neomu neomu

ShibaInu: Neomu neomu neomu

ShibaInu: Neomu neomu neomu

ShibaInu: Neomu neomu neomu neomu johahamyeon geuttae malhaejwo

Peaches: Will you please give us a peace?

ShibaInu: I don't want to

ShibaInu: Besides, this is I.O.I's chatroom

Oppadeul: Don't act like you're the kindest here

AnnoyingDubu: She's a analyst after all

Peaches: Mathafcker

AnnoyingDubu: I don't want to have a fcking sesion with a Japanese

Peaches: Do you think I want to a fcking bird like you?

AnnoyingDubu: Beetch please

AnnoyingDubu: My standards are high like Mina's pride

Minaring: What now eagle ?

NoJamForEternity: That neomu neomu neomu thing is for you Mina unnie

Chewy-ingGum: Why so idiot aish

Minaring: How dare you to speak like that

Minaring: You're only my slaves

Chewy-ingGum: no

NoJamForEternity: You're the real slave of your own pride tho

Peaches: The savageness runs in JYP's artists

Peaches: Go gurls

ChooChooTrain: Enough with this nonsense

Peaches: You're the nonsense one in this group

ChooChooTrain: I can give you a miserable life forever rascal

ChooChooTrain: Be thankful that you're older than me

ChooChooTrain: Despite for that age thing, I'M STILL THE LEADER OF THIS CRAZY GROUP

NoJamForEternity: Please stop our Shiba Inu for being a dickhead

NoJamForEternity: She's dancing to Very Very Very with 10x speed

AnnoyingDubu: Yey. Twice has only 8 members

Minaring: Let's invite Somi to join Twice

Minaring: Well she deserves it than Sana

ShibaInu: Rude! :<

Chewy-ingGum: No more Shiba zu in our dorm

ShibaInu: Fcking Yoda!!!!

ShibaInu: How dare you to insult my identity

Chewy-ingGum: I don't care eh eh eh eh eh

Squirtle: Just be quiet for 1 second please

Squirtle: I'm so done to all of you

Peaches: The feeling is mutual

AnnoyingDubu: Squirtle use water gun!

Squirtle: /throws a bucket with hot water/

Minaring: You're nickname suits you the best

Minaring: Annoying af

ChooChooTrain: Still alive you technology idiot?

Squirtle: I can't find the backspace button so shut up

Squirtle: I find it now

Squirtle: So what are we doing here

Squirtle: No one in I.O.I members are online

Squirtle: This chatroom

ChooChooTrain: Let's wait them a little more children

Oppadeul: Excuse me?

Peaches: Excuse me?

ShibaInu: ExCuSe mE?!

Squirtle: EXCUSE ME /coughs/ EXCUSE ME

NoJamForEternity: The elders are triggered

 

Swagyeuuun is online...

 

Swagyeuuun: WAKE UP MY DESCIPLES

Swagyeuuun: You don't want huh?

Swagyeuuun: URINEUN KKUMEUL KKUNEUN SONYEODEUL

Swagyeuuun: NEOWA NA KKUMEUL NANEUN I SUNGAN 

Swagyeuuun: DALKOMHAN NEOREUL HYANGHAN SHINING LIGHT NEOMANUI NAL

ShibaInu: HEY BABY SHOW YOU MY PARADISE

Swagyeuuun: ....

Peaches: Gurl your singing skills

Peaches: Your only skill is doing "shy shy shy"

Minaring: True story

ShibaInu: Atleast I don't look like a fcking hamtaro

Peaches: Excuse you doggy atleast hamtaro is cute

Peaches: You only doggy style

Chewy-ingGum: What's doggy style?

Minaring: Seriously

Chewy-ingGum: Hey I'm still young I don't know anything

Oppadeul: Ask Somi

Oppadeul: She knows everything

ChooChooTrain: Don't dare to open your goddamn mouth Chaeyeong

NoJamForEternity: What

NoJamForEternity: I'm going to eat my cheese cake geez

Swagyeuuun: INTRUDERS!!!!!!!!!

AnnoyingDubu: Okay we're so doomed 

Oppadeul: Don't worry I'm going to protect you

 

PinkeuIsLifeu is online...

SuperstarYoo is online..

JunJiHyun is online...

