To:  [email protected]

From:  [email protected]

Subject:  -_-

Dear twad,

I am mad.  No.  I am furious.  No. I am enraged at your ery from last night.  Thank you for telling your girlfriend that I was out with you last night.  Oh did you forget?  That YOUR girlfriend is my girlfriend’s sister too!

Hell is officially iced over and I’m pretty sure by the time you get this I’m already dead.  So call the cops.  Tell them to bring an ambulance.  You know what.  Skip the ambulance and call a priest instead so I can at least be buried properly.

Your ed best friend,

Amber

Ps.  I hate you.

Sent 10:54AM

To:  [email protected]

From:  [email protected]

Subject:  RE: -_-

LMAO.  I’m sorry?

For the record, you can’t penalize a drunk person if the reason why they got drunk was because of the person that’s trying to penalize the drunk person in the first place.

Yours truly,

Yul

Ps.  I love you too.

Sent 2:23PM

Kwon Yul

DUDE u gotta come through!

LOL

I told you I can’t

I have a schedule

Amber u can’t leave me with these two
Shopping w them makes me the
3rd wheel

LOL sorry dude can’t help u

Tell Jessica ur busy or sumthing

-_-

Love you too

Amberrr

Free tonight?

Taeyeon wants to hang

Girls night w/out gfs

Cant.  Dinner with Sica

Again?

What??

U had dinner yesterday

And the night b4

And the night b4 that

What the actual

Well I’m sorry I didn’t know my love
life bothered you so much

Ur whipped

Says the person who got her gf a
new laptop a week ago

#whipped

Taeyeon confirms and I quote
“whipppppppppppppeeeeddd”

Says the midget who said and I quote
“A life without Tiffany is as if happiness
has gone from my life.”

On national tv

#whippedaf

HAHAHAHA

That was a gud one

I’d give you high five right now

If you weren’t so whip to actually come out

#whipped

To:  [email protected], tkim09@sm