"Those legs are mine!!!"

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"Oh god! It's already midnight, I am so late!" Taemin whispered to himself


The whole apartment was dark and Minho was steadily lying on the bed so Taemin assumed he was already asleep. 

Taemin tiptoed his way out of the bedroom and headed towards the living room.
He was about to open the main door and was ready to run away when a cold voice made him freeze.

"Lee Taemin, where are you going?"

He jumped just by hearing the oh-so-scary voice.

. 
Run Taemin, save your and ruuuuuuun! 

"Don't even think about running away kid, that won't work" The cold voice continued

DOUBLE .
Jump out of the window Taemin! Jump your way out!

"My windows are sturdy, they are bullet proof. Forget about jumping your way out, it won't happen" The cold voice added

THREE TIMES THE !!!

IS HE A MIND READER OR WHAT?
Gawd he's freakin me out! >_____>

Taemin sighed in defeat. He stared at the floor, feeling hopeless.

Minho clapped three times...and suddenly there was light all over the place.

Psh! He's using clappers, What a lazy T^T

"Where are you going?" Minho repeated himself, this time in a demanding tone. Like he was looking for immediate answer.

"To my workplace" Taemin grinned as he held the door knob
"What workplace?" He gave Taemin a you're-not-going-anywhere look.

"Workplace! You know the place where I work, workplace" Taemin twisted the doorknob and opened the door slowly, still with a grin plastered on his face.

"What do you mean? You are already here.. you work for me, right? Where else would you go?" 
"I have another job, and I am expected there at this hour" Taemin explained

Minho gave him a suspicious look

"What kind of job?" Minho crossed his arms obviously not convinced with Taemin's words

"It's none of your business" Taemin rolled his eyes.

SHISUS! I AM SO LATE AND THIS WEIRDO IN FRONT OF ME IS SO NOT HELPING! T^T

"You are my business! Is your brain that small? You can't even remember who owns you now?" Minho stated facts, reminding Taemin of his position

"Can we save this for later? I'm already late, you can scold me soon as I get home. For now I really need to leave" Taemin scratched his head, quite irritated.

"Fine.I'll give you a ride then" Minho offered
"RIDE! WHAT!? WHERE?" Taemin was shocked 

"To your workplace. You know,the place where you work, workplace" Minho smirked, giving Taemin a taste of his own medicine by using his own lines to insult him.

"NO! YOU CAN'T! I mean outsiders are not allowed there, only employees" Taemin panicked, it was very obvious he was hiding something.


"How can I be so sure you'd come back to me? You look like the type who runs away when he's scared"
"I am not scared of you, I will not run away and I mean it" Taemin voice was firm and serious. 

He stared directly at Minho's eyes showing off again a different kind of bravery.

"Okay, I'll keep your words...but If you come home late...I'll punish you" Minho's erted smirk appeared again

"What kind of punishment?"Taemin almost stuttered, he suddenly felt nervous upon hearing the word 'punishment'

"The kind which will make you moan" 

O-O''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
Somebody save me from this y  addict!

"ERT!!"
"You're blushing again, babe" Minho teased
"AAAH! Shut up! I h-have t-t-o go now!" Taemin rushed his way out 
"YAH! What about my goodbye kiss?"
"KISS YOUR , BABE!" Taemin waved at him, bidding him goodbye as he ran off the hallway.

DANG! WHAT A UALLY FRUSTRATED MAN HE IS. >____>
I should really keep a knife under my pillow when I sleep. 

and with that thought in mind, Taemin flew off.

When Taemin was nowhere in sight, Minho got his blackberry and called Paul, one of his most trusted man.

"Call the others and follow him. Make sure to keep a low profile" He ordered
"Yes boss Choi, we're on it" Paul answered with no hesitation

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"Taemin what the hell took you so long? You lost 3 customers already!" Onew, the bartender of the club almost yelled.

Onew has always been strict to Taemin in all matters. 
Most of the time, he acts as Taemin's hyung, guiding and saving him from dangerous situations. 
He was like Taemin's guardian angel in disguise.

Taemin would've never survived this kind of life without the help Onew and his 'condition'.