 

PinkeuIsLifeu: What's this kind of sorcery all about

SuperstarYoo: We all know that you and your Pick Me version is lit

SuperstarYoo: BUT IT'S FCKING 3AM

JunJiHyun: And I'm having a beauty rest myghad

PinkeuIsLifeu: Only rest, no beauty

JunJiHyun: you

PinkeuIsLifeu: Come here if you really want to 

Squirtle: Im Nayoung is so irresponsible for handling her groupmates

Peaches: Im Nayoung who?

ShibaInu: She's the great leader than Jihyo

ChooChooTrain: What did you say?

ShibaInu: SHE'S THE GREAT LEADER THAN JIHYO HAPPY NOW?

PinkeuIsLifeu: Sorry for interrupting you guys

PinkeuIsLifeu: Who the are you?

SuperstarYoo: INTRUDERS!!!!!!!!!

 

Chaeyeon-ie is online...

Minakuuun is online...

AllHailPenguin is online...

HamChung is online...

 

HamChung: Kids what's with shouting at this time

HamChung: Yeunjung, Yoojung, be ready for Stone Nayoung's wrath later

Chaeyeon-ie: OKAY WHERE'S THE INTRUDER

Chaeyeon-ie: LET ME SLASH THOSE PETTY UGLY FACES

AllHailPenguin: She's holding Jungjung right now

JunJiHyun: Who the hell is Jungjung

HamChung: Jungjung in Pd101 season2?

PinkeuIsLifeu: Still I don't know him

AllHailPenguin: Aniyo

AllHailPenguin: Chaeyeon unnie's samurai name

Swagyeuun: Weird name lmao

Chaeyeon-ie: ANSWER ME NUTHEADS MY JUNGJUNG WANTS TO KILL SOMEONE RN

Minakuuun: New intruders in this chatroom unnie

Minakuuun: As if you can kill them here

Minakuuun: Maybe virtual killing

Minakuuun: Is that even possible?

AnnoyingDubu: stop living in imagination

AnnoyingDubu: But I can kill you with my cuteness right now

Minakuuun: I don't care who you are

Minakuuun: You're in my territory and I'm not going to hesitate to use Jungjung to slash your face

SuperstarYoo: Guuuuuuuurl that's what I'm talking about!

PinkeuIsLifeu: Who teach Mina to be a savage one?

JunJiHyun: Your jaw might drop on the floor Kim Sohye

Minakuuun: I'm not going to cry and go to the corner of this room when someone is insulting me and my cuteness

Minakuuun: Back off

AnnoyingDubu: Ohohoho I like that ;)

ShibaInu: You liked her?!

Peaches: What a

Minaring: Look who's talking

AnnoyingDubu: Shut up Japanese creatures

Minakuuun: Who are you anyway?

Chewy-ingGum: You're cute but so dumb like Nayeon unnie

Squirtle: I know that I can't find backspace button for 2 hours but I'm not dumb

 

GiantStone is online...

Ahjesshi is online...

 

GiantStone: My children

GiantStone: What did I said about swearing?

PinkeuIsLifeu: Oh shoot

JunJiHyun: Have you watched my Seungwoo's short film, "Seungwoo is alright"

JunJiHyun: Fck that he's so good at acting I swear I want to marry him

AllHailPenguin: Hey Doyeon----

JunJiHyun: I know penguin you want a collaboration with him because you're an actress

JunJiHyun: But not on his level of acting and a talented one

JunJiHyun: Fck he's so gorgeous

GiantStone: Kim Doyeon you're grounded for 1 week 

AllHailPenguin: Told ya

SuperstarYoo: MAKE IT INFINITY UNNIE FOR BEING A CHEATER

SuperstarYoo: /grabs Jungjung/

PinkeuIsLifeu: WHO'S JUNGJUNG

HamChung: I said he's a Pd101 season 2 trainee

JunJiHyun: Gotta run fast

GiantStone: And for you my Zhou Jieqiong

PinkeuIsLifeu: Yes my Stoney ^^

GiantStone: You're grounded too, for 1 month

GiantStone: No more kisses from stoney

PinkeuIsLifeu: No way

PinkeuIsLifeu: You can't resists me

GiantStone: Yes I can if I wan't to :)

PinkeuIsLifeu: Waaaaaaah

GiantStone: And for the rest of my lovely children

GiantStone: No pancakes for 1 week

Minakuuun: I'M GOING TO PROTEST

AllHailPenguin: WE WANT PANCAKES!

Ahjesshi: I WANT SOME VIDS!

HamChung: Sejeong-ah! ><

Ahjesshi: Just kidding :*

GiantStone: Can I borrow Jajangmyun for a while?

