Hani: HaniBunny

LE: LESavage

Solji: MagicSolji

Junghwa: PinkyMaknae

Hyerin: HyerinExceeds

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LeaderSuho invited UniLayCorn, ChennieChen, DancingMonster, ChannieYeollie, Baekkie, MaknaeSehun, Satansoo, DearLuLu, GucciZT, KrisGalaxy, and BaoziX to a group chat.

LeaderSuho changed his username to AngelicSuho

MakaneSehun changed his username to StoneHun

ChennieChen changed his username to TrollieChen

ChannieYeollie changed his username to TalentedYeol

Satansoo: Why did 4 people just change their name?

AngelicSuho: It's a new year! Lets be DIFFERENT!

UniLayCorn: It's been a new year 2 months ago...

StoneHun: Shut Up! Let us be!

TalentedYeol: Yeah!

DearLuLu: Great now we gotta get used to these names now

KrisGalaxy: I just got used to ChennieChen

TrollieChen: Well get used to this one!

GucciZT: *SIGH*

AngelicSuho: Anyway! ATTENTION!

BaoziX: What?

Baekkie: U always want our attention!

DancingMonster: We should've gotten a new leader

KrisGalaxy: Um...

TalentedYeol: Right! We can just let Kris be leader!

Satansoo: But he's already a leader...

UniLayCorn: We can degrade Suho

DearLuLu: Yeah! Good Idea!

DancingMonster: Splendid!

AngelicSuho: OKAY SHUT UP PEASENTS BEFORE I DON'T LET U EAT!!

AngelicSuho: Ok! I just wanted to say that ALL THE PLUSHIES ARE GONE!

TrollieChen: Wait What! I thought my hiding skills were great!

BaoziX: Well only we know where it's kept!

Satansoo: Do u think it happened at the wedding?

KrisGalaxy: No, we took turns guarding!

Baekkie: It can't be me or Chanyeol!

TrollieChen: It can't be me or Suho because we were the MCs

AngelicSuho: That leaves us with Tao, Xiumin, D.O, Kris, Lay, Kai, Sehun, or Luhan

TalentedYeol: Lock them up! We will interview u guys later!

DearLuLu: Oh dear...

In another chat that Suho made to keep the evidence hidden from the suspects....

AngelicSuho: Okay! Did u do a search of the crime scene Chen!?

TrollieChen: Yes sir! I found crucial evidence!

Baekkie: Please state it!

TalentedYeol: Can we plz just talk normally? It's really annoying!

Baekkie: Anything for you Hubbie!

AngelicSuho: Eww

TrollieChen: Anyway... I found a bracelet on the floor

TalentedYeol: And?

TrollieChen: It has both our EXO symbol on it and an EXID symbol on it

AngelicSuho: Invite them on here NOW!

Baekkie invited HaniBunny, LESavage, MagicSolji, PinkyMaknae, and HyerinExceeds to the group chat.

MagicSolji: Great! I've been asking u guys! WHICH ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS ARE DATING HANI!