"How many are left?" Taemin asked

"You have two customers waiting for you. See that old man in green, the one with a tower on his table, that one....and the other one is the man in red, the one with long hair, there, you see? That's it. Goodluck Taemin, don't forget to call me when you need me" Onew introduced Taemin to his 'customers'

"EW, the old man looks--ugh." Taemin shook his head in disgust
"Don't worry, you have back up. Just do your thing and make sure they pay you...a lot" Onew chuckled

Taemin laughed along.
"Here drink this for some courage...and by the way I have prepared your clothes in your locker, quickly dress up after drinking this" Onew handed Taemin some liquor.

"You're the best hyung, I'll go now, thanks for this" Taemin smiled, tapping Onew's shoulder as a sign of gratefulness

"W-w-ait Minnie! You have your pepper spray right?"
"Yes, I got it here" Taemin assured

" Good! Goodluck" Onew smiled back looking a bit worried about his dongsaeng

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"WHAT??" A loud angry voice echoed all over the place.

"Yes boss, Taemin entered the boom boom club. We saw him talking to the bartender and then he went somewhere near the restroom. I asked some people and it was confirmed. He works as a waiter in that club" Paul explained clearly

"DID YOU SEE OTHER MEN HITTING ON HIM?" 
"No boss, I only saw him talking to the bartender"

"How does Taemin look like?..." Minho was getting curious
"IS HE HOT?" and yes Minho got too curious in a erted way.

"Uhhh boss? I believe I am not in the right position to answer that question" Paul answered

"Pssh whatever, just give me his exact location and tell the others, they can leave now...including you" Minho commanded in a much more composed voice

"Got it boss, but wait..."
"What is it?" Minho cut him off

"I would just like to inform you that two of our men were attacked by a small gang in the south. They have our men and the gang leader wants to see you, boss" Paul stated the news which made Minho's blood thirst for war

"Those stupid wannabes, I'll make sure to erase them on earth before morning comes. Paul, call Jake, both of you prepare my car, I only need the two of you for company. Let's meet at the boom boom club in ten minutes" The leader ordered, and he was dead serious.

"Let's go break some bones" Minho continued
"Got it, boss" Paul sounded confident. Like he was sure they would win the upcoming war.

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Taemin was wearing a short shorts, exposing his long flawless, milky white legs.
Along with it was a plain red tee and a devil headband which added to the 'naughty' theme.

With all his courage, he approached the grumpy old man in green who looked like he was already drunk.

"Have you been waiting long mister?" Taemin smiled sweetly
"No it's okay, come here" The old man's face brightened up upon seeing Taemin.

He then ordered Taemin to sit beside him.
As much as Taemin would want to complain and just run away, he can't...because obviously it was his job and he has to live through everything that comes with it.

"Are you free tonight? You're such a beauty, here drink this" The old man offered him a drink
"I'm not thirsty sir, thanks but I'm fine" Taemin rejected, he was taught by Onew not to drink with the people he's sitting with.
 
"You're such a tease, you know that? Can I have you tonight?" The old man tried to hold his waist but Taemin was able to shove his hand away.

GOD DAMN IT! You look like my freakin grandfather and you expect me too sleep with you? :o It's like making out with my grandfather which is totally... gross! >________>

"I believe you're already drunk sir, I think It's best if you go home. We can call a taxi for you" Taemin slowly distanced himself from the drunk man, avoiding contact from him.

The old man was about to touch Taemin's inner thigh when a random stranger punched him, pinning the old man to the wall.

"YAH! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY TAEMIN! THOSE LEGS ARE MINE!" A familiar annoying voice was heard, saving Taemin from physical harassment.

Yes it was none other than, Choi Minho. 
His savior/boss/lover came to the rescue.
 
He was saving the day in a erted way. T.T

Taemin shivered upon hearing Minho's voice. Stupidity dominated him as he crawled under the table, hoping he could save his face and hide his identity.

OHMYGODSUN WHY IS HE HERE? >___>

"YAH LEE TAEMIN! What are you doing?" Minho shouted

" *coughs* I am not Lee Taemin, sir. I'm Lee..Taewon *coughs* " Taemin changed his voice, sounding more like a chipmunk which is not helping at all.