GiantStone: I want to cut someone's tongue

GiantStone: Oh I know her name, KIM SEJEONG

Chaeyeon-ie: IT'S JUNGJUNG NOT JAJANGMYUN 

Chaeyeon-ie: HOW DARE YOU TO RUIN MY SAMURAI'S SACRED NAME

GiantStone: Chill you're always angry eish

GiantStone: I'm craving for jajangmyun these days....

Ahjesshi: I woke up because of slashing sounds all over the dorm

Ahjesshi: Is this Japan already?

ShibaInu: Konnichiwa!

Minaring: Hisashiburi!

Peaches: Moshi moshi!

Ahjesshi: Yamete yamete~!

HamChung: Damn Sejeong

Minakuuun: Something's not right...

Minakuuun: Sounds like..... ?

Chewy-ingGum: Okay I want to disappear from all this

ShibaInu: Sejeong unnie...

ShibaInu: You really know what "Yamete" means?

Ahjesshi: No...

Ahjesshi: But they said it in films

Ahjesshi: And it's fascinating

Minaring: Baaaaaam

Swagyeuuun: What will you expect from our erted Ahjusshi

Ahjesshi: What's the meaning of yamete?

Ahjesshi: I think I can't sleep when I don't know the true meaning

Peaches: It means "stop it"

Ahjesshi: Yamete~~ Ugh yameteeeeee~

Ahjesshi: Okay thanks

JunJiHyun: My innocent soul ugh

PinkeuIsLifeu: I caught you looking at Yoojung, ally

JunJiHyun: WHEN

PinkeuIsLifeu: When she's eating her pudding, seductively

SuperstarYoo: It's delicious

HamChung: Bad kids!

AnnoyingDubu: Wow 

AnnoyingDubu: I.O.I members surely have a side

GiantStone: Anyways the intruders....

ShibaInu: OMYGOSH IM NAYOUNG NOTICE ME PLS

Oppadeul: You sure a I.O.I's trash -_-

GiantStone: Well, hello Sana :)

ShibaInu: MY SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!

Chewy-ingGum: you for screaming right in my ear

NoJamForEternity: Language please

Chewy-ingGum: YOU

GiantStone: Twice what are you doing here?

Squirtle: You ruined my legendary introduction 

Minakuuun: Wow squirtle is a legendary pokemon now?

Squirtle: Is that sarcasm or what kid

Minakuuun: Sarcasm 

Chaeyeon-ie: I'm so proud of Mina

Chaeyeon-ie: How about you my penguin?

Chaeyeon-ie: When will you make me proud?

AllHailPenguin: Can I make a joke for you unnie?

Chaeyeon-ie: /grabs Jungjung/

Chaeyeon-ie: Except for that

ChooChooTrain: You're visual is scary

ChooChooTrain: Unlike Tzuyu

Chewy-ingGum: I don't need your crappy opinion unnie

PinkeuIsLifeu: WHO'S JUNGJUNG

HamChung: I swear I'm going to throw all your Chinese foods if you keep asking who's Jungjung

JungJung: Are you looking at me noona?

Chaeyeon-ie: GET OUT YOU LIL CUTIE

JungJung: Oh okay....

Oppadeul: HOW DID YOU KNOW OUR IDENTITY

GiantStone: I'm Stone Nayoung for a reason

Oppadeul: I don't get it

GiantStone ;)

Oppadeul: Yikes

GiantStone: What brings you here in the middle of the night

ChooChooTarin: Looking for Jeon Somi

Oppadeul: Watching our Japanese line

Peaches: Looking for more peaches

NoJamForEternity: ^ More like looking for buddy

ShibaInu: I.O.I fangirl mode on

ShibaInu: AND FOR IM NAYOUNG ^^

Squirtle: I have no idea why I'm here

Minaring: I want to meet my cute counterpart

AnnoyingDubu: I'm declaring my cuteness here

Chewy-ingGum: Same as Jihyo unnie

Chewy-ingGum: We want Jeon Somi back

Ahjesshi: What's your reason then?

ChooChooTrain: Well she's part of our company

ChooChooTrain: And it's our right to get her back anytime

HamChung: Do you think it's easy to us to just give Somi to Twice?

HamChung: Nah you're wrong

Squirtle: How about a high note battle

SuperstarYoo: Yu Yeunjung come out

Swagyeuuun: Twice who?

