[Dragon's Lair]

Everyone is online...

MaknaeOnTop: /pointing at Yeunjung/

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER UP BABY~

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER UP BABY~

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER UP A LITTLE MORE~

Swagyeuun: What did you say?

MaknaeOnTop: I'm cheering you up!

Swagyeuun: You call me by name only?

Swagyeuun: WHERE'S YOUR RESPECT FETUS?!

MaknaeOnTop: Oh hehehe

MaknaeOnTop: Mianhae UNNIE :>

MaknaeOnTop: But still

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER ME CHEER ME CHEER ME CHEER ME UP~!

SuperstarYoo: Can someone stop Somi from chanting some ?

MaknaeOnTop: You know what midget

MaknaeOnTop: I'm just cheering Yeunjung UNNIE up

MaknaeOnTop: Because I know how it hurts to reject your love to someone

PinkeuIsLifeu: ...

Chaeyeon-ie: ^ Headshot

MaknaeOnTop: Now go away and have some height-finding

SuperstarYoo: I'M OLDER THAN YOU

MaknaeOnTop: I'M TALLER THAN YOU

SuperstarYoo: Okay you won this time

Minakuuun: What's with the capslock thing

MaknaeOnTop: That's how you express in high level on something Mina unnie

MaknaeOnTop: Like "I LOVE PIZZA THAN SOHYE UNNIE" or something

AllHailPenguin: Somi-ya! :c

AllHailPenguin: Enough with this

AllHailPenguin: Let's sing to Yeunjung!

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER UP BABY~

MaknaeOnTop: CHEER UP BABY~

JunJiHyun: CHEER UP A LITLLE MORE~

SupertarYoo:A GIRL CAN'T GIVE HER HEART AWAY SO EASILY~

AllHailPenguin: THAT'S HOW YOU'LL GET TO LIKE ME EVEN MORE~

Swagyeuuun: You like me Sohye?!

AllHailPenguin: Hell no!

AllHailPenguin: It's in the lyrics tho

Swagyeuuun: Just tell me why~

Swagyeuuun: You only want to walk on flower paths~

Swagyeuuun: Tell me why~

Swagyeuuun: This girl only wants to be loved~

Swagyeuuun: TELL ME WHY~

Swagyeuuun: ToT

Swagyeuuun: /stabbing myself with a straw/

Minakuuun: Awww, don't be sad Yeunjung-ah :(

JunJiHyun: Hey, that's your line in "I Wish" right?

Swagyeuuun: Yeaaaaah :(

JunJiHyun: Aju nice :D

Minakuuun: I'm like TT~ Just like TT~

AllHailPenguin: Ireon nae mam moreugo

MaknaeOnTop: NEOMUHAE!~ NEOMUHAE!~

HamChung: I think it's better to sing it in English

HamChung: You don't know how I feel

HamChung: You're so mean!~ You're so mean!~

HamChung: Okay. why I'm singing this song .___.

Chaeyeon-ie: That "You're so mean" line refers to you Sejeong

Ahjesshi: What did I do this time?

Ahjesshi: You don't satisfied to our steamy session last night?

GiantStone: KIM F******G SEJEONG

GiantStone: YOU PROMISE ME M*************R

GiantStone: YOU WANT TO SLEEP OUTSIDE AGAIN?

Ahjesshi: Chill my stoney~ chu~ 

Chaeyeon-ie: Watch your language Nayoung unnie

GiantStone: That's why I'm putting * in my curses to Sejeong

GiantStone: WE'LL TALK LATER YOU RASCAL

Swagyeuuun: Promises are meant to be broken

Swagyeuun: It's all messy

Swagyeuuun: My hair

Swagyeuuun: My bed

Swagyeuuun: The words

Swagyeuuun: My heart 3

Swagyeuuun: ToT

AllHailPenguin: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, our next song is dedicated to my fellow member, Yu Yeunjung, who suffer from heartbreak, this song is fit to her emotions right now, enjoy!~

SuperstarYoo: I may seem like a glass bead~

JunJiHyun: But I won't break that easily~

Minakuuun: I love you, only you, it won't change~

MaknaeOnTop: I'll shine on you forever~~~

Swagyeuuun: ToT

Ahjesshi: What's with the maknae line huh?

