Cricket!

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There is a cricket on your bed and you have a whole army of useless men to help you not do anything about it... apart from Mingyu... Mingyu is a weird kid but an effective pesticide. 

 

 

Uh... this is based on this (http://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/1128626) blog post.
I'm a mess right now, ngl. 

1,000> words... i basically cry typed this in compleat fear... 

Foreword

My other EXO Fics

Armani  You x Suho | Baekhyun | Sehun, foursome, Kink, Warning, M
When a stranger approaches you in your university library telling you your best friend is in danger do you really have a choice whether or not to go with him? You don't seem to think so thus fall straight into Kim Joonmyun's trap. 

Think Outside The Dome OT12, Dystopian 

In a dystopian world where Oh Sehun believes nothing to exist outside his dome-covered city, banishment is certain death. However, when promised a radioactive wasteland of mutants and sudden death Sehun is relieved to find there is more to the Earth than the estranged fables he had grown up on, the most interesting surprise in the form of a tall, dark-haired delinquent and the most horrible surprise: to be into a war-torn reality. 

First Month Of Madness OT12 x oc, Collage AU, Romance, Angst, comedy
Your first month of university would be like no other due to one completely unbearable Kingka, Kai. Kai and the rest of his friends seem to have made it their job to make your life hell, or maybe that’s your paranoia speaking. However after Suho- AKA, the human embodiment of scary- possess an agreement to you everything gets confusing, emotional and frankly messed up. Nothing was ever going to be straight forward again, not with those idiots around. 

Without You, There Is No Me Sulay, Sukai, M, Horror
Joonmyun doesn't know what Lay is. Doctors describe him as an Illness that Joonmyun suffers from but that doesn't explain the haunting, it doesn't explain the pain and it doesn't explain any of the harrowing articles that Kim Jongin diggs up after walking back into Joonmyun's terrifying wreck of a life.  Lay is Joonmyun Joonmyun is LayThey are two sides of one person.  But that isn't quite true.

Slaughter Trip OT12, M, Crack
In which EXO go on a road trip to use up Joonmyun's money, Sehun becomes a slug and Jongin spends the whole time playing with himself in the car. Baekhyun and Chanyeol miss abusive Kyungsoo when the latter gets in a rut, Yixing and Luhan annoy everyone whilst Tao draws . Jongdae loses his leg and Minseok thinks he can fill Kyungsoo's place as the next top Satan.
Yifan just wants it all to end. Why must he be Joonmyun's side kick? Why?  

Black out Sehun x oc, M, Trigger warning 
Being alone is hard, being with someone who hurts you is harder but sometimes thats unclear and choosing to stick with the latter in order to feel loved feels like the rout to pick.  one shot 

Lighting Up Sehun x oc, M, Trigger warning 
Sequal to my previous Oneshot BlackOut ofwhich depicts the termoil of a lost soul (you) taken in by the evil and violent Oh Sehun.  (warnings for abuse, non-con and bad language)

Educating Yixing Sulay, Mentioned Sekai, M 
It wasn’t as if Yixing had never seen before, because he had… at least he reassured the members that he had when they laughed at him, ridiculing his innocence. 
Yixing has never been brave enough to watch and now, somehow, he is sat on his straight leader's bed trying to suppress his urges, laptop between them and tension in the air.

The bubble tea project Sehun and Suho centric ft. EXO (mostly Kai, Lay, Tao), M
Sehun has a Youtube channel originally dedicated to Bubble Tea vlogs but somehow he has found himself and Tao sneaking into Suho's room to get footage of him ing for the best channel in the world! who could resist watching that? the idea is fool-proof, Sehun thinks so at least. 

Truth or Dare (EXO) OT12, M, Crack/
The power is out in the EXO dorm and the boys are stricken with bordem, Truth or dare seems to be the cure but how far does it go? (overdose era x)

EXO CAM OT12, BTS, SHINee, M, Crack
Sequeal of 'Truth or dare', EXO are having to get use to life with cameras all over the house and Baekhyun's weird new 'friend' who has come to stay, will SHINee get there fill of EXO and will BTS ever get their beloved V back? 
Kai in the BTS dorm, what strange antics go down are even a blur to kai, despite being from EXO (a group of 12 creeps) BTS are seeming stranger! 
(#KAI-HOPE you don't have to ship it just agree it would be freaking y!) ;)

Forign Friendship OT12, M, Trigger warning 
There is a new kid at Joonmyun's college and it seems the rest of the boys aren't too happy about it. Yixing has to put up with hatred on the daily as his Korean peers decide not to take a liking to him until he finally finds a friend, or so he thought.  warning racism  noncon my little pony (only about 200 words hahaha... please don't ask #MLP) XD bad language (not much though, i don't like to sware to much) kidnapping AU

Mandarin Class Yixing x oc, M
Your mandarin language teacher, Mr. Zhang, has been getting on your nerves for a long time now, his atentive atitude towards your friend (ofwhom just happenes to sit near you) was causing you to fall behind, extra tuition is in store for you

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CosmicLatte00 #1
Chapter 1: this is what happened if you put seventeen and bts together. (ft exo)
Everything go infires!
No,literally on fire.
dragmystyle #2
Chapter 1: Hahaha what were they thinking, putting the God of Eating and the God of Destruction together?
Soohya #3
Chapter 1: "Mingyu ate Vernon last month"
"I broke it on Seungkwan's skull"
Those are epic XD No, everything is epic. So epic that I'm done :))
Good job, very good job. Though I'm sorry for you having to meet that cricket *chill runs down my spine*
MiraChase #4
Chapter 1: I feel incredibly blessed for reading this.
coffeelatteleo #5
Chapter 1: What did I just read? Hahaha. This is so funny. Good job author-nim.
cookiemonsterkai #6
Chapter 1: HAHAHHA OMG IM CRYING. HE ATE MY BAE VERNON
DUDE GOOD JOB :) great inspiration!!
springjasmine91
#7
Chapter 1: Awesome. Well done
imemyself07 #8
Chapter 1: Ate Vernon?! Noooo!......
This was a really great way to start my day. Thank you author-nim!