Minaring: Guys let me punch this disrepecful kid

Swagyeuuun: Seriously who are you guys

PinkeuIsLifeu: OHHHHHHHHH GO GURL

Chewy-ingGum: YOU DONT KNOW OUR FAMOUS AND LEGENDARY GROUP NAMED TWICE

Chewy-ingGum: THAT CAN BEAT ALL GIRL GROUPS OUT THERE

Chewy-ingGum: WITH OUR INFINITE CUTENESS

Swagyeuuun: No

Swagyeuuun: Talk to my hand

GiantStone: That's my child

Squirtle: Such a irresponsible leader when you tolerate your child to her wrong doings

Ahjesshi: Excuse me my dear elderly woman

Ahjesshi: Atleast I CAN hit high note while eating my breakfast

Ahjesshi: How about you?

SuperstarYoo: This is going to be fun

ChooChooTrain: Stop with talking nonsense let's start

Swagyeuuun: Well if you guys insists

Swagyeuuun: URINEUN KKUMEUL KKUNEUN SONYEODEUL

AnnoyingDubu: Wow that's strong!

ShibaInu: which side are you? -_-

AnnoyingDubu: But I'm saying the truth

ChooChooTrain: Okay I give up

Squirtle: Hell no

Squirtle: I can beat Kim Sejeong

Ahjesshi:  NEOWA NA KKUMEUL NANEUN I SUNGAN

Squirtle: Uhhhh

Chaeyeon-ie: HAH, you lose 

Chaeyeon-ie: One point for I.O.I

Peaches: Aish what a shame /face palm/

Peaches: Let's have a dance battle then!

HamChung: My dear Hirai Momo

HamChung: When it comes to dance you're not going to win against me ;)

Peaches: Well let's see Kim Chungha ;)

Ahjesshi: WITH ME

GiantStone: I fcking knew it

Swagyeuuun: This will be so nasty 

Swagyeuuun: But for Jeon Somi sake you need to sacrifice unnie

HamChung: Well it's okay for me

GiantStone: I let this happen for Jeon Somi

GiantStone: FOR THIS DAY ONLY

Swagyeuuun: My Nayoung

Swagyeuuun: What did I said about swearing?

GiantStone: Are you mocking this stone kid?

Swagyeuuun: HEHEHE

Swagyeuuun: Saranghaeyo <3

Peaches: HOW CAN I DANCE TO SEJEONG'S LAP WHEN SHE'S NOT IN OUR DORM

Squirtle: Woah chill

Oppadeul: No one can stop Momo when her raging hormones are not satisfied

Oppadeul: And she throws all furnitures in this dorm like she's incredible hulk

AnnoyingDubu: Incredible hulk japanese version

Peaches: IT'S FCKING UNFAIR

Peaches: COME ON MINA LETS DANCE

Minaring: Tasukete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oppadeul: Don't dare to stop them Dahyun

AnnoyingDubu: WHY

Ahjesshi: That's what you called strategy with style ;)

Chaeyeon-ie: 2 points for I.O.I

Chaeyeon-ie: Come on Twice I thought your competitive

Chaeyeon-ie: Such a disappointment

Oppadeul: I don't care if your beautiful

Oppadeul: I can't disagree

Oppadeul: MY BLOOD BOILS RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

Chaeyeon-ie: Are you serious

Oppadeul: YES AM I FREAKING PISSED OFF BECAUSE OF YOUR EXISTENCE

ShibaInu: I'm warning you unnie

ShibaInu: There's a demonic creature inside Chaeyeon's body

Minaring: answer us honestly which side are you

ShibaInu: I'm just giving you a warning

ChooChooTrain: I think we will win this one

ChooChooTrain: Our Jeongyeon can handle it

ChooChooTrain: Chaeyeon is only a demon?

ChooChooTrain: Sorry not sorry, Jeongyeon is a satan

ChooChooTrain: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Peaches: She's laughing like a psychopath

 

MaknaeOnTop is online...

 

MaknaeOnTop: Please can someone stop Chaeyeon unnie and Jungjung interaction

ChooChooTrain: Oh it's our maknae Jeon Somi

MaknaeOnTop: Pardon me on this Nayoung unnie

MaknaeOnTop: WHAT A PIECE OF DOING HERE

MaknaeOnTop: DON'T CALL E YOUR MAKNAE, I'M ONLY I.O.I'S MAKNAE

ChooChooTrain: Do you see that Im Nayoung

ChooChooTrain: That's how you raised your minor members?

