(Author's p.o.v)

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​"Teach me your ways, master~"

L.joe pulled his hand away as he stepped back. "'Master'? What are you talking about?" he asked, taken aback. Saying that he has seen a few crazy people before in his lifetime is an understatement. He's seen a lot; he even lives with a few. Now L.joe can add a new one to the list, because this girl is definitely crazy.
"I've seen some cool people, but you're definitely the coolest! Please, be my master!" she begged, keeping her position on her knees. "I'll be good and listen, don't worry!" "No!" L.joe yelled, walking off. "Please!" L.joe ignored her as he walked faster. He kept his fast pase until he got out of the park, and out of her sight.    "What a crazy person." he mumbled, walking in the direction of his house. As he walked, he felt a sense of guilt. Sure, she was crazy; possibly even insane. He still felt kind of bad-- just a little bit though-- not enough to go back or anything. L.joe likes to think that he hasn't lost his mind yet.   "If anything, I feel bad for the cat..." "Talking to yourself, are we?" L.joe jumped. "How many times have I told you?! Don't do that Jackson!" Jackson shrugged. "I've told you so many things, but you don't listen either, boss." "Grr." he put his hands up in defense, laughing as he walked down the steps from their porch.   "Didn't mean to upset you, captain~ Why so grumpy?" L.joe shrugged as he walked up the stairs, with Jackson following behind.   (Their home~(it belongs to all 7 of them)) "You're not going to tell me? BUT I'M YOUR LIFE COACH!" "No, you're not." L.joe quickly corrected. He set his things down on the kitchen counter, going to the fridge soon after. After browsing through the fridge, L.joe closed it and sighed. "Ugh. Why don't we have any food?" Jackson shrugged, nodding his head to the side. "V was supposed to go this morning, but if I had to guess, he hasn't left the house once today-- or in the past 24 hours, for that matter." rolling his eyes, L.joe grabbed a notepad and took a seat at the counter before writing something down. "Why do we give him a turn to grocery shop when we all know he won't do it?"   "You can't not give him the responsibility just because he doesn't fulfill it; how's he ever going to learn? You gotta take him aside and speak with him, let him know the importance of the job he was given-" "Can you stop with all the life-coach crud? I'm not in the mood." Jackson scoffed. "You're never in the mood..." he pouted. "You might not need a life coach, but you definitely could use a coach to teach you manners!"   L,joe simply rolled his eyes. "Who's cooking tonight?" "Lisa." he nodded, scribbling her name down. Jackson stared down at L.joe as he focused on the notepad. "What happened to put you in such a bad mood?" blinking, L.joe looked up. "I'm not in a bad-" "Boss." L.joe sighed, relaxing his tense shoulders.   "There was this crazy girl-" just as L.joe began to speak, the front door flew open revealing Minhyuk. "Do my ears deceive me? Or is our boss actually talking about a giiiirl?~~" Minhyuk let out a squeal before dropping his stuff on the counter and taking a seat next to L.joe. "What's she like?! And when are you going out with her again?!" "Crazy. And I hope I never see her again." L.joe said, flatly.   The smile Minhyuk wore quickly faded. "Ouch... I feel bad for her already." Jackson turned his attention to L.joe. "So you went out with her then broke her heart? ...Because she's crazy?" "I didn't go out with her!" L.joe yelled. "Listen, I was at the park just standing there, then I turned around and bam! She's right behind me. She asked something about me being her master, but I left before hearing the rest." "Poor girl." Minhyuk pouted. Jackson 'tsked'. "Did it cross your mind, oh I don't