THIS IS SO EPIC FAIL! >___>

"STOP PLAYING TAEMIN, YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!" Minho sounded more angry, if that's even possible.
He pulled Taemin who came out from hiding under the table as soon as he felt Minho's hands grab him.

"Oh hi boss Choi! What brings you here?" Taemin greeted him casually, like they were at the park, or at the mall.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE????" Minho blurted out, fuming in anger, his face was set to kill. 


He would've killed the old man who was near to molesting Taemin, but then he thought of the consequences.
He wouldn't want to scare him off so he tried his very best not to do something immoral.


"Uhh I was with my...GRANDPA! The one you punched, that's my grand--pa" Taemin croaked,
"Forget about lying Taemin, I'm not buying it."

This erted weirdo is undeniably a mind reader, I should make money out of him sometimes. >__>

"Are you okay? Did he hurt you?" Minho checked Taemin from head to toe, making Taemin feel awkward.
He was like stripping him using his eyes.

"AND WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES ARE YOU WEARING? I KNOW YOU'RE HOT BABE, BUT YOUR BODY IS FOR MY EYES ONLY" 
Minho removed his jacket wrapping it around Taemin's waist so as to cover his bare legs.

"So you're saying I should tell people to close their eyes while talking to me so they won't see my body?? GOOD IDEA BOSS! AND FYI, I AM BEING SARCASTIC!" Taemin rolled his eyes

"You are being sarcastic...and hot.." Minho gave Taemin his infamous erted smirk

UGH! DEAR FLOOR, PLEASE EAT ME...NOW! T___T

"You're such a ert!" He shoved Minho out of his way and headed for the liquor counter.

Onew widened his eyes like he was trying to analyze what was happening

"Onew, give me my next customer, quick" Taemin pleaded

"Uhhh someone payed for you the whole night. Shisus, this man must be really lonely" Onew answered in hesitation, he was looking at Minho nervously.

"Who is it?" Taemin asked impatiently

"Someone named Choi Minho, he bought the whole VIP room for tonight"

CHOI MINHO? >____<
THAT... THAT ERTED TRYING HARD GAY VAMPIRE!!!

"Oh no! Looks like you'll be with me the whole night.." Minho appeared behind him, holding his waist firmly

"HA HA HA WHO TOLD YOU THAT? For your information, I have the right to reject customers"

"Uhhh Taemin, actually you don't. Our manager changed that rule right? Last week? He told us we don't have that power anymore, you forgot already?" Onew whispered, but it was still loud enough for Minho to hear.

Taemin bowed down, feeling humiliated.

SCREW YOU MEMORY GAP! SCREW YOU FOREVER! >___<


"HA HA HA! Why reject me when you actually like me" Minho boasted
"YEAH, I LIKE YOU! Your stupid smile, your bird's nest hair I like it... and you know what I like most?" Taemin looked like he was about to burst, sarcasm was still obvious in his tone

"What?" Minho smiled with confidence

"I LIKE TO PUT YOU IN A SACK, THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF AND MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER COME BACK! and since your brain is too slow, I'll make it simple... I LIKE TO KILL YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!" 

Taemin was turning red, he might transform into a monster in seconds.
UH-OH ONE ANGRY BEAST COMING UP! 

"Aaaaaaah! I get this. I get it! You're purposely annoying me so that you can kiss me... right? Gosh babe, all you have to do is ask, no need to shout" Minho chuckled arrogantly.

"I am not goofing around you stupid piece!" Taemin gave him a 'dead serious' face.
"YAH! YOU HOW DARE YOU--- YOU'RE ANNOYING ME ALREADY! ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE FOR A KISS?"

"WTH! YOU KISS LIKE A FISH!!" Taemin snapped

"AND YOU ARE INLOVE WITH THIS KISSING FISH, RIGHT?" Minho smiled as if he was certain about it

"YES!!" Taemin answered absent minded. He was too caught up with anger, he had no control with his words.