GiantStone: Shut up Thomas

ChooChooTrain: STOP LAUGHING ES

Squirtle: Sorry I can't take it anymore xD

MaknaeOnTop: IF YOUR INTENTION IS TO GET ME AS A TWICE MEMBER

MaknaeOnTop: IT'S A BIG NO

MaknaeOnTop: YOU WAN'T ME TO SLAP IT YOUR FACES

ShibaInu: Oh come on Somi-ya I know you want to be with us at the first place

Minaring: Yeah, and we give you a freedom that your heartless leader can't give to you

MaknaeOnTop: WILL YOU STOP MAKING ME AS YOUR TOY

PinkeuIsLifeu: What do you mean?

MaknaeOnTop: ONE TIME THEY MADE ME AS SLAVE

MaknaeOnTop: Nayoung unnie I swear that I will be the kindest maknae in the world

MaknaeOnTop: Just don't give my soul to that human beings

Swagyeuuun: Ohmyghaaaad

Swagyeuuun: I'm having a mental breakdown rn

Minakuuun: Don't worry we we're going to protect you

Ahjesshi: I know that I'm the greatest ert here

Ahjesshi: JUST DON'T DARE TO TOUCH OUR PRECIOUS MAKNAE I'M GOING TO SMACK YA'LL HARD

HamChung: Still a mathafacka -_-

AllHailPenguin: Sorry guys

SuperstarYoo: What happened to you?

AllHailPenguin: I tell a joke to Chaeyeon unnie about his sword Jungjung

AllHailPenguin: And now she's heading to Twice dorm with Euiwoong and Justin

Minakuuun: It's Yuehua trainees right?

AllHailPenguin: No. It's her machine gun and grenade name

Ahjesshi: Goodbye Twice

NoJamForEternity: HOW DID SHE KNOW OUR LOCATION

JunJiHyun: When Chaeyeon unnie turns into a demon she knows everything

PinkeuIsLifeu: Seeya in afterlife losers

ChooChooTrain: JEONGYEON DO SOMETHING

Oppadeul: I can handle this

Chewy-ingGum: Before we leave this world

Chewy-ingGum: What's a doggy style @MaknaeOnTop

MaknaeOnTop: Why do you ask me that ty question?

Chewy-ingGum: Jeongyeon unnie said that you know everything

MaknaeOnTop: Shut up

NoJamForEternity: We're really sorry for what we did to Somi and to I.O.I

AnnoyingGum: Just let us live happily ever after ToT

Squirtle: I'm going to give our Japanese line exchange to Jeon Somi

ShibaInu: u

Minaring: We're dying and you still want to give us away like a toy?!

Peaches: Chaeyeon please kill Nayeon first

Minakuuun: Are we going to stop Chaeyeon unnie?

GiantStone: Nah just don't

GiantStone: They deserve to feel her wrath anyway

Swagyeuuun: Okay what's that loud sound?

Ahjesshi: That's the sound of explosion fromTwice dorm

PinkeuIsLifeu: And the sound of my broken heart

 

Ahjesshi is offline...

SuperstarYoo is offline...

HamChung is offline...

Minakuuun is offline...

Swagyeuuun is offline...

 

PinkeuIsLifeu: Okay now what

AllHailPenguin: Such a shame to this group

GiantStone: I don't get it why we have a goddess Chinese member but a totally an idiot

GiantStone: Still, I love u

 

AllHailPenguin is offline...

GiantStone is offline...

 

JungJung: Cheer up noona!

PinkeuIsLifeu: Oh so your Jungjung right? Chaeyeon unnie's sword?

JungJung: No I'm a real Jungjung 

JungJung: A human one

PinkeuIsLifeu: I see

PinkeuIsLifeu: Can we meet right now?

JungJung: Okay call ^^

 

JungJung is offline...

PinkeuIsLifeu is offline...

 

JunJiHyun: e ugh

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A/N Sorry for late late late update. I hope you like this one. @PrettyChiisy thanks for your wonderful idea <3

I have a special announcement to all of you ^^

The next chapter will be an Q/A type! You can ask I.O.I members plus our pretty Produce 101 season 1 trainees!  /lowkey laugh/

So this will be a format: Just put hashtag with full name of I.O.I or Pd101 girls (ex. #KimSohye , #KimNayoung) and with your questions of course

One question for one girl only. You can ask all 101 trainees if you want lol, the more the merrier! xD I'll be waiting for your questions~

 

And last, I published my new chatroom (A special one hihi) entitled "Hello, counterparts! (I.O.I and Wanna One chatroom)

Check it out and leave a comment juseyoooo~ :D

That's it for now :)