Luhan sits next to me in Room Nine.

I kept being nice to him. 'Cause I wanted to meet that handsome boy, of course.

"Want to be friends again, Luhan? Huh? Want to be friends like we used to be? That would be nice of us, don't you think?"

"No," said Luhan. "You only want to be friends so you can steal my new boyfriend."

I did a big breath on him.

"Yeah, only how can I even steal him, Luhan?" I asked. "'Cause you are way beautifuller than me. Remember that? Remember how beautifuller than me you are?"

Luhan remembered.

He fluffed herself. Then he showed me his new lacy socks. 

"Eight dollars and fifty cents...not including tax," he said.

I bugged out my eyes on them.

"Wowie-wow-wow. Those are some fancy feet you have there, miss—ter." I said. I almost forgot that he's a boy. Like me. Except I don't feel like it.

After that, I showed Luhan my socks, too.

"See, Luhan? See mine? They are very sagging and droopy. That's because last night me and my dog Mongryong​​​​​​​ie played tug-of-war with those things. And he got drooly on them."

Luhan made a face.

"Eew," he said.

"I know they are eew," I said back. "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Luhan. I am a big pig. And so how can I even steal your boyfriend?"

Just then, Luhan looked nicer at me.

I scooted my chair close to him. 

"Now we are friends again! Right, Luhan? Right?" I said. "And so now you can introduce me to Handsome Chanyeol. 'Cause I won't even steal that guy."

Luhan fluffed himself some more.

"I don't know...I'll think about it," he said.

I clapped my hands real thrilled.

Then I quick stood up on my chair.

"SOO! HEY, SOO!" I hollered. "LUHAN SAID HE'LL THINK ABOUT IT!"

Just then, I heard a different voice.

"BYUN BAEKHYUN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

It was my teacher.

Her name is Mrs.

She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all.

I smiled kind of nervous.

"I am trying to get a message to Kyu