"YES?" Minho's smile got bigger, he was obviously liking Taemin's innocence that moment

"What? Wait-- NO!!" Taemin took his words back

"You already said yes you dumbo" Minho looked like he won something...or maybe he really did...

..maybe he won Taemin's heart.

"NO!" Taemin shouted

"YES!"
"NOOOOO!!"
"YES!"

"Yah! Kiss him already!"
"Go home and make out, you're in a ing club for crying out loud!"

Unknown voices was heard around the place. Taemin and Minho took a look around only to find people staring at them in complete annoyance.

They were the center of attraction.
Taemin turned his back on the crowd. He covered his face, feeling damn shy with what's happening.

Lord, take me now!! >____<

He was taking his time dealing with his shy when he felt his body being lifted from the floor.
Minho carried him out of the club, and to add more effect to it...

...he carried him bridal style.

Oh snaps! Am I flying? Wait! God, are you taking me now? >.<

"Let's go home babe! I want to make out with you until you faint in frenzy" Minho said, directing his words to the crowd who was still glaring at them

"WHA--" Taemin tried to scold Minho but he was cut off by the great boss

"You shut up or else I'll really make out with you when we get home"
Minho was up to threatening again

Is it just me or he really sounded y while saying that?

Taemin covered his mouth. 
He kept quiet as they entered the shiny black luxurious looking car parked in front of the club.

Upon entering he saw two of Minho's man in front both wearing shades.
They greeted Taemin with a nod.

Where is the fcuking sun people? T.T He wanted to say

"This Paul and Jake.They are my...uhm...trusted friends. Jake and I have to go somewhere so Paul will take you home tonight."
Minho introduced his friends in a manner which made Taemin nervous.

He was obviously hiding something from him and that fact made Taemin uncomfortable.

Living with a mysterious man is not a happy thing.
Living with a erted mysterious man is even more depressing.
Living with a erted mysterious man who kiss like a fish pawns all.

"When I get home, I expect you to be sleeping already. You can eat some food on the fridge, but not too much okay?"

Taemin was not responding

"Understood babe?"
Paul and Jake silently chuckled upon hearing the word babe.

"Yah! Speak! Answer me!"

"I got it" Taemin nodded

"Good."

"We're here boss" Paul announced while handing Minho a small black leather bag.

"Jake, let's go. Paul you take care of Taemin okay? I want him safe and sound" Minho ordered Paul. 

Although he was not trying to impress Taemin, his words sounded sweet to his ears.

"Wait! Where are you going?" Taemin stopped Minho from closing the door
"It'll be okay babe, I'll be back in no time, you won't even know I'm gone" Minho patted his head, letting his fingers run through his soft silky hair.

Minho closed the door and took off. They were both headed into the dark alley which made Taemin more nervous.

Why do I feel like I'm in an action movie? I feel something bad coming.

"Paul, where are they going?" Taemin took his chance hoping he would be lucky enough to get an answer from Minho's "trusted friend".
 
"Somewhere not healthy for you, boss" Paul simply answered, leaving Taemin hanging.

He wanted more from him, he wanted to know more about Minho's life.
He wanted to know what he really is.

"Not healthy? Why? Are they going to watch ? or take drugs? or go to a strip club?...or don't tell me they will turn into wolves and hunt down humans? O.O" Taemin was over thinking things, his ideas are childish

"It's something way more dangerous than all of that. It's best for you not to know about it, boss"


Pssh I'll figure it out sooner than you think.

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Taemin was walking in the hallway heading for their apartment door.
The whole place was unusually dark and quiet giving Taemin goosebumps.

Something is so not right :o

When he finally reached their door, he nearly fainted when he saw it slightly opened.
He stared at the door in stupor, not knowing what to do next.

Minho forgot to close it? :o 

He grabbed his phone out of his pocket and called Minho.

"Hello babe? Why are you calling?" Hearing Minho's voice gave him a different kind of feeling. 
He suddenly felt much braver and less afraid

"Uhh Minho. Did you leave your apartment door open?" Taemin whispered as he slowly opened the door

"No. Why would I do that? and why are you whispering?" Minho's voice was calm as ever but Taemin can still sense his worry

He suddenly froze upon hearing Minho say no.

