its 12am when tao decides he needs to get up and have some gdamn motherkissing peaches bcos he was named after a peach and for some reason that is all he is allowed to eat. ever.

he's on his 16th peach when the phone rings rather annoingly, must be more telemarketers trying to sell him some uselss kissing he doesn't need. "hello?" he practically screeches into the recevier "we don't need anymore kissing litter boxes, there are no cats living here!" 

"oh uh this is kris from chinese class." 

"kris? who the kiss is that? why r u calling me at 1am" 

"you left ur panda doll thing here i was wondering if u wanted to pick it up"

oh yeah tao forgot to mention that he loooooves pands and theyre the only animal he can ever stand. kai once tried to get him to pet his dog and let's just say it ended with one of them having to make a trip to the vet's. kai. it was kai. obvs. 

", thats my limited edition xiongmao panda!!!"

"isnt that just panda panda"

"stfu im omw"