Ahjesshi: You need some singing lesson to God Sejeong seriously

Swagyeuuun: What did you say again unnie?

Ahjesshi: You're singing is horrible!

Swagyeuuun: FIGHT

Swagyeuuun: ME

Swagyeuuun: RESIDENT

Swagyeuuun: AHJUSSHI

Minakuuun: She's easily triggered these days :(

AllHailPenguin: That high note battle between Hyperactive Dragon versus Ahjusshi is awesome!

GiantStone: Can someone explain everything to me

GiantStone: I know it's about Yeunjung, just tell me EVERYTHING

PinkeuIsLifeu: I'm scared when Nayoung unnie is on capslock

PinkeuIsLifeu: Please don't be mad at me :o

HamChung: Calm down pick maniac

AllHailPenguin: She's inlove to Eunchae unnie

Chaeyeon-ie: Hold on

Chaeyeon-ie: Is that my Kwon Chaewon who loves sandwiches than her life?

SuperstarYoo: Exactly 

Chaeyeon-ie: How?

JunJiHyun: What's with the use of technology duh

Chaeyeon-ie: You're a dead meat later KIM DOYEON

PinkeuIsLifeu: See that capslock Doyeon-sshi?

PinkeuIsLifeu: Run for your petty life

Chaeyeon-ie: I'm serious here

Chaeyeon-ie: Why mah Eunchae is involved

Chaeyeon-ie: Like she's innocent to experience this

MaknaeOnTop: Not so innocent Chaeyeon unnie /smirks/

Chaeyeon-ie: YU YEUNJUNG

Swagyeuuun: Whaaaaaaaat

Chaeyeon-ie: Don't whaaaaaaat me, brat

Chaeyeon-ie: Let me straight to the point 

Chaeyeon-ie: Do you really love mah Eunchae?

Swagyeuuun: Yes....

Swagyeuuun: But I got rejected ToT

JunJiHyun: Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb~

SuperstarYoo: Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb~

Minakuuun: I thought were going to cheer Yeunjung -_-

AllHailPenguin: YA! You're not helping geez!

JunJiHyun: What? She's a big time dumb and that's the reality

Minakuuun: And you know what Doyeon

Minakuuun: You're life will be ended in 1 hour

Minakuuun: That's the reality

JunJiHyun: Om.... 

MaknaeOnTop: Welcome to savageness club, Mina unnie! :D

PinkeuIsLifeu: Ohhhhh, I love the chatroom's name <3 <3 <3 

PinkeuIsLifeu: But

PinkeuIsLifeu: I'm an ostrich

HamChung: Nah. You're a dragon too, but looks like an ostrich

MaknaeOnTop: But hey you can gimme that hearts unnie....

JunJiHyun: Such a ing stone Zhou

PinkeuIsLifeu: ...

AllHailPenguin: Yeunjung's crying like a weep again

AllHailPenguin: Let's sing!

Chaeyeon-ie: I remember that forbidden scene in pd101

Chaeyeon-ie: When you ruined DIA's debut song with a confidence

Chaeyeon-ie: And with a horrible voice and dance

Chaeyeon-ie: Honestly, I wanted to slit your neck with my beautiful fingernail but naaaaah

Chaeyeon-ie: I need to maintain my angelic face

SuperstarYoo: That scene was epic lmao

PinkeuIsLifeu: Oneureun waenji jami anayo

PinkeuIsLifeu: Jibe gagi shireoyo~ ireohke isseumyeon~

AllHailPenguin: /screams in penguin language/

AllHailPenguin: Oneureun waenji gwaenchaneun nal ieyo~~

AllHailPenguin: Nae gyeote hangsang issejul baro neo neo neo~~~~~ (   ^0^)

Chaeyeon-ie: KIM SOHYE!!!!!!!!!

Chaeyeon-ie: /screams in demonic language/

Chaeyeon-ie is offline...

Minakuuun: RUN PENGUIN RUN

AllHailPenguin: Gotta blast! 

AllHailPenguin is offline...

Swagyeuuun: Can someone pick the dead penguin on the floor?

MaknaeOnTop: Can someone pick my broken heart on the floor too?

HamChung: Awwww :(

JunJiHyun: Wow

JinJiHyun: Welcome to es club Somi ya

MaknaeOnTop: Atleast I know how to fall inlove

MaknaeOnTop: Unlike you

MaknaeOnTop: Loser

SuperstarYoo: Don't hurt my bamboo stick!

PinkeuIsLifeu: She's a metal bamboo stick that don't feel anything

PinekeuIsLifeu: Worse than Stone Nayoung

MaknaeOnTop: Can you pick me up Kyulkyung unnie?

Swagyeuuun: /clears throat/

Swagyeuuun: /lighting a spotlight/

Swagyeuuun: /breathe in/

Swagyeuuun: URINEUN KKUMEUL KKUNEUN SONYEODEUL

Swagyeuuun: NEOWA NA KKUMEUL NANEUL I SUNGAN

Ahjesshi: DALKOMHAN NEOREUL HYANGHAN SHINING LIGHT NEOMANUI NAL

GiantStone: HEY BABY SHOW YOU MY PARADISE 

Ahjesshi: Come on unnie, this is my spotlight

GiantStone: IT'S 3AM IN THE F*****NG MORNING

GiantStone: PLEASE LET OUR NEIGHBORS TO SLEEP IN PEACE

Ahjesshi: Then why are you batting in our fight huh

GiantStone: BECAUSE THAT'S MY LINE YOU F***KER

GiantStone: AND NO ONE CAN SING THAT FAMOUS LINE EXCEPT ME

Minakuuun: NAYOUNG UNNIE STOP YELLING IN CHAT

MaknaeOnTop: Lmao Mina unnie, how to yell in chatroom tho

HamChung: /clears throat/

HamChung: /lighting a spotlight/

HamChung: /breathe in/

Minakuuun: Shut it yeoreobun

Minakuuun: Chungha unnie is going to sing

HamChung: Aniyo, I'm looking for my goguma sticks under my bed 

SuperstarYoo: Rofl

JunJiHyun: What's that

SuperstarYoo: I swallowed my bublegum aaaack

PinkeuIsLifeu: Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb~

SuperstarYoo: Stop with that DUMB thing ostrich

SuperstarYoo: Do you see that I'm dying now?

PinkeuIsLifeu: Go to hell then

Minakuuun: Juseyo dalkomhan geu mat ice cream cake~

Ahjesshi: Aigoo.... you want some ice cream cake Mina-ya?

Minakuuun: Euuuuung! ^0^

Ahjesshi: It's so tasty~

Ahjesshi: Come and chase meeeeeeeeee~

Minakuuun: You're such a fool unnie :(

Ahjesshi: Saranghaeyo chuuuu~ :*

Minakuuun: To our beautiful and great leader named Lim Nayoung

Minakuuun: Juseyo dalkomhan geu mat ice cream cake~

GiantStone: Okay okay, please stop now

GiantStone: I can't handle your cuteness anymore

HamChung: Era moreugetda

JunJiHyun: I love ya'll

HamChung: Era moreugetda

JunJiHyun: I love ya'll

JunJiHyun: Wow unnie, you're a Big Bang trash too?

HamChung: More like Kwon Jiyong trash <3

HamChung: Era moreugetda~

JunJiHyun: I love ya'll~

HamChung: Girl I wanna get down~~~

Ahjesshi: As you wish, my majesty

PinkeuIsLife: We're having a live in the couch

Minakuuun: And it's fascinating

MaknaeOnTop: My ghaaaaaaaaaaad my innocent eyes

GiantStone: I HAVE A HARD QUESTION HERE

GiantStone: AND IF YOU ANSWERED IT, THEN YOU'LL BE GIVEN A FREEDOM FOR 1 DAY

GiantStone: BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO ANSWER

Chayeon-ie is online

AllHailPenguin is online...

Chaeyeon: I want some freedom to these dragons

AllHailPenguin: I want some freedom to Chayeon unnie's wrath

Minakuuun: Stop yelling Nayoung unnie

GiantStone: I'M NOT YELLING MINA

GiantStone: CAPSLOCK BUTTON SI BROKEN

GiantStone: HERE'S THE QUESTION

GiantStone: HOW MANY "NEOMU" IN VERY VERY VERY?

Ahjesshi: Woah woah let me think first

Swagyeuuun: 50!

GiantStone: WRONG

Minakuuun: 61?

GiantStone: WRONG AGAIN

PinkeuIsLifeu: 1

PinkeuIsLifeu: GIMME MAH FREEDOM

SuperstarYoo: Babo! It's 20!

GiantStone: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG KIDDOS

JunJiHyun: 100

Chaeyeon-ie: It's hard to sing with 100 neomus....

JunJiHyun: It's possible!

JunJiHyun: What's your answer unnie?

Chaeyeon-ie: 101

Chaeyeon-ie: Well it's more possible to sing 101 neomu

Cheyeon-ie: Then I'm going to invite all pd101 trainees

JunJiHyun: ....

JunJiHyun: I'm so done /sigh/

GiantStone: WROOOOONG

Ahjesshi: Aha! 70!

GiantStone: ....

GiantStone: SO CLOSE

Ahjesshi: Damn!!!! ><

 AllHailPenguin: 75!

GiantStone: NAAAAAAAH

MaknaeOnTop: 1000

HamChung: Congratulations. You're an immortal now

HamChung: 80?

GiantStone: YOU'RE ALL WRONG

GiantStone: SAY BYE TO FREEDOM

AllHailPenguin:Uwaaaaaa ToT

AllHailPenguin: Feeling better now Yeunjung?

Swagyeuuun: A little bit

Swagyeuuun: Let me finish my mini concert

Swagyeuuun: PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP~~~~

MaknaeOnTop: Rest in peace to our eardrums

SuperstarYoo: Sometimes I wan't to be a Blackpink member

SuperstarYoo: Because I'm swag too

Swagyeuuun: /coughs hard/

SuperstarYoo: Just continue your goddamn concert cider queen

HamChung: Uri sarangeun buljangnan~

Chaeyeon-ie: Oh oh oh oh

SuperstarYoo: My love is on fire~~

PinkeuIsLifeu: Now burn baby burn!~

Minakuuun: Buljangnan~~~~

MaknaeOnTop: OUR DORM IS ON FIRE!

SuperstarYoo: How dare you to ruined my favorite song!

MaknaeOnTop: OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE I SWEAR

GiantStone: WHO DID THIS?!?!

Minakuuun: JUST TALK TO OUR MIDGET MEMBER UNNIE

Minakuuun: SHE'S SINGING PLAYING WITH FIRE WHILE COOKING A PANCAKE

SuperstarYoo: LET ME EXPLAIN

SuperstarYoo: I'M GOING TO PUT THE BUTTER IN FRYING PAN

SuperstarYoo: IT TURNS OUT THAT BUTTER IS A FCKING STONE

GiantStone: EXCUSE YOU MIDGET, STOP CURSING MY RELATIVES

JunJiHyun: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT

JunJiHyun: YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE OF BUTTER AND STONE?!

SuperstarYoo: OF COURSE I KNOW!

SuperstarYoo: THAT STONE IS YELLOW SO I THOUGHT IT'S A GODDAMN BUTTER

MaknaeOnTop: I PAINTED THAT STONE 

MaknaeOnTop: SO THAT'S WHY THAT STONE IS MISSING

Ahjesshi: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT STONE?

MaknaeOnTop: TO DISPLAY IT TO MY BEDROOM

Minakuuun: I'M SCARED RIGHT NOW

AllHailPenguin: WHYYYY

Minakuuun: THEY'RE ALL USING CAPSLOCK

AllHailPenguin: IT'S OKAY. WE'RE ALL USING IT ^^

CHAEYEON-IE: I'M GOING TO BRING YOU ALL IN HELL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME TO STOP THIS FIRE

CHAEYEON-IE: I SWEAR TO THAT FCKING YELLOW STONE THAT YOUR SOULS ARE GOING TO GATES OF HELL

GianStone: MY PRECIOUS STONE ARE INNOCENT YOU DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PinkeuIsLifeu: Chaeyeon unnie's nickname is on rage too hehe

Ahjesshi: We're in gates of hell tho, literally

Minakuuun: BULTAOREUNE

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

/that's the sound of explosion of their dorm/

/also the sound of Yeunjung and Somi's heart/

/tbh, that's the real sound of Chaeyeon's scream/

A/N I hope you enjoy this nonsense chapter lmao. Thanks for reading! Leave a comment!

So what's the correct answer to Nayoung's question? XD 

I'll give some potato if you answer it correctly /smirks/