TrollieChen invite BaoziX, StoneHun, Satansoo, UniLayCorn, Baekkie, TalentedYeol, DearLuLu, KrisGalaxy, GucciZT, DancingMonster, and AngelicSuho to a group chat.

TrollieChen: Hello peseants!!

Baekkie: And this is the Chen that we were missing

BaoziX: This is the same Chen that kissed me and became my boyfriend

DancingMonster: You guys are dating now?

TalentedYeol: Congratulations!!

AngelicSuho: Why didn't you tell me?! I thought I was your favorite hyung!

TrollieChen: Now I know who's not gonna be my best man at my wedding!

AngelicSuho: I'm sorry

KrisGalaxy: LOL Suho apologizing to Chen! HAHA! I never thought I would see the day!

AngelicSuho: And I never thought I would see the day where Kris gets loved... wait that NEVER HAPPENED YET! AND IT NEVER WILL!!! HAHA!

KrisGalaxy: I'm hurt

Satansoo: Did Suho just become savage?

DearLuLu: That's new

GucciZT: Just like your bad plastic surgery?

DearLuLu: YAH!!

TalentedYeol: Lol! Savageness everywhere

StoneHun: Just like your annoying face

TalentedYeol: ;(

Satansoo: I'm enjoying this! Keep fighting peseants!

TrollieChen: I'm just gonna step away from all this

UniLayCorn: To make out with Xiumin?

BaoziX: Hey!!

TrollieChen: We're not doing that yet!

BaoziX: YET!?!?

KrisGalaxy: YET!?!

Baekkie: Why are we screaming yet?

DancingMonster: Cause we haven't escaped you yet

Baekkie: I thought I was a good hyung...

AngelicSuho: It's okay Baekhyun, kids are a pain in the

Baekkie: You too! Your jokes make me barf in the bathroom afterwards!!

AngelicSuho: I'm offended! Luhan! You like my jokes right?

DearLuLu: If I said I like your jokes, it would be the same as if I said D.O's face is disgusting

AngelicSuho: So yes?

Satansoo: THAT'S IT SUHO-HYUNG!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST PERSON I MURDER!!!!!!!!!!

GucciZT: He hasn't killed anyone else?

UniLayCorn: Seriously?

DancingMonster: I'm his boyfriend and I still thought he killed someone before

Baekkie: I mean, look at his eyes

TrollieChen: They scream creepy!

TalentedYeol: And they look deep into your soul

BaoziX: 3... 2... 1...

Satansoo: I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS NEXT BEAGLE LINE!!!

Baekkie: Aren't you part of it as well?

TalentedYeol: Idk, did we make him a member?

TrollieChen: Shoulder shrug

StoneHun: Umm... Soo-Hyung is being scary. Instead of sharpening his knifes, he is just sitting on the couch smiling

DearLuLu: He's probably plotting beagle line's death

KrisGalaxy: He should plot Luhan's death first. Luhan is too stupid to be here

DearLuLu: Kyungsoo! I will pay you 1,000,000,000 won! Just kill Kris for me! I'll even make you dinner!

Satansoo: Ok! :) Killing another leader won't hurt right?

KrisGalaxy: I'm hiding!

UniLayCorn: Wait, Suho is dead?

GucciZT: I guess

BaoziX: Is beagle line dead?

StoneHun: Idk

DancingMonster: I just saw Chen leave the practice room but I don't know where he is now

BaoziX: Well rip him

DearLuLu: Umm... Aren't you gonna miss ur boyfriend or something

BaoziX: I love him, but he needs to know how to survive on his own

StoneHun: You sound like a mom

BaoziX: The leaders are dead and I'm the oldest. It comes naturally

GucciZT: Are you