"I look like a potato."

"You look like a potato."

"You agree with me?"

"I agree with you."

"What the heck? You're supposed to say I look nothing like a potato."

"I don't lie."

"You lil piece of-

"Language, tsk. And Girl, you can't call me little I'm like twice your height. On the other hand, you're small and short. So 'little' describes you very well. And a potato."

"For your info I grew 4 centimeters last summer. See? See? I'm up to your nose. I ain't little no more. And, fine, I look like a potato. Tsk, I have no idea why I'm even friends with you."

"It's because you love me and you can't live without me."

In reality, I'm the one who loves you. And I can't live a day without you.