"If you left it closed...why is it opened." Taemin opened the door completely.

He the lights only to see their apartment all messed up.
Broken glasses, scattered clothes, torn papers.
Everything was scruffy making Taemin drop his jaw in shock.

The sight was unbearable and creepy.

"What? Taemin where are you? Are you with someone?" Minho sounded more worried

"Our apartment...it's all m-messy, I am alone..and---aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" A man dressed in black was hiding at the back of the door. 
He grabbed Taemin aggressively from behind and all he can do was to shout.

"LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOO!"

He tried to escape from his grasp but it was useless.
The man in black was unbelievably strong, and Taemin was undeniably tired.

"TAEMIN? HELLO TAEMIN? ARE YOU THERE? FCUK! WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

Minho heard Taemin's phone drop on the floor and it was soon followed by his scream.

Minho's heart jumped.
Hearing Taemin shout like that was heartbreaking for him.
He was anxious, angry and worried all at the same time.
His eyes flared as if it was set to kill.

"MINHOOO! MINHOO! MIN---" The man covered his mouth to stop him from shouting
Soon another set of men dressed in black appeared.

They were ten and buff.
Taemin's heart pounded fast, he was hopeless.

This would be the end of everything, Lee Taemin.
Too bad I won't be able to bid Key goodbye before I die.
and shisus I was not hoping for this kind of death, I hope they would be merciful enough not to deform my face. 

I don't want to look like a freakin zombie inside a box.

"BABE? LEE TAEMIN? WHO ARE YOU? LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS YOU COWARDS! IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, LOOK FOR ME! DON'T FREAKIN HURT MY BABE!" Minho kept shouting on the other line, too bad Taemin wouldn't be able to hear his sweet words.

A man also dressed in black suddenly appeared.
His outfit and aura was different from the rest so Taemin guessed he was their leader.

"Oh hi Choi Minho, famous for being the best gang leader of the highly respected gang here in Korea, Why are you so worried? You wouldn't mind right? If I take a little time getting to know your little smexy kitten here" His voice was "villain" material, it was cold and intimidating

He stared at Taemin like he can eat him alive...in a bad way.

Gang leader? Choi Minho is a gang leader? THAT FREAKIN KISSING FISH IS A GANG LEADER? >_____> Dang what happened to gang leaders these days? >.<

"DON'T DARE TOUCH A STRAND OF HIS HAIR OR ELSE I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!!" Minho was furious. He was turning into a beast, a y beast.

"Why don't you talk to your babe and bid him goodbye?" The man changed the call into loudspeaker mode and placed it inches away from Taemin's mouth

"SPEAK!" He ordered Taemin

"Minho...I'm okay..don't go here. I'll be okay, don't even bother to come here, just don't be so stubborn and stupid" Taemin voice sounded weak, he was on the verge of crying and Minho sensed it.

"YOU BABO! YOU THINK I'LL DO THAT? YOU THINK I'LL SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING WHEN I KNOW I'M NEAR TO LOSING YOU? I'LL KILL THEM BABE, I'LL CRUSH THEM LIKE DIRT SO BE STRONG. I'LL FINISH THEM FOR YOU" 

How can he be so damn sweet at a time like this?
Why am I so touched when I know I'm near to losing my life?
Choi Minho why do you need to be so sweet before I die? :o

That was all Taemin needed to hear.
Knowing that someone actually cares for him and that someone would take a riskjust to save him made him happy.

It's odd to feel happy when you're actually dying but then Taemin couldn't help it.
If he were to die right now, at least he would die happy.

"You're so stupid, Choi" He mumbled to himself. His tears continuously falling from his eyes

"I'll break all the laws in this world if I have to, I won't let those stupid idiots hurt you, not when I'm still alive" Hearing him say those words made Taemin cry harder.

He sure knows how to make people feel good before they die.

YOU FCUKING SWEET TALKER. JUST SHUT UP AND SAVE MY PRETTY FACE!

As if Minho heard his thoughts